Best clubs for Norwegian dancers?

18 comments

• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  Norwegian Dolls in NYC - located in the basement of Trump Plaza.
  
  But it's a member's only club.
• jackslash

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  7 years ago

  This is the best place:
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c2NEFPq…
• warhawks

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  7 years ago

  We need more Norwegian strippers to migrate to America.
  
  Not strippers from shit hole countries.
• ATACdawg

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  7 years ago

  .....and Norwegian dancers are very, very cold! ;-)
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  I try to avoid those clubs. The girls are beautiful, tall, leggy, blondes. But many have incredibly powerful grips, from years of chopping wood - and churning butter. They could literally yank your crank right off your crank shaft...
• JimGassagain

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  7 years ago

  Minneapolis. It’s like having a lettuce sandwich with mayo on a piece of white Holsum.
• realDougster

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  7 years ago

  If I'm getting a lap dance from a Norwegian stripper and I get an erection, would that be Norwegian Wood?
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  I was going to say you’d have a nor-dick...
  
  But therealDougsters reference is much better! There’s a Beatles reference in there too.
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  Perhaps you can find some in these clubs:
  
  https://www.tuscl.net/state.php?id=56
  
• doctorevil

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  7 years ago

  A Norwegian girl used to work at Follies. Haven’t seen her in a while, though. Heard she went back to Norway.
• PeterEaster

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  7 years ago

  Knew a dancer that was a dead ringer for Tiger Woods ex-wife. She was Norwegian wasn't she? Or maybe Swedish?
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  Getting lap dance from Tiger's ex during that breakup would have been awesome.
• JamesSD

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  7 years ago

  Minnesota clubs have tons of hot Scandinavian women. Plus Germans and Irish. Tons of blonde white girls.
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  I'd love to get some dances from some black Norwegian chicks
• rl27

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  7 years ago

  Best bet would be take a trip out to Oslo, Norway. Probably has better clubs there than in the U.S.
• JohnTitor

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  7 years ago

  Victoria BC
• warhawks

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  7 years ago

  
  “I’d love to get some dances from some black Norwegian chicks”
  
  Do they have Asian Norwegian chicks?
• PeterEaster

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  7 years ago

  "Do they have Asian Norwegian chicks?"
  
  Yes, the Laplanders...