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9 years ago
when you say her belt broke, do you mean her timing belt or the belt that holds up her pants?
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9 years ago
Your title of the thread and the lenght of the post makes me cringe at reading it, but BOY was it worth the read. This is article worthy my friend. Should have posted it there. Glad you had a good time. I assume it was quite pricy since it was a high end club. The end of the story kind of jarred me when you suddenly mention you were going on a flight back home. I don't recall you writing earlier on that this was an out of town visit.
"is there any chance of getting any disease from all that deep French kissing"
Yes if the chick has herpes on her lips. You can easily cover it up with lipstick/lip balm/gloss etc. and a pain number. Just something to take into consideration.
I think it was just a strip club fantasy. I doubt she'd be interested in creating a real romantic relationship. Especially if she jumps out the blue and starts kissing and stroking immediately. And according to your story, she made no mention of a possible outing nor did you initiate one before you left. At this point it relies on your texting skills because long distance relationships are difficult. You should have tried to gauge her interest before you left. You fucked up bro.
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9 years ago
she looks anorexic. SOmebody get her 15 cheese burgers?
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9 years ago
wrap your penis in gift wrap and a red bow and drop your pants. She'll love it.
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9 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
apparently she was desperate for cash and peristence has gotten her a buck before so why not now. I laughed when a chick told me $100 for sex....along with another $100 for her friend. Didn't even bother to answer her and walked away.
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9 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
I seen a guy laughed right out of the club once. It was a club I only visited once but I never thought to go back. Apparently, the guy LDK'd and the woman was complaining about it or something. I was near a group of ladies and they were laughing raucously about how he jizzed from a lap dance and you could totally see it. I myself didn't see the jizz stain since it was dark and I wasn't looking down at a man's crotch but I assumed the man who had a blank look next to me was the culprit as they were too loud for him not to feel embarrassed as he walked away. Apparently they followed behind him, I guess to get a better look. Poor fella.
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9 years ago
@ATACdawg how do you get to see the underside of your car if you don't change your oil?
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9 years ago
trim but never shave. I'm not a fan of the razors and trying to use trimmers bare seems risky on my shaky hands. Besides, trimming close enough to the skin keeps the Trichomycosis axillaris away (along with regular application of soap, water and clean boxers).
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9 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
@motorhead I second rockstar's comment. Papi's articles can be particularly entertaining. Classic example is his bareback episode. A laugh out loud riot with lots of steam.
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9 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
I think the main reason why people who write article like discussions is because they are interested in feedback. The way that the articles section is set up is not as intruiging as the discussion section. If you have a particularly good article, it doesn't get bumped to t he top every time someone posts a reply to. And you can't sort it in any way other than it's predesignated sorting. Plus, not many people go on Articles section when the discussion section is more than likely more intruiging and not just because of the topic but because of the responses. THEN there's the simple fact that nobody wants to read big long ass stories all the time. We already have to deal with SJG.
Every time I see some potentially good reply, I wonder why it's so long and drawling only to realize I was reading something by SJG.
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9 years ago
@papi I'm more of a book nerd too. But even bill gates loves cars.I'd take a whole afternoon fixing up my car vs going to a strip club if that were the options.
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9 years ago
$500 to start off. Not sure what EXACTLY I'm bidding on but ok.
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9 years ago
I think the issue may be that yeah we know we're spending money on this ONE girl, but we're not so cold-hearted just to throw ANY relationship under the bus. It's half the reason why business deals pass or fail. The same reason why your boss gave YOU the promotion and not the better candidate. He thought you were funny, you could understand him and you gave off that awesome vibe despite the fact that you were doing this all because he was paying you to be a great guy. You got to know the person at least a little bit, but she knows exactly what you like and you could count on her to create clever ways to remix the scenarios and keep it fun Emotions will ALWAYS play a factor no matter how much or little money is involved.
At least, this is what I think.
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9 years ago
sorry, I used tither ALL wrong. Must have been thinking of a different word. Just replace that with "toe the line"
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9 years ago
Well not LONG TIME but I did have this stripper who I enjoyed immensely getting dances from. She would always tither the line between street legal and ITC (of course, no actual ITC incurred). Plus she was perfectly beautiful....in a light skinned sort of way (she was some sort of Hispanic Caribbean). Over time I had to focus on out of strip club activities but I made a point to return soon. When I finally did after a month...she was gone. I feel your pain bro. Your lady friend did things that for the longest time nobody else in your strip club would do am I right? Even if it was all paid, she was readily available and she knew JUST what you liked.
You probably just don't want to have to go through the whole audition crap again. It is tedious and consuming after all. Plus the next girl will never have that same glow that your previous partner would.
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9 years ago
@seaboardrr not sure how I feel about that statement. But then again, I don't fuck women less than my own age so I suppose I shouldn't worry about it.
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9 years ago
do you mean this?
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=38992
LMAO. Worse than Juice.
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9 years ago
damn, maybe I'm too young but I couldn't fathom just dropping such a long term relationship just like that. I'd be sad as heck to lose an apparent good friend like that.
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9 years ago
@rickdugan I believe I said something like that in another thread somewhere
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9 years ago
You're considering not seeing her anymore. I know it was sexual, but doesn't it seem kind of odd that you'd just break off a 10+ year relationship just like that? Though if she's really serious about her bio clock, tell her you know a hot young STUDLY man that loves him some older women and wouldn't mind giving her a baby. I'm ready, willing and able.
And thanks for telling us your around 64 btw.
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9 years ago
lopaw reminds me of quagmire:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw7df7N4gG0
I agree with Tiburon
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9 years ago
@subraman I never took it as an insult.
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9 years ago
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TiburonEvery woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
@dominic it's alright. The world needs boring people. How else would women make the decision to date eccentric old cogs and buff young assholes like me? Someone's gotta fill up that turtle neck lol
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9 years ago
@subraman I'm not sure what your implying to when you are concerning me but I will assume you are saying I'm the black sheep of my generation. I would certainly believe so, because you'd never catch me licking no booty hole. Not in any young lifetime I ever live from past to future.
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9 years ago
does it matter if you live in NYC?