Comments by carl95

"... and it is not in a good area." Well it's in Detroit so that goes without saying.

Ugh, I can't imagine what you have to do to get stuck on bike patrol after midnight.

Reclaimed wood from old west saloons.

HIV hasn't been so bad for Magic. You'd probably need to kick the drugs to stay healthy though. Then again, if you get HIV that doesn't rule out the OD.

So I looked at the article and under the photo there was the "more" links section: "MORE: Clitoris, Video, Clitoris Awareness Week, Clitoraid, Nadine Gary, Swastika Rehabilitation Day, Topless, Raelians, Weird News Original Video, Rael, Weird Sex, UFO News" ...UFO News!?! Swastika Rehabilitation Day would be odd too but its in the article so, you know.

There's a hat in that photo?

Maybe there was a donkey show! "That was 30 years ago,...", so that would have put this in the mid 80's, right when it was being used as a comic tool.

Ask your friend, if that's the case then why do the police raid them?

"Just call me Girth Brooks...seriously, some girls have mentioned girth over length to me" Are you hung like a coke can?

I bet she has honeycomb in her vagina too.

"A prominent heart doctor is trying to skirt $135,000 in credit-card charges at a Manhattan jiggle joint by claiming strip-club staff drugged him, according to a new civil lawsuit." I read this first paragraph and hoped it was Dr. Oz.

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound He pulls the spitting high tension wires down Helpless people on a subway train Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them He picks up a bus and he throws it back down As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town Oh no, they say he's got to go go go Godzilla Oh no, there goes Tokyo go go Godzilla History shows again and again How nature points up the folly of men

"In Louisiana and North Carolina, two willing adults can't get no oral satisfaction, but they can diddle a dead person." This is why True Blood took place in Louisiana.

Joe Bob Briggs

Joey AND Mary Jo Buttafuoco

Joe Schmo Sheriff Joe (Arpaio) Joe "This is a big fucking deal" Biden Shoeless Joe (Jackson)

Cotton Eyed Joe Ugly Kid Joe Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand? Broadway Joe (Namath) Joltin' Joe (DiMagio)

Wait a sec, if she was a ROB then wouldn't #2 be a good thing?

Are you worried about babies or bugs?

Wayne LaPierre: "The only thing that can stop a PL with a gun is a stripper with a gun." This is why they want to let people carry guns in bars. That guy shouldn't have to walk all the way to his car before he starts shooting.

That plane has two cockpits.

All men must serve.

Eyes open is $20 more.

Reading that made me think of the SNL Chippendales skit, then it occurred that both Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze are dead and it bummed me out.

Luckily hurricanes don't sneak up on us like that.