...two inches think and drives women crazy?
Wait for it.....
...a $100 bill!
That was the opening joke a pair of dancers dropped on me last night in a four-joke set of lap dance humor as their intro to me last night. The 4 jokes were all quite clever and naughty and it was a great change of pace from the usual canned convo openers you hear in clubs. A-plus to their creativity and they were rewarded with a pair of double dances!
However, as good as their 4 jokes were, their 4 boobs and 4 legs were even better.
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crap....second line should read "two inches thick and drives women crazy?"
Q) what is 3.25 “ x 2.25” and works better to drive women crazy A) a black American Express Card
^Yeah...size doesn't matter!
Twentyfive playing the race card! Lol! Just kidding.
Guessing you mean 2” width. A stack 2” thick would probably be about $50,000. That would get you a LOT of VIP attention
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