High Mileage

Chilli_PowdurrStripperWeb AssKisser
My wife's boyfriend was talking about lap dances and he told me I shouldn't be afraid of high mileage. I didn't know what he was talking about so I googled is high mileage safe and this is what I found www.youtube.com I don't get it? What do cars and lap dances have in common?
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last commentYou get much better mileage with a hybrid stripper than a standard gas-powered one.
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Your mileage may vary. (YMMV).
That’s why I recommend mixing in some alcohol for better mileage. Try E85
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Russia has some big sexy diesel-powered models!!
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High mileage is bad. It's a sign of desperation. A good stripper makes the most doing the least.
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I'm saying the truth.
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ICEY, a good stripper gives guys what they need and want.
You sound want you want to work for DV.
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I wanna join that group ! 😀
I’d suggest Pathfinder if I’m allowed any input in this scenario that will never happen anyways
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I'm willing to bet that the Venn diagram for strip clubs and guys who play D&D has more overlap than most here would like to admit.
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