...two inches think and drives women crazy?
Wait for it.....
...a $100 bill!
That was the opening joke a pair of dancers dropped on me last night in a four-joke set of lap dance humor as their intro to me last night. The 4 jokes were all quite clever and naughty and it was a great change of pace from the usual canned convo openers you hear in clubs. A-plus to their creativity and they were rewarded with a pair of double dances!
However, as good as their 4 jokes were, their 4 boobs and 4 legs were even better.
crap....second line should read "two inches thick and drives women crazy?"