Comments by grand1511 (page 5)

There used to be "Buns & Roses" in Minneapolis.

I haven't clubbed in LA that much but it seems like this story interviewed B- and C-squad clubs.

A distant uncle of mine designed Evel Knievel's Skycycle. We don't talk about that at family reunuions.

Man, are you still drunk to actually post this experience?

The line that often pops in reviews that cracks me up...but I never comment on...is: "The beer was cold." You really only need to tell me when the beer isn't cold. I would say 98% of the time the beer is cold.

Most of the reviews I reject are just a string if generalities that don't actually give any indication the reviewer was in the club. Drop in some solid details that prove you were there and a few solid opinions of the experience and you're aporived by me.

These questiions do not include enough details.

I've had the rare experience of the exact opposite. This was at a high-end, women in gowns club about 20 years ago where floor dances were all air. I had just sat down at a table and this young AA just fell into my lap. Told me it was her first day at the club and I was her first customer. And very untypical of this club, she gave me a few special handshakes. She asked if I wanted a $20 table dance and I figured why not...let's see where this goes. She twists on my lap...gets my compass needle pointed north and starts grinding her kitty vigorously on it. A couple minutes later 2 bouncers are rushing toward my table shouting "You can't do that here!" Everybody in the place was now watching. One bouncer took the rookie backstage while the other apologized to me profusely about what I had to endure. He offered a free dance with another girl as a make-good. I simply told him he didn't have to be so fast at doing his job. Never saw that dancer at the club again either.

There are multiple VIP options. 3/$140 includes 2 free drinks. Next highest is half hour in a room for $275 cash...slightly more on card. There are longer options that include bottle charges that I never pay attention to. The half hour with the right girl is very good.

Happy birthday sir!