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High Mileage

Chilli_Powdurr
StripperWeb AssKisser
Sunday, November 7, 2021 9:12 PM
My wife's boyfriend was talking about lap dances and he told me I shouldn't be afraid of high mileage. I didn't know what he was talking about so I googled is high mileage safe and this is what I found [view link] I don't get it? What do cars and lap dances have in common?

8 comments

  • grand1511
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    3 years ago
    You get much better mileage with a hybrid stripper than a standard gas-powered one.
  • motorhead
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    3 years ago
    Your mileage may vary. (YMMV). That’s why I recommend mixing in some alcohol for better mileage. Try E85
  • ATACdawg
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    3 years ago
    Russia has some big sexy diesel-powered models!!
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
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    3 years ago
    High mileage is bad. It's a sign of desperation. A good stripper makes the most doing the least.
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
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    3 years ago
    I'm saying the truth.
  • san_jose_guy
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    3 years ago
    ICEY, a good stripper gives guys what they need and want. You sound want you want to work for DV. SJG Mister Bond - A Jazzy Cocktail Of Ice Cold Themes [view link]
  • nicespice
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    3 years ago
    I wanna join that group ! 😀 I’d suggest Pathfinder if I’m allowed any input in this scenario that will never happen anyways
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    3 years ago
    I'm willing to bet that the Venn diagram for strip clubs and guys who play D&D has more overlap than most here would like to admit.
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