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12 years ago
any recommended forums? I need a massage bad and a BJ is always a bonus
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12 years ago
Who the hell pays money for a handjob? Guys can give themselves handjobs. To me, a handjob better be apart of the blowjob (covered)contract or I'm not paying
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12 years ago
Man I went to a massage parlor and I never got sex. Just an unwanted happy ending. I didn't know what a happy ending was and realized it was nothing more than a handjob. I felt so annoyed I had to pay 40 bucks for that when I pay 20-25 for blowjobs.
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12 years ago
the situation is, I'm out of a fucking job. my store fucking won't open for shit. Many homes in long island is shot and bums still ask me for money. They need to fuck off and get away from me. Fuck that bitch and tell her to call 911 if it's that serious. I don't know what kind of job you have, but money doesn't come by easy these days if you aren't already on top of life. I remember a bum was bitching at how she lost her job and she owed money to her home, and I was currently thinking about going home, thanking god and all that good stuff. Then, just to see what would happen (and because I was feeling perverse) I very much alluded the fact if I give her something she gives me something, though she didn't understand that. But i at that point didn't want her to because she was all about god.
turns out she was willing to suck a dick for some money though and then you realize she's just another crack whore. Point is, if they really needed help for a situation, instead of telling the world, they'd simply tell the police and be done with it. There are many free agencies and hotlines available to help her. Don't throw away your money for nothing bro.
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12 years ago
omg, your stories are hilarious. Makes me wanna go out and just see how far I can go (I don't fuck for cash so I won't actually go through with anything). Aww man, thanks for the laughter
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12 years ago
Wow, Howdy shoots for OTC on a forum. This man is sure as hell ballsy. First he tells a hoe to go away, very dangerous my friend. You should be thankful they did just that because these women want their money even you don't owe them shit and with the pimp to back them up...oh boy. Wasted gas and adventure. And now you're soliciting stiletto for for sex? I like this guy.
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12 years ago
that's what his dick smells like after a long night porking Howdy.
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12 years ago
Although I'm not from texas I'm more upset with the fact that the Mayor actually approves of this ridiculous method. Is this guy on morphine or does he get a cut of the action. I'd like to know how he can be so bold and approve of that so proudly.
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12 years ago
400 is low? Pussy isn't worth that much now. You females are trying to sell salt to a slug. According to all these big rollers, they seem to generally pay 400 (or around there) for sex and according to backpage, 150-350 is average joe price. If they want more than that or near that price range, they're trying to gut you like a fish and leave you above water. on to the next bro. Personally though, if you were really hungry, it would be good to mention that you wanted a bj and take extra steps in person to see how far you go (since she's already at your house)
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12 years ago
this is where peter griffin/herbert hoover's ol' saying comes to play
"A chicken in every pot and a cap in every ass". You guys should always have a pistol underneath your bed. We gangstas just might rob you if you look rich lol
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12 years ago
I don't see why having a girlfriend would stop you from going to massage parlors. For all she knows, your just there to get a professional massage. Nothing dark about that.
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12 years ago
its ok bro, when your dick falls off from diseases, you let me know if its worth it
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12 years ago
well EXCUUUUUSE ME for being scared of permanent diseases that can make my dick fall off and never have sex again (let alone free sex). But don't you pay for sex Juicebox?
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12 years ago
I can't speak for the wife portion of relationship since I'm too young for that sort of thing.
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12 years ago
I am seriously having a hard time understanding what you're saying tiredtraveler but let me see if I could reply accurately.
To say a friend with benifits is a pipe dream is hardly a dream these days. It just requires a lot of smooth talking and a generally presentable appearance. I've heard stories from my friends about how they have, what we can call "friends with benifits". One friend doesn't date this spanish chick, but he does fuck her on a irregular basis. Of course, they hang out and enjoy each others' company before the deed is done but that's standard.
And if you're in a relationship and paying for it, then sir, you need to step your game up. All my romantic relationships, only thing I paid for was time and giving her pleasure with the johnson. For example, a girl I know got me to go with her to the movies for free, no payment on my part. I just paid for wendys which was for myself and she paid for her own food. But then again, this is the young guy's perspective which you guys have heavy disdain for.
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12 years ago
Sofia Sass, either you're too generous or you must make some serious bank on a regular. If I were you, I wouldn't have given him a dime. Some men are tricky bastards like that and expect for their money back or else wouldn't say shit and just won't call for you again.
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12 years ago
you sure it just wasn't called a messenger bag? They do have a name ya know
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12 years ago
Steady relationships without a doubt. I mean, I do LOVE not being tied down, but doing it with strippers and escorts deters me from it because I have to pay wads of cash for a one night stand. Now if I can find a friend with benifits, no monetary value involved, GOD I'd be a happy man, but that's hard press to find one these days, so I'll just be happier with a steady girlfriend. With the girlfriend, although its the same girl, you can count on her for emotional and physical support. With the stripper/escort, you have to meet a different one all the time, explain your life story, make sure you relate with each and every one, every single time. It's an annoying process, not to mention expensive.
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12 years ago
the comments were too stupid couldn't read. I always say go for the CBJ. What if that bitch has herpes on her lips but she looks too damn fine to pass it up. And women do say that condoms taste gross, so I opt for flavored condoms. I get my dick sucked and she gets to suck on a cherry flavored lollipop. That's some serious courtesy my friends. You can't ask her for a STD/VD check because you just met her and probably only will meet with her once (but I try to do that with all my girlfriends)
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12 years ago
The NBA star has a good investor by his side. With a such a big allowance, he should be learning to kearn his spending habits because after all, you can get a year's worth of clothing with 1,000 suits not included of course. Then again, I'm the average joe, so I have a different way of thinking. In regards to the NFL player, he's stupid for even bothering to go to the strip club so soon. Seriously, all that cash and you want to blow it on strip clubs? WTF kind of life is that? Man's probably not getting any pusy where he's from.
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12 years ago
45 minutes bro? You gotta dumb that down to 10 bro. That's how long it takes me to get the stiffy after a release
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12 years ago
your blinded by your own patriotism. To speak "proper" english, you would have to have your english be equivalent of the English from England. none of us speak "proper" english. The better term would be "American English" which is practically a confusing mess of too many damn dilects since this nation thrives on immigration
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12 years ago
if we did, we wouldn't be on here now would we?
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12 years ago
I'm surprised none of you guys got a VD with all the BBing you guys talk about doing O/ITC.
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12 years ago
Well considering the neighborhood that the mcdonalds and the club are at and the overall rating of that particular mcdonalds, they both should close down. That McDonalds really needs to control its noise level and fix its employee shift, its crazy in there man.