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Songs you want in the Strip Club

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Fuck Joe Biden
Saturday, August 19, 2017 5:09 PM
In this thread we post songs we would like to hear in the club. So if you are home, and bored like I am tonight, have some drinks and post em. [view link] When it comes to sex, I'm similar to the thriller in Manila Honeys call me Bigga the condom filler Whether it's stiff tongue or stiff dick Biggie squeeze it to make shit fit, now check this shit I got the pack of Rough Riders in the back of the Pathfinder You know the ep along by James Todd Smith I get swift with the lyrical gift Hit you with the dick, make your kidneys shift Here we go, here we go, but I'm not Domino I got the funk flow to make your drawers drop slow So recognize the dick size in these Karl Kani jeans I wear thirteens, know what I mean I fuck around and hit you with the Hennessey dick Mess around and go blind, don't get to see shit The next batter, here to shatter your bladder, it doesn't matter Skinny or fat or light-skinned or black, baby I drop These boricua mommies screamin "Ay papi!" I love it when they call me Big Poppa I only smoke blunts if they rolled propa Look, I gotcha caught up with the drunk flow Fuck tae kwon do, I tote da fo'-fo' For niggaz gettin mad cause they bitch chose me A big black motherfucker with G ya see All I do is separate the game from the truth Big bang boots from the Bronx to Bolivia Gettin Physical like Olivia Newt Tricks suck my clique dick all day with no trivia So gimme a hoe, a bankroll and a bag of weed I'm guaranteed to fuck her till her nose bleed Even if your new man's a certified mack You'll get that H-town in ya, you'll want that old thing back No Cheap Trick or we will all know you really prefer the All Male Strip Clubs

