Comments by Doc_Holliday (page 14)

Less is more. I am a fan of stage shows and even I don't want to see my favorite dancer dance for more than 6-8 songs. Why? Because she'll ware out, get tired, bored, etc. I'd rather tip well and get an awesome 10-15 mins than a lackluster 30.

Talk a walk downtown and swang it. We'll take of the pussy for you.

I can't wait for farmerart's post! I'm guessing $175,000 but only because he's stuck in the frozen tundra six months a year.

being in heaven reminds me one of my all-time favortie old Rod Serling Twilight Zone episodes. A gangster gets killed and goes to "heaven". He gambles and wins big everytime. There are gorgeous babes everyone that are ready and willing to fuck him. After a month, the gangster becomes thoroughly bored by always having his whims satisfied and predictably winning at anything he attempts. He tells the "angel", "If I gotta stay here another day, I'm gonna go nuts! I don't belong in Heaven, see? I want to go to the other place." The angel retorts, "Heaven? Whatever gave you the idea that you were in heaven, Mr. Valentine? This IS 'the other place!!" @Motorhead - they had a marathon on New Years I watched with my dad. Got me into the show for the first time, really. I saw they were on Netflix and started from the beginning. I saw this episode. It really is good! I liked the part where he wanted to look up his friends and asked if the girls were props. It was Hell.

I don't know if I've ever gotten a lap dance without an erection. It's like a prerequisite.

Come on dalex, aren't you 21, 22? Man, you ain't even earned $100,000 in your life! On a side note, I spend about $300 a year on a ounce a half a weed. And funny thing is I bet most that was smoked at the strip club. On another side note, back around July, August, I was at the strip club and up comes this cute litte stripper, aww she was so adorable with the litte pigtails and all, and she says to me 'how would you like a lap dance?' And I said 'Well what all you do?' She did grinding, over the pants hand job, over the pants blow job, boobs in the face... and I said I'll take a boobs in the face, how much will that be? And she said... I need about tree fiddy. Well, it was about that time I noticed this stripper was about eight stories tall and a crustacean from the paleozoic era! The Loch Ness Monster!! I said 'Dammit monster, get off my lap! I ain't givin you no tree fiddy!!'

About tree fiddy.

I get all my shit from Rent-a-Swag in Pawnee.

I was homeless when I was 11 and my twice divorced, single mother took off when I was 17. Every. Dollar. Counts. Every one.

One of my favorite dancers is married. I told her if she fucks her husband anything like she grinds, he must not make it a minute. She also has one one of the cutest pussies I've seen on a chick. Damn, I hope they get divorced.

That girl you were with, just hours before in that very same room, was letting one guy pound her in the ass, another her cunt, while blowing another guy, all the while a donkey's pissing on all of them and a midget is underneath choking the life out of her and another is using her tits for a speedbag! All for the same price. Why do you think the club gets such a ridiculous cut?? They have to clean that nasty shit up every time.

If you're just looking for lap dances or old fashioned handies, stick to lap dances. VIP is for sex, blow jobs, water sports, animal play, midget play, ass play, sadomasochism, and anything else you don't want the public to see. If you didn't get any of that, you got ripped off, son.

You lost the game. You go to a hooker to nut. You go to a stripper to see how long you can last.

Fat is not being able to run 5K in 32 mins.

God damn it! What's with these fucking posts, man?? I'm gone for like two weeks...

I'd say half the dancers I've hung out with outside the club, initiated it. I remember some here or at SW said 'the dancer always decides' that's bullshit. Dancers are women, and women don't always know what they want, so sometimes you need to give them options. But don't go looking for dates in a strip club. Only about 1 out of 10 or 20 will do it. They get hit on all the time by guys with bigger dicks, fatter stacks of cash, and deeper sacks of blow.

Also you don't just get kicked out, they kick the living shit out of you.

I tried to pole dance. Also, even though they charge you $250 for a $25 bottle of Jack, you can't bust that bottle over a bouncer's head! Yeah, it's ridiculous.

Pasties are cool. Especially electrical tape ones. Most girls will break the rules and remove them in a lap dance. So you get to see what the broke dick jabroni's can't.

Seriously?

$4,800 in 2012, $5,500 in 2011. I have a movie to make this year, so probably $3,000 or less.

Does this happen before or after hair grows on your palms?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLHc-yIAPbg

So what did you do?

I don't think strippers are as binary as we make them. Blues, blues based rock, dubstep & house, Latin dance, disco and pop, hip hop. In that order. I enjoy when clubs have music themed nights like 80's night.