Comments by grand1511 (page 6)

I'm trying to shit in as many McDonald's as possible.

you aren't saying enough "hey"

Boxing Day is when happy strippers let you put your finger in their box.

Sounds like the daughter is on track to becoming a stripper

Hmmmm....I didn't know Manchin was a PL

Years ago I had a female coworker who was soon to be married ask me what happens at the bachelor party. I did not know he fiance or the guys he hung around with so I honestly could say I didn't know what was planned for her dude and also that bachelor parties can range from PG to X-rated entertainment. Five years later they were divorced.

A lot of the reviews I've rejected lately lack any kind of details that reveal if the author actually went into the club. They say the same old things that you could say about 85% of clubs today.

That club is the lamest club in 30.years of clubbing in my life.

GA by 30

Has Antonio Brown used your services?

Should be busy in the MPLS clubs tonight with the Packers-Vikings game coming up tomorrow.

I live in St. Paul...club in Minneapolis. DTC is my regular go-to while I had a nice experience at Seville last Friday. I've pretty much sworn off Rhino as they are extremely gorgeous women but out just to get your money and provide little fantasy or intimacy. Based on your criteria, I think Seville sounds like the best fit. Mostly 20 somethings with natural figures and they exude sorority girl vibes. The VIP pricing there baffles me. Once tried out the 3-songs for $150 VIP option and the dancer warned me that the bouncer would watch the entire dance. I laughed it off but no shit, the guy watched the entire three songs. DTC is worth at least a drop in to see the setting. It's a converted old-time bank and has most of the ornate architecture still in place with strip club lighting. Dancers trend a little MILFier there but most know how to deliver a good grind in VIP. Good luck and feel free to share your findings with me via message if you'd like.

^Yeah...size doesn't matter!

crap....second line should read "two inches thick and drives women crazy?"

You get much better mileage with a hybrid stripper than a standard gas-powered one.