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8 years ago
Detroit summer meetup
Yeah. I think Rech can walk to Bogarts.
But Flight club is too far for him.
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8 years ago
Time for a new tuscl tagline?
The Ultimate Strip Club list:
"With the advice on here, even San Jose Guy can get laid in Detroit's clubs."
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8 years ago
The Power of a Real Tuscl meeting
You might get the bathroom troll fees waived.
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8 years ago
Detroit summer meetup
So let's review.
Who will be attending?
1) Rech
2) Heck
3) Rechthebei
4) San_Jose_gay
5) Juice
6) Duke69
7) SippyCup
8) capri69
9) Jackie
10) Justin
11) Just the Nuts
And of course, JS69.
So if everyone shows up, there will be, what.. 3 people there?
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8 years ago
NFL Draft?
And now #16. 4 OSU players already taken in the 1st round.
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8 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
when Rech's Daughter Wants To Have A Boyfriend
Rech has a daughter?
I thought he was gay?
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8 years ago
NFL Draft?
I wonder if Roger Goodell ever gets tired of being booed every time he walks to the podium before each pick?
It would be hilarious if at one point he just gives the crowd the finger and yells FUCK YOU! into the mic. lol.
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8 years ago
what does the "P" in P.Emerson mean ?
Penis.
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8 years ago
Legs wide open like a peace sign
Little red corvette... Baby you're much too fast...
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8 years ago
NFL Draft?
I'm watching the Draft right now. I never miss it each year.
It's the only time of year I can pretend my Detroit Lions actually have a chance each year.
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8 years ago
A reminder courtesy of StripperWeb
If I had been on this board and seen and learned what I know now, I would have saved a kings random in money.
Alas, live and learn from your mistakes. And don't make the same mistakes again.
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8 years ago
Lying
More lawyer jokes in 3... 2... 1...
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8 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
What Do You Do To Cheer Yourself Up?
Give her a link to this discussion board.
It never fails to make me laugh.
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8 years ago
Experts
To be fair, clubbing in Detroit is like shooting fish in a barrel. If you are NOT offered extras by at least one girl, you think something is wrong with you...
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8 years ago
Lying
"I find myself lying frequently and I don't like it."
How the hell did you ever make a living as a lawyer if you don't like lying??????????????
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8 years ago
Attorney bloopers
I'm sure there are good, honest, truthful lawyers out there who only want what's fair and right.
I'm also sure there are unicorns...
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8 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
OT: My PillowLol Papi....
Did you honestly expect anything less from all the wise guys on here?
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8 years ago
Sighting of Saudi_Arabia_Guy
Nice sandals.
You'd think he could afford an actual full pair of shoes...
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8 years ago
Dancers with poor personal hygiene to include bad breath as well as unpleasant b
Time to find a new club if the dancers smell.
I've had more problems with dental hygiene of some dancers.
But I think they bad breath and teeth were from drugs. So those are easy to pick up on now at most clubs by me.
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8 years ago
What's the meaning of your TUSCL username?^^^* Ask Monty Python. ;)
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8 years ago
What's the meaning of your TUSCL username?
I've always been fascinated with WWII. Mine is the nickname of the P-40 flying tigers plane.
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8 years ago
OT: Portlandia
I've never watched it. Then again, I don't watch tv all that much unless there is a sporting event on I'm interested in.
But I have seen the comercials for it and find them pretty funny.
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8 years ago
Stripper with a good boyfriend?
Nope. Never heard of one.
They are like unicorns to strippers.
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8 years ago
Morels Are Freakishly Early This Year!
I like my strippers freakish. White or black, with or without morals.
Preferably without though.
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8 years ago
Timeliness
Strippers are notoriously late for an OTC date. Patience is Definately a virtue when dealing with these girls.
One time a couple years ago I was floored that a girl actually showed up on time for a meet up we had planned.