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9 years ago
But I never fingered a girl in my life and starting off with a stripper seems hella weird. We all know half these hoes are nasty as hell, and it just seems gross in general. But then again, I'm the guy that never ate pussy before either. Beyond that, I have no fucking clue what I'm doing once I'm in there. Don't want to seem ridiculous.
@anon maybe it turns some guys on, but I get no pleasurable feelings from sticking my fingers in vagina. And I don't know where women would get the idea that I would enjoy it if I don't even make an attempt to touch between their legs.
@rockstar I'm 24 bro. I'm too young to be fucking up my sexual lifestyle just because I wanted to be reckless for a day. These hoes today are too unpredictable. Maybe when I'm 50 is when I won't give a fuck.
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9 years ago
@IwillLapAdancer LMAO yellow gloves and dish soap. FUcking hilarious. I'm DYING right now LMAO
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9 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
You have long since accepted you have no feelings Ricky boy. Ditch her fat ass and bounce. You're heartless anyway, you've said so yourself.
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9 years ago
If you already have stock in the virtual money *snrk* then I would just keep around $10 worth of shares on it. It'll definitely bounce back in the coming years. Nasdaq is still here after all and we all know Dow Jones is bound to bounce back as well.
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9 years ago
@shailynn sorry to burst your proverbial bubble, but I'm too much of an asshole to be a PL WK
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9 years ago
@anon their as in dem cheeks.
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9 years ago
the kangerooo isn't holding a dead animal. He's holding his mate. Probably about to give her the business
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9 years ago
Heh, I got to become a regular because if hoes are dumb enough to forget it, then its my money now.
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
so...should i drive there or take the chinese bus?
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9 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
If you literally just get to the stage just as the show ends, don't feel obligated to tip even if the girl ask. In that scenario explain that you literally just sat down.
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
@nemesisk7 of course its better. But if you are near detroit, you are NOWHERE near Tijuanna. So we can't go unless it's an extended vacation.
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9 years ago
well....at least their natural...I hope.
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9 years ago
or....jack's a regular and she doesn't want to ruin her concurring income. Nice gesture but would you REALLY be mad if she called you and asked to fuck a dude for a G?
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9 years ago
swindlers like to talk smoothly and your feelings can get caught up in decision making when it shouldn't.
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9 years ago
@Johnsmith69 true dat. But you aren't gonna wanna drive your car anyway. You'll be too lazy to do so lol
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9 years ago
If only there were such things for weed. I bet you they sell something like that in Colorado and Cali.
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9 years ago
@anongirl98 that would be good. In any case, watch your drink, watch your purse, protect your ears from swindlers and buy your drinks from the liquor store and make sure it's vacuum sealed first ^_^
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9 years ago
@anongirl98 I personally cannot agree with your response on experience, but that may just be because I wasn't born and raised in a middle class society where every child is safely sheltered from the horrors of reality. I can only guess you were born in a middle-upper class home even if you did hang around with lower class citizens.
But perhaps this experience will shy you away from men 20 years your senior? Because crazy shit like this will happen in night clubs too.
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9 years ago
...what's wrong with baby wipes?
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9 years ago
I like flagooner's idea. Sounds like a perfect idea to pick some fine ass/mentally fucked up favorites. Awesome conjucal visits. Alright, I'm making stripper friends.
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9 years ago
@shadowcat what you don't like kimchi or something?
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9 years ago
when the best stage tipper in the club only gave a dollar....oh wait that was me at a very clean but boring establishment. Scratch that
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9 years ago
...when the strippers want to fuck you for free. Their life must suck so bad that they can't find dick at a better establishment than a strip club
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9 years ago
If she's hot, that's code to me that shes probably a cougar. And I LOVE cougars.
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9 years ago
@anongirl98 I feel like your calling the kettle black here. You like older men for their maturity (nuturing is kinda creepy and I won't address that) and you hate us young men because we're immature? But you fight with them because of jealousy? Isn't jealousy an immature thing? If I'm reading this right, essentially, you want an older man not only because of maturity and whatever else (intelligence is a poor factor since there are so many intelligent young men out there these days) and can help you keep your own immaturity at bay? I feel like that's what I read there. Because after all, young men are busy trying to better themselves competing for jobs and promotions, the type of thing women love in ANY man (back to that jealousy thing). Feel free to correct me if I am wrong at any and all points. Just want to better understand the dynamics of young woman/older man scenario.
@GoVikings I guess its more common in NYC than anywhere else. Because I see it quite a lot and I don't just stay in Queens all day.