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12 years ago
i go to a one-way club, get a lot of two-way action...
and I fuck women in the real world so I'm not desparate and eager for two-way interaction all the time. I spend my money on whatever the fuck I want because I can.
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12 years ago
quite a moment of zen right there.
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12 years ago
i started this with my use of the word bitch. I explained myself in the 80's thread.
excuse me for kind of considering this a "boy's club" and being open and vulgar. I didn't expect a strip club message board to be quite so sensitive :P
Plus I'm american, I believe in the freedom of speech. I use bitch if it happens. In the 80's thread it happened. No real motive other than that's how I talk. I'm white but I live outside of new orleans, what the fuck do you expect to happen to my vocabulary.
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12 years ago
btw, i had a blast and the one song that i heard last night that I really fell in love with was the smith's how soon is now. I had forgotten what the song was until I read MADDOG ROMEO's list.
Thank you very much.
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12 years ago
well I left before getting to read any replies.
wow, a lot of people take type very literally and seriously I see. I used the word bitches in an ironic, humor-intended, dumb ebonics type of way..if the truth isn't good enough for you and the realization that you may be a little too uptight stings, my apologies.
I roll solo and usually end up with 3 dancers with me during even the most busy times of night. Funny thing is money expenditure is at a minimun and I be kickin' it with these bitches. Now do you think I put all that together by being the type of man that literally calls women bitches in a total meathead jerk-off sense? think not.
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12 years ago
I can really relate to the TS and add that I too go alone.
I'm their to hang out with my faux-friends and get faux-sexy time. Not hang out with people I know in the real world.
I've been SCing for a couple months now, started out once a month, then twice a month and eventually once a week. It became habitual in a sense. I actually skipped going this past week.
I recently got some ITC FS and don't feel the need to go as often as I have been any more but like you I have a slight addiction, lack of female companionship and get bored easily.
I've decided to go on the last weekend of the month, once a month. everyone's bills are just about due and you've had three weeks to save so you can go big and go alone.
as for what to do, think of how much money you spend in the strip clubs, limiting your visits saves money you would have thrown away anyways, so throw it away in a more moderate means towards yourself. Go to a movie, go out to eat, take a real woman out. then go tell them hard workin' bitches all about it as they work for their cut.
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12 years ago
gonna check it out. a stripper once recommended a movie on netflix called "the girls and guys guide to getting down" hilarious shit for anyone interested. :P anything else we should watch?
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12 years ago
lol. the first time i went to a strip club a dancer quickly grabbed me and asked if I wanted a lap dance, I agreed and followed her back there where she went through my shorts and undies to grab my limp noodle which was a big surprise, remember this was my first LD.
She then layed in my lap, put her pussy near my face, pulled her panties to the side and made a dollar float with queef's for a bit.
Not necessarilly disgusting like some of the other stories, perhaps someone's "thing" but not mine. I have no regrets though.
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12 years ago
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mjx01Aspiring Global Hound
I like one girl who does a squat in lap, facing you grind. It's a good simulation position, especially when she's holding the back of your neck.
Also with two chicks get one to straddle you and prop up high with her tits in your face while the other sits behind her in your lap, supporting herself on your knees as she grinds on that shaft...ass and titties as they said, ass and titties.
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12 years ago
I'll just toss this out there in regards to hotter dancers charging more for their "services"
100 dollars is always more than no dollars.
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12 years ago
I told her I'd take care of her but left it ambiguous, After the dance and how incredible it was I gave her 100. She's really the only one to get me so hot under the collar, and I think it shows genuine attraction.
I'll be seeing how this plays out for my sake and your entertainment for sure. ;-)
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12 years ago
I like where this conversation has gone...
and I wholeheartedly agree with mjx01.
My one rule in regards to a strippers looks is that I would never give the time of day to a stripper that I wouldn't fuck in real life. There's one old cruela deville lookin' dancer at my regular club who always pulls from the 90's alternative stock that gives me shivers.
As for mid-range talent, they can be fun to have around. Pad your numbers for cheaper if you want to look boss and have a group of girls at your table. Or perhaps you're interested in a fresh, new appetizer before your nightcap.
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12 years ago
I was just in Houston too, and had quite the VIP experience.
Honestly, I was asked if I wanted to take any top positions but the way I figured it was the bitch isn't paying me so ride that shit. Therefore I don't see myself eating any stripper kitty any time.
and "see above". lol.
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12 years ago
hey man, truthfully I signed up here a while ago, but when I posted this it was literally DAY 1 for me. I'm growing to like this little group of people so the reviews are coming. I want a fresh mind to review, I work my ass of but thursday I'll be hitting my regular club and giving you guys a fresh review.