52 comments

  • GoVikings
    7 years ago
    I request this when my CF and I do our dances. It's so fitting: [view link]
  • RandomMember
    7 years ago
    I really like this Clapton/Winwood song from 2008. "Can't find my way home." Has nothing to do with strippers, but might apply to @Dugan leaving the club shit-faced drunk. [view link]
  • ButterMan
    7 years ago
    Scandalous by prince!
  • ime
    7 years ago
    This could be the next song then Rando actually if you play them in order it might be perfect. [view link] [view link] Back in my younger wilder days I was lucky to never go home in one (not because of Drinking and driving), but there is still hope.
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    Young Dolph " Gelatine" [view link]
  • ime
    7 years ago
    ha ha still didn't mean for drinking and driving.
  • ime
    7 years ago
    POst the links fuck face
  • RandomMember
    7 years ago
    LOL @IME
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    Young Dolph " Get Paid"
  • ime
    7 years ago
    When Me, Shailynn and the Janitor Juice leave the office before hitting the club. [view link]
  • ime
    7 years ago
    Juice get those fat fingers working and find links even though it will be awful southern purple drank trap shit
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    Casky " Cadillac" [view link]
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    LMFAO
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    Casky " Black Sheep" [view link] Trap music and Death Metal is Life
  • ime
    7 years ago
    juice is Casky is the honkey with the neon hair I can think of fewer people I would want to slap opened hand just for seeing. I ain't gonna punch the guy because it might kill that hipster doofus
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    Plies " Lil Bae" [view link]
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    Skinny white kid with Cash money
  • ime
    7 years ago
    he ain't got money those are rented cars he sucks dicks for money
  • ime
    7 years ago
    SanjoseLloyd pays him
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    Plies " Plenty Money " [view link]
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    LMFAO probably
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    Plies " Becky" [view link]
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    Gucci " first day out da feds"
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    Gucci " money machine" [view link]
  • ime
    7 years ago
    This is what our older ex-hippie guys want to hear it reminds them of acid trips back in the day. I dig it and approve. [view link]
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    Canibil Corps " I cum blood" [view link]
  • sinclair
    7 years ago
    I have requested this on a few times. It is the soundtrack to a lap dance: Pop that pussy bitch! [view link]
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    The Agonist [view link]
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    Hate beak beards of vegence [view link]
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    Death flame mirror of truth [view link]
  • ime
    7 years ago
    check your pm's fuck face
  • LecherousMonk
    7 years ago
    If I were paying by the song, I'd request the following: "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin from Led Zeppelin IV "In My Time of Dying" by Led Zeppelin from Physical Graffiti "Carouselambra" by Led Zeppelin from In through the Out Door "Moby Dick" by Led Zeppelin from The Song Remains the Same "Dazed and Confused" by Led Zeppelin from The Song Remains the Same "When the Levee Breaks" by Led Zeppelin from Led Zeppelin IV Almost any Opeth song "The End" by the Doors from The Doors "Voodoo Chile" by the Jimi Hendrix Experience from Electric Ladyland "Freebird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd from Pronounced Leh-nerd Skin-nerd . . . But now that I think about it why not be even greedier? Symphony No. 5 by Ludwig van Beethoven "The Marriage of Figaro" by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart The Brandenburg Concerto by Johann Sebastian Bach "The Firebird" by Igor Stravinsky
  • shadowcat
    7 years ago
    Bolero by Ravel - [view link] But who am I kidding The way you move by Outkast - [view link]
  • ime
    7 years ago
    [view link] because it is called Wizrard Fight. No other reason.
  • shailynn
    7 years ago
    I like "don't stand so close to me" by the Police
  • Bj99
    7 years ago
    I want someone to dance to "sometime around midnight" by airborne toxic event. I'd dance to it, but it doesn't work w my style.
  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    Anyone up for some Grand Funk Railroad [view link]
  • Subraman
    7 years ago
    I know the songs I DON'T like hearing in the strip club: songs about strippers and strip clubs. Seems corny and almost puerile to me. "Ha ha! Get it? We're in a strip club, and THIS IS A SONG ABOUT STRIP CLUBS? Get it? Get it? Super clever and edgy to play a song about strip clubs in the strip club!"
  • jackslash
    7 years ago
    My favorite strip club song is "Porn Star Dancing." Sorry, Subraman. [view link]
  • Subraman
    7 years ago
    One of the single sexiest stage shows I've ever seen is this incredible young latin girl dancing languidly to "Make it Hot" by Nicole Wray & Missy Elliot. I'm not sure everyone call pull that song off, but dang, would love to hear that song again for a stripper who could do it justice
  • mark94
    7 years ago
    In the 80s, there was a very short playlist in most clubs # “Welcome to the Jungle,” Guns n’ Roses # “Sweet Emotion,” Aerosmith # “You Shook Me All Night Long,” AC/DC # “Pour Some Sugar on Me,” Def Leppard # “Cherry Pie,” Warrant # “Girls, Girls, Girls,” Mötley Crüe # “Crazy Train,” Ozzy Osbourne # “Closer,” Nine Inch Nails # “Wild Thing,” Tone-Loc # “Here I Go Again,” Whitesnake # “Hot for Teacher,” Van Halen
  • osogrande
    7 years ago
    Milkshake by Kelis: [view link]
  • DisRuptive1
    7 years ago
    Portugal The Man - Feel It Still
  • vincemichaels
    7 years ago
    Girls, girls, girls !! A strip club classic.
  • vincemichaels
    7 years ago
    ^^^^ And you are an expert, faggot ??????? The only thing you are an expert is flogging that tiny dick of yours. LMAO
  • georgmicrodong
    7 years ago
    I don't really care what they play, as long as they play it loud enough to cover the rhythmic sound of my thighs slapping her ass and my groan when I nut.
  • Bj99
    7 years ago
    ^ I'm sure everyone around appreciates that also.
  • flagooner
    7 years ago
    The longer the better
  • rane1234
    7 years ago
    Instrumentals...words are usually garbage.
  • flagooner
    7 years ago
    ^ Is it a bad thing to knock the club down a notch in classiness? I think not.
  • ime
    7 years ago
    With you flag, prefer a sleazy fun strip club
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