@motorhead. The rapture? Cool! So does that mean you're posting from heaven? What are titty bars like in heaven? Are ya gropin' angel titties and fingerin' angel snatch? I bet that shit is TIGHT.
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being in heaven reminds me one of my all-time favortie old Rod Serling Twilight Zone episodes.
A gangster gets killed and goes to "heaven". He gambles and wins big everytime. There are gorgeous babes everyone that are ready and willing to fuck him.
After a month, the gangster becomes thoroughly bored by always having his whims satisfied and predictably winning at anything he attempts. He tells the "angel", "If I gotta stay here another day, I'm gonna go nuts! I don't belong in Heaven, see? I want to go to the other place."
The angel retorts, "Heaven? Whatever gave you the idea that you were in heaven, Mr. Valentine? This IS 'the other place!!"
The storm passed in NY and my house did shake a bit (yeah I live on my own, take that world) but I'm still living. Seems like the gods said I still have time to become a a bigshot
Yes, the world ended.
I'm in a better place now.
It's just a matter of time though.
I might become a fallen angel and descend into strip club hell.
Then, I'll be back in an ordinary strip club on Earth.
My work world ended on December 21st. I believe hell will come back next year. In the meantime there is vacation and titties to look at. Heaven on Earth. Next year I expect all hell to break loose. Higher taxes and strippers demanding more money. The world ended.
Maybe I'm just in an alternate reality. Last night I saw a commercial for a supplement to help you gain weight. It said Tom gained 30 pounds. Then it talked about how you could gain weight if you took the supplement too. 30 seconds of weird.
being in heaven reminds me one of my all-time favortie old Rod Serling Twilight Zone episodes.
A gangster gets killed and goes to "heaven". He gambles and wins big everytime. There are gorgeous babes everyone that are ready and willing to fuck him.
After a month, the gangster becomes thoroughly bored by always having his whims satisfied and predictably winning at anything he attempts. He tells the "angel", "If I gotta stay here another day, I'm gonna go nuts! I don't belong in Heaven, see? I want to go to the other place."
The angel retorts, "Heaven? Whatever gave you the idea that you were in heaven, Mr. Valentine? This IS 'the other place!!"
@Motorhead - they had a marathon on New Years I watched with my dad. Got me into the show for the first time, really. I saw they were on Netflix and started from the beginning. I saw this episode. It really is good! I liked the part where he wanted to look up his friends and asked if the girls were props. It was Hell.
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