Best clubs for Norwegian dancers?

Norwegian Dolls in NYC - located in the basement of Trump Plaza.

But it's a member's only club.

This is the best place:

We need more Norwegian strippers to migrate to America.

Not strippers from shit hole countries.

.....and Norwegian dancers are very, very cold! ;-)

I try to avoid those clubs. The girls are beautiful, tall, leggy, blondes. But many have incredibly powerful grips, from years of chopping wood - and churning butter. They could literally yank your crank right off your crank shaft...

Minneapolis. It’s like having a lettuce sandwich with mayo on a piece of white Holsum.

If I'm getting a lap dance from a Norwegian stripper and I get an erection, would that be Norwegian Wood?

I was going to say you’d have a nor-dick...

But therealDougsters reference is much better! There’s a Beatles reference in there too.

Perhaps you can find some in these clubs:

A Norwegian girl used to work at Follies. Haven’t seen her in a while, though. Heard she went back to Norway.

Knew a dancer that was a dead ringer for Tiger Woods ex-wife. She was Norwegian wasn't she? Or maybe Swedish?

Getting lap dance from Tiger's ex during that breakup would have been awesome.

Minnesota clubs have tons of hot Scandinavian women. Plus Germans and Irish. Tons of blonde white girls.

I'd love to get some dances from some black Norwegian chicks

Best bet would be take a trip out to Oslo, Norway. Probably has better clubs there than in the U.S.

Victoria BC

“I’d love to get some dances from some black Norwegian chicks”

Do they have Asian Norwegian chicks?

"Do they have Asian Norwegian chicks?"

Yes, the Laplanders...