I wasn't trying to get anywhere, and I wasn't offered any coke, nor did I ask because I don't do coke. As for her offering me half a blunt, I had implored if it was a smoker-friendly VIP section to which she said Yes. I had a one-hitter but only about 2 solid hits left. I had one, she had the other then offered me the blunt. I don't know what to tell you on that one, maybe I'm just a cool fucking guy. :P
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12 years ago
haha @ steve that's some good usage of the rod.
Personally, I'm 28 and have never pitched a tent on the salesfloor. I've come to the conclusion that I'm a little harder to get rock solid than some because during VIP sessions I'll only get semi-cocked.
Other than that I've been rock solid maybe three times. Once with a shot-girl, once with a girl doing a headstand in my lap and once with one of my favorites kind of blowing me for my jeans. No apologies needed for those situations. We all know what's up, our dicks!
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12 years ago
I'm a face man so fuglies are out of the question.
though if the right body with a busted face approached me...
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12 years ago
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mjx01Aspiring Global Hound
I like to see a full rotation as well. I'm a man of variety and it's good to know what's on tap. Also when you're at your ATF club one of your girls might be in the back. I always try to see a full rotation though I haven't been to a club with quite as many girls as the ones you have, but sometimes shit happens. lol.
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12 years ago
I think there aren't any wrong answers here with how unpredictable the reason could really be. She's probably already investing her time with a regular or some one else got to her first.
Being a regular at a club I can tell you that I never go tip the girls when they go on stage or venture to pervert alley and regardless of what any other person tips her up there she'll thank them before heading back to my table. If someone does ask her for a dance they'll come to me and asks my permission which is always cute if you're into that sort of thing. I think a sure thing is better to them than a risky venture.
If I ever do tip on the stage I view it as placing a bid. When I first started going to clubs I had plenty of non-aproachers. I also sent a stripper to tell another stripper that I wanted to do a VIP session and the dancer ended up forgetting about me and my money.
If I get cold shouldered, I move on. Regardless of what could have been the dancer can make her bed and go dance in it. that's why its best to have options I find.
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12 years ago
that's a lot of clubbing. I've been to a strip club every week this month and I felt like that was a lot.
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12 years ago
only obstacle right now is the fact that i've only been to two clubs.
feel that is about to change, and needs to honestly.
I'm still in the beginning stages of going to strip clubs.
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12 years ago
thank you for the kind words toward my story clubber.
@ electroman, that's some sound advice. I would say that to en extent I have always been satisfied with my regular club. I have multiple options when I head in there so I know that I'm never going to have a boring night. I also get alpha male treatment for dirt cheap, probably 75% cheaper than any next club I'm liable to head to next.
truth be told, the dancers and I haven't really had a real conversation on ITC or OTC activities. Being as observant and regular as I am it appears to not be happening at this place, or maybe I'm just still a newbie sucker, it's hard to tell.
I think I kind of fucked up @ this club because I've blurred the customer/non-customer line. The girls seem to enjoy my company and want to hang out with me in a no-nonsense manner and don't come at me for money except the one, but since I feel their time is worth something I still buy a dance at the end of the night. I guess that was a mistake.
Either way, I guess I may be re-calibrated to seek extras and need to find another club, having put in about 4 months of work @ this club I guess I feel like tying up a few loose ends. This place is more of my after work bar/hang-out spot. And I figure if I seek extras with the girl I'm thinking of it might ruin our relationship but not necessarily my status at the club. Or it could ruin things all together but that's fine too.
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12 years ago
haha..thanks for the advice and shot-girl stories, I plan on going VIP here now that I've started a few topics so that I can actually read the whole reviews. Living near bourbon and close to branching out I promise I'll throw up some reviews soon enough.
I've actually been writing a memoir of all this bullshit just for the hell of it, for entertainment and for memory's sake. Once I realized there was a message board I had to come share some stories and get some opinions.
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12 years ago
Haven't encountered any food yet.
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12 years ago
@ farmerart.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that place was more of a whorehouse than a strip club. I only saw about two girls dance and they weren't very skilled in that art. The chick I fucked could have not even been a dancer for all I know.
and thanks for all the things you guys have given me to consider when I do go back to my regular club.
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12 years ago
@ alucard: i agree with you. I'm saying sex in the champagne room is as hollow and empty as a lap dance in the champagne room after the fact. but way better than just a lap dance.
@ george: I'm mainly thinking on using this story with one of my regulars, the queen of the pretty titty committee of this club. She's been coming @ me for more money, but less work. So I use this to let her know why I don't pay her more than I think a no extras VIP is and if she wants more, do more. or get fucked cause I can keep walking.
which I'm probably doing anyhow, I'm just wondering if it's worth a little last ditch effort.