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7 years ago
Gone but not forgottenFarmer Art is in that big oil rig in the sky.
I think Motörhead is just in hiding from SJG.
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7 years ago
What the hell is a public key?Use it to open that door knob.
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7 years ago
You might have heard this on beforeWTF?
How many times can you recycle the same joke?
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7 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
If You...I’ve also heard if you drive it, fly in it or fuck it, rent it.
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7 years ago
Contribution LevelsMine went down.
Must mean I’m out of the circle of trust.
I’m not even in the same zip code of the circle of trust anymore.
I’m so jealous of anyone who gets to go to the Papi Chulo pool parties...
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7 years ago
Woman who killed another inside Portland strip club gets 15 yearsIn Detroit, the fights usually take place in the parking lot at 2am. And it’s usually gunfire between two customers.
The worst fight I ever saw inside a club was this one girl got so pissed off at a customer, she took off one of her 6” stiletto heels and started bashing the guy with it.
Bouncers broke it up pretty fast.
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7 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
If You...Juice, you should definately go electric.
But you’d probably forget to plug it in.
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7 years ago
June 24, 2050 the death of the Strip ClubsAnd you could tip a robot stripper with a quart of synthetic oil and they’d be super happy.
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7 years ago
Woman who killed another inside Portland strip club gets 15 yearsClub Skin and Tommy’s Two.
Have to remember to cross that off the list when visiting Oregon... good thing I’m never planning on visiting Oregon. Lol.
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7 years ago
You might have heard this on beforeKind of similar to the really old joke about the guy with a wood eye.
Guy really likes a girl. But he is self conscious about his wood eye.
Guy wants to ask out this girl, but she is self conscious about her wooden leg. But she really likes the guy with the wooden eye and he really likes her.
Guy finally gets up the nerve up to ask the girl out.
He sheepishly goes up to her and asks her if she would like to go out on a date with him to the movies.
She excitedly exclaims: “would I?!!!”
He quickly replies: “Fuck you peg leg!”
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7 years ago
June 24, 2050 the death of the Strip ClubsI’ll take a Scjo agent Natasia Romanoff doll to get me off please.
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7 years ago
June 24, 2050 the death of the Strip ClubsIt’s 2050, and Juice will still be running out of gas for his car.
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7 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Do Like JuiceI’m not doing anything like Juice.
That fucker is turning gay.
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7 years ago
GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Loose PussySlim Asians. If you can find them.
The smaller the girl the tighter the pussy, ime.
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7 years ago
Cock ring during a Lap DanceWhy would you want to watch a couple chickens fight in a ring during a lap dance?
You sure are strange a strange monger...
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7 years ago
HJs an extra? Yes or no?I can see it being considered an extra in most clubs. However, from what I’ve come to expect in the Detroit clubs, I wouldn’t consider it an extra.
And if I saw other guys getting sex from the girl they were with, I’d definately feel like I was getting a bad deal.
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7 years ago
Paypal want let me pay my hoeSell more shit on eBay to replenish your account.
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7 years ago
Hotlist?Founder working double time on a Sunday evening.
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7 years ago
founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
Trust RatingsPapi Chulo for the win!!!!
Nobody even close to him score wise.
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7 years ago
GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Using The SystemThis lifestyle almost requires that you take breaks from it once in a while. It ain’t for pussies.
Well, it’s about pussy, but it ain’t for everyone.
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7 years ago
Can we add back the day and time for a visit on the reviews of a club?Yeah. I like to know if it’s afternoon or night shift too. Valuable info.
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7 years ago
flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
Advice to mdbNext thing you know, you’ll be giving advice on Bitcoin stock.
It’s a slippery advice slope...
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7 years ago
Detroit AssistanceNow that you mention it, I can’t think of a good example about the curtains coming down and back up in the time I’ve been clubbing either.
Most of the time it’s been the Club was shut down due to “liquor violations” for a week or two.
I still remain skeptical that it will last though.
The politicians and cops will want their kickback money and they won’t get it if the clubs close down.
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7 years ago
EastCoasterI strongly prefer women of color. Every color.
Question for Founder re "Trusts"Does this mean that Juice only has 1 trust now that all his alias accounts that trusted him are gone?