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10 years ago
"... and it is not in a good area."
Well it's in Detroit so that goes without saying.
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10 years ago
Ugh, I can't imagine what you have to do to get stuck on bike patrol after midnight.
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10 years ago
Reclaimed wood from old west saloons.
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10 years ago
HIV hasn't been so bad for Magic. You'd probably need to kick the drugs to stay healthy though.
Then again, if you get HIV that doesn't rule out the OD.
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10 years ago
So I looked at the article and under the photo there was the "more" links section:
"MORE: Clitoris, Video, Clitoris Awareness Week, Clitoraid, Nadine Gary, Swastika Rehabilitation Day, Topless, Raelians, Weird News Original Video, Rael, Weird Sex, UFO News"
...UFO News!?! Swastika Rehabilitation Day would be odd too but its in the article so, you know.
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10 years ago
There's a hat in that photo?
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10 years ago
Maybe there was a donkey show!
"That was 30 years ago,...", so that would have put this in the mid 80's, right when it was being used as a comic tool.
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10 years ago
Ask your friend, if that's the case then why do the police raid them?
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10 years ago
"Just call me Girth Brooks...seriously, some girls have mentioned girth over length to me"
Are you hung like a coke can?
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10 years ago
I bet she has honeycomb in her vagina too.
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10 years ago
"A prominent heart doctor is trying to skirt $135,000 in credit-card charges at a Manhattan jiggle joint by claiming strip-club staff drugged him, according to a new civil lawsuit."
I read this first paragraph and hoped it was Dr. Oz.
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down
Helpless people on a subway train
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them
He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town
Oh no, they say he's got to go go go Godzilla
Oh no, there goes Tokyo go go Godzilla
History shows again and again
How nature points up the folly of men
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10 years ago
"In Louisiana and North Carolina, two willing adults can't get no oral satisfaction, but they can diddle a dead person."
This is why True Blood took place in Louisiana.
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10 years ago
Joe Bob Briggs
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10 years ago
Joey AND Mary Jo Buttafuoco
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10 years ago
Joe Schmo
Sheriff Joe (Arpaio)
Joe "This is a big fucking deal" Biden
Shoeless Joe (Jackson)
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10 years ago
Cotton Eyed Joe
Ugly Kid Joe
Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand?
Broadway Joe (Namath)
Joltin' Joe (DiMagio)
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10 years ago
Wait a sec, if she was a ROB then wouldn't #2 be a good thing?
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10 years ago
Are you worried about babies or bugs?
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10 years ago
Wayne LaPierre: "The only thing that can stop a PL with a gun is a stripper with a gun."
This is why they want to let people carry guns in bars. That guy shouldn't have to walk all the way to his car before he starts shooting.
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10 years ago
That plane has two cockpits.
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10 years ago
All men must serve.
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10 years ago
Eyes open is $20 more.
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10 years ago
Reading that made me think of the SNL Chippendales skit, then it occurred that both Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze are dead and it bummed me out.
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10 years ago
Luckily hurricanes don't sneak up on us like that.