No one knows why this is either, but there are reports now of a meteor shower, and very strange meteorites at that.
In San Jose California, one of the meteorites struck in Rosicrucian Park, right in the Akhenaten Shrine, where the cremated remains of the founder H. Spencer Lewis are interned. When the meteorite struck the ground started to give off a golden glow, for 30' in all directions. And since there have been accounts of H. Spencer Lewis being seen alive.
In Scottsdale Arizona one Ray Kurzweil had had about all he can take of this embarrassment Dougster living in their computing cloud via Google Immortality. It was getting so bad that it was threatening people's acceptance of Kurzweil's vision of the future, and hence starting to undercut their ability to maintain the huge influx of new money needed each day to keep the stock market at its present high.
So Kurzweil had loaded Dougster's remains, in his vacuum insulated, LN2 filled, mummy casket, onto a truck. He was driving out to a construction site where he intended to dump the frozen Dougster into an open pit, and then cover him over, presumably so he would defrost and rot.
But as he was lowering the cryogenic casket in a standing up position, down with the lift gate, it was struck with a meteorite. The casket started to give off a bright golden glow. A ring of bright light kept moving up and down it, and sending off lightning bolts in all directions.
Now Dougster, having pulled the lever himself, to start the ammonia purge of his blood stream, and the freezing, would not have undergone Information-Theoretic Death.
But once that ammonia hit his brain, he did go flat EKG and flat EEG.
But now, with the golden glow throbbing, all of a sudden the three latches burned off. And then LN2 started running out on the ground, and boiling vigorously. Then there was this smell from all the ammonia. Then the door burst open, and there was our Dougster, still in his signature top hat and tails. He steadied himself, and his mouth opened,
"Learn those investing skills early ... Look for industries not amenable to automation ... The market is undervalued, buy buy buy"
Kurzweil just took off running, and he has not been seen since. Dougster's clothes were all soaked with ammonia. Some how it must have gotten out of his circulatory system and come out right through his skin.
So now, no one knows how to explain this, or what to expect next.
SJG
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