Comments by Doc_Holliday (page 19)

Real, between one to three handfuls are nice.

Are the UV $1dollar bills real? If so, why?

*my pants Sometimes I get excited when I type...

I wondered why paints smelled like ammonia after lap dances! XD

Silly stripper, towtruck drivers can't pay alimony.

I swear I read this before. Fucking DejaVu, man.

Hey Doug, I'm long overdue for a trip to Seattle. When I come, you wanna pick me up at the Green Tortoise and go hit up whatever nipple bar Stiletto works at?

Local Austin guy explains it fairly well... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bar3GOzDNzg

"Am I the only one around here who doesn't watch porn? I have never been much of a voyeur type and couldn't pick a porn star out of a lineup." Interesting. So, did your parents provide you with a young, supple, barren nanny/maid to fulfill your masturbatory needs as an early adolescent? I'm guessing she was from South America or the Mediterranean.

"5. How to determine vaginal looseness? Check by placing a finger in your vagina and squeezing inner muscles around it. If you do not feel enough tightening pressure or very less pressure around your finger, you have loose vagina." LOL

Also: how could I forget, my first stripper crushes came in the great year of Our Lord nineteen and ninety-six with Nancy Callahan and Santánico Pandemonium! http://images.darkhorse.com/covers/300/s/scdamprint1.jpg http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/38687/1029324-0nancy2_large.jpg and http://www.anygiventhought.com/images/Santanico-Pandemonium/salma-hayek-036.jpg http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/23000000/-From-Dusk-Till-Dawn-Screencaps-salma-hayek-23079289-1280-800.jpg

I've spent more on a bachelor party. I don't doubt them.

$650 an hour. I haven't paid, but that's what they charge. Anyone want to guess what I want for Christmas?

Prob related to juicebox. He's always giving dancers his apartment in the projects as room# 420 at Château Magnifique!

Shame on you Clubber! Louise is young enough to be his granddaughter!

So'd ya join the mile high club or what?

Nas agrees with joewebber and OP http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRVqVwGWocM

LAWL! I love it.

This thread made me look through my porn box. A brief history of Doc's wack-off nostalgia! Started hoarding magazines age 14-19 Neriah Davis 17-20 Victoria Silvstedt 18-20 Jenna Jameson 19-21 Janine Lindemulder 20-22 Silvia Saint 20-22 Aria Giovanni Lost virginity and started masturbating to models who looked more like the girls I banged (but with fake tits) 20-23 Angel Veil 22-24 Lanny Barby 22-25 Tia Bella Realized fake tits are obnoxious and fascination with Euro-Brazilan porn 25-28 Anetta Keys 27-31 Gisele Prodo 28-31 Jordanna Fox 28-31 July Paiva 31-32 Bella Margo Back to American Porn 31-32 Stoya As far as dream girls, it's hard to say, looks have taken second stage to ability and desire to fuck.

June Shannon - Mmmm... God damn! That is a fine piece of woman!

now the fun begins? Are you going to tinkle?

There have been some surprisingly informative posts in what is essentially a dunk joke thread on a strip club message board. Thanks guys! This was a fun read.

1 and 3 are checks. I found my teenage cousin's nudie mags at age 7, been a pervert since. My mother is overbearing but not specifically prudish. I don't get the privacy thing. I'm pretty public about my love of tits and ass.

Dave Thomas is rolling over in his grave.

'Even if you are talking percentage terms, the difference can be quite a ways off from 50/50 for something as short as one lifetime. In fact the chance it will be exactly 50/50 is ((n choose n/2)/2^n )* 100%.' Reincarnation, bitch. Also, Hindu. I'm a little low on grass. Let me re-up and we'll continue this conversation on demystifying religion.