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High Mileage

Chilli_Powdurr

StripperWeb AssKisser

4 yrs ago · 1 min read

My wife's boyfriend was talking about lap dances and he told me I shouldn't be afraid of high mileage. I didn't know what he was talking about so I googled is high mileage safe and this is what I found youtube.com I don't get it? What do cars and lap dances have in common?

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grand1511
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You get much better mileage with a hybrid stripper than a standard gas-powered one.

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motorhead
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Your mileage may vary. (YMMV).

That’s why I recommend mixing in some alcohol for better mileage. Try E85

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ATACdawg
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Russia has some big sexy diesel-powered models!!

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Icee Loco (asshole)
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High mileage is bad. It's a sign of desperation. A good stripper makes the most doing the least.

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Icee Loco (asshole)
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I'm saying the truth.

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san_jose_guy
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ICEY, a good stripper gives guys what they need and want.

You sound want you want to work for DV.

SJG

Mister Bond - A Jazzy Cocktail Of Ice Cold Themes youtube.com

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nicespice
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I wanna join that group ! 😀

I’d suggest Pathfinder if I’m allowed any input in this scenario that will never happen anyways

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Call.Me.Ishmael
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I'm willing to bet that the Venn diagram for strip clubs and guys who play D&D has more overlap than most here would like to admit.

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