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Would you buy a dance, bros?

Broseph_

San Fran Bay Area, Bro!

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

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twentyfive

Fuck no

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ime

No bro

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skibum609

No fucking way bro. Not into trannies.

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san_jose_guy

Buying dances is a chump's game.

Front Room Makeout Session!

Identify the girl you like, the one you want to be waking up in the mornings with. Be generous, get to know her, and get a front room makeout session going. Until this happens, it goes no further.

Then when it is time for your own pants to come down, you invite her to the back room. Then take her home with you to continue, and keep on seeing her regularly.

What could be more simple? Not everyone who goes to a strip club has to be a pathetic loser.

SJG

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Broseph_

SJG, Bro!

This is what happened that one night I took you to the club while your mom paid me $100 to babysit you because she was desperate and no one else would do it. I took a girl to the back room and got a nice BJ from her, but I requested one thing specifically, and that was that she doesn’t swallow my load. I then told her to start making out with you once we returned to our table.

So you see bro, the joke is on you. There is a specific reason why that girl made out with you, and it had nothing to do with you being a womanizer.

  • Bro!
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san_jose_guy

Women take good care of their hygiene.

But if you don't like them Broseph, then just stay the fuck away from them.

SJG

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Clubber

No chance in hell!

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nicespice

It seems like it would be scary to say no

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woodstock

You would not have to worry about ever saying no; the strip club wouldn't ever hire her.

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MackTruck

Hell no. That's a dam ugly lot lizzard

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clubdude

I'd f@#k the hell out of her.

Come on guys....no way!!!!!

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pistola

If someone from San Fran uses the term bro I heard he packs meat in his ass in the daily.

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Lil_Baller100

stop trying to pimp out yo girlfriend broseph! the whole team's already smashed her and you ain't even no it. that's what happens when you try an cuff these hoes.

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PinkSugarDoll

This lady is actually a really controversial and legendary figure in the world of competitive bodybuilding. Bro.

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rl27

I like fitness models and female bodybuilders, but I would have to pass on her. Facially she just doesn't do it for me.

Now these three on the same site I would instagram.com instagram.com instagram.com

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PaulDrake

Yeah I would not be interested at all. But it is awesome there are guys that are super into that.

Louis Theroux made an amazing documentary with a segment on female bodybuilders and their male fans. Here is a clip it is super interesting IMHO: youtube.com

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PaulDrake

@pinksugardoll - What makes her controversial? I looked up her name but couldn't find much past that about controversy.

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PinkSugarDoll

Oh, my mistake--I just looked at the pic, I confused her for Iris Kyle, who looks very similar.

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Cashman1234

She’s not my type Teddy Brosevelt.

She’s very fit and muscular, but I’m going to pass.

Some of the photos posted by rl27 are more my type.

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440viking

I like fit women but not fit like a man, they went overboard, they all look like men wannabes to me.

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Iam4u2screw

@Broseph - The real question is, would you buy a dance from her?

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PinkSugarDoll

I would get a massage from her. Imagine all the pressure in those meaty hands.

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bang69

Hell Fucking No

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Broseph_

I certainly would, bros!

I dig chick that have a muscular pussy

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3LeggedMan

Broseph, I think anyone who fucks her is risking significant injury. I’m not into fatties, but a woman needs SOME softness.

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