Songs you want in the Strip Club
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In this thread we post songs we would like to hear in the club. So if you are home, and bored like I am tonight, have some drinks and post em.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZBD0fbN…
When it comes to sex, I'm similar to the thriller in Manila
Honeys call me Bigga the condom filler
Whether it's stiff tongue or stiff dick
Biggie squeeze it to make shit fit, now check this shit
I got the pack of Rough Riders in the back of the Pathfinder
You know the ep along by James Todd Smith
I get swift with the lyrical gift
Hit you with the dick, make your kidneys shift
Here we go, here we go, but I'm not Domino
I got the funk flow to make your drawers drop slow
So recognize the dick size in these Karl Kani jeans
I wear thirteens, know what I mean
I fuck around and hit you with the Hennessey dick
Mess around and go blind, don't get to see shit
The next batter, here to shatter your bladder, it doesn't matter
Skinny or fat or light-skinned or black, baby I drop
These boricua mommies screamin "Ay papi!"
I love it when they call me Big Poppa
I only smoke blunts if they rolled propa
Look, I gotcha caught up with the drunk flow
Fuck tae kwon do, I tote da fo'-fo'
For niggaz gettin mad cause they bitch chose me
A big black motherfucker with G ya see
All I do is separate the game from the truth
Big bang boots from the Bronx to Bolivia
Gettin Physical like Olivia Newt
Tricks suck my clique dick all day with no trivia
So gimme a hoe, a bankroll and a bag of weed
I'm guaranteed to fuck her till her nose bleed
Even if your new man's a certified mack
You'll get that H-town in ya, you'll want that old thing back
No Cheap Trick or we will all know you really prefer the All Male Strip Clubs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZBD0fbN…
When it comes to sex, I'm similar to the thriller in Manila
Honeys call me Bigga the condom filler
Whether it's stiff tongue or stiff dick
Biggie squeeze it to make shit fit, now check this shit
I got the pack of Rough Riders in the back of the Pathfinder
You know the ep along by James Todd Smith
I get swift with the lyrical gift
Hit you with the dick, make your kidneys shift
Here we go, here we go, but I'm not Domino
I got the funk flow to make your drawers drop slow
So recognize the dick size in these Karl Kani jeans
I wear thirteens, know what I mean
I fuck around and hit you with the Hennessey dick
Mess around and go blind, don't get to see shit
The next batter, here to shatter your bladder, it doesn't matter
Skinny or fat or light-skinned or black, baby I drop
These boricua mommies screamin "Ay papi!"
I love it when they call me Big Poppa
I only smoke blunts if they rolled propa
Look, I gotcha caught up with the drunk flow
Fuck tae kwon do, I tote da fo'-fo'
For niggaz gettin mad cause they bitch chose me
A big black motherfucker with G ya see
All I do is separate the game from the truth
Big bang boots from the Bronx to Bolivia
Gettin Physical like Olivia Newt
Tricks suck my clique dick all day with no trivia
So gimme a hoe, a bankroll and a bag of weed
I'm guaranteed to fuck her till her nose bleed
Even if your new man's a certified mack
You'll get that H-town in ya, you'll want that old thing back
No Cheap Trick or we will all know you really prefer the All Male Strip Clubs
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I really like this Clapton/Winwood song from 2008. "Can't find my way home."
Has nothing to do with strippers, but might apply to @Dugan leaving the club shit-faced drunk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT-SFgkV…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xWUMG53…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lREDv6u…
Back in my younger wilder days I was lucky to never go home in one (not because of Drinking and driving), but there is still hope.
https://youtu.be/d7x7zDcesuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9wsjroV…
https://youtu.be/zA-NZAUw6Ys
https://youtu.be/1Tjh0J_gTGA
Trap music and Death Metal is Life
https://youtu.be/SHRNI_l8A6g
https://youtu.be/91WYiTGy0g0
https://youtu.be/JcKG4EJ6rsQ
https://youtu.be/g6RWvkRCXOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQUlA8Hc…
https://youtu.be/lmBHrwLwNNA
https://youtu.be/X98HX5nbsCI
https://youtu.be/aXzIeI0mkFI
https://youtu.be/VwXKR9EWhXo
https://youtu.be/J0D3Cpy6UB4
"Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin from Led Zeppelin IV
"In My Time of Dying" by Led Zeppelin from Physical Graffiti
"Carouselambra" by Led Zeppelin from In through the Out Door
"Moby Dick" by Led Zeppelin from The Song Remains the Same
"Dazed and Confused" by Led Zeppelin from The Song Remains the Same
"When the Levee Breaks" by Led Zeppelin from Led Zeppelin IV
Almost any Opeth song
"The End" by the Doors from The Doors
"Voodoo Chile" by the Jimi Hendrix Experience from Electric Ladyland
"Freebird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd from Pronounced Leh-nerd Skin-nerd
. . . But now that I think about it why not be even greedier?
Symphony No. 5 by Ludwig van Beethoven
"The Marriage of Figaro" by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
The Brandenburg Concerto by Johann Sebastian Bach
"The Firebird" by Igor Stravinsky
But who am I kidding
The way you move by Outkast - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFLhjIXz…
https://youtu.be/8cR1-UAPPos
Seems corny and almost puerile to me. "Ha ha! Get it? We're in a strip club, and THIS IS A SONG ABOUT STRIP CLUBS? Get it? Get it? Super clever and edgy to play a song about strip clubs in the strip club!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdaKwt5c…
# “Welcome to the Jungle,” Guns n’ Roses
# “Sweet Emotion,” Aerosmith
# “You Shook Me All Night Long,” AC/DC
# “Pour Some Sugar on Me,” Def Leppard
# “Cherry Pie,” Warrant
# “Girls, Girls, Girls,” Mötley Crüe
# “Crazy Train,” Ozzy Osbourne
# “Closer,” Nine Inch Nails
# “Wild Thing,” Tone-Loc
# “Here I Go Again,” Whitesnake
# “Hot for Teacher,” Van Halen
A strip club classic.
^^^^
And you are an expert, faggot ??????? The only thing you are an expert is flogging that tiny dick of yours. LMAO