@motorhead. The rapture? Cool! So does that mean you're posting from heaven? What are titty bars like in heaven? Are ya gropin' angel titties and fingerin' angel snatch? I bet that shit is TIGHT.
being in heaven reminds me one of my all-time favortie old Rod Serling Twilight Zone episodes.
A gangster gets killed and goes to "heaven". He gambles and wins big everytime. There are gorgeous babes everyone that are ready and willing to fuck him.
After a month, the gangster becomes thoroughly bored by always having his whims satisfied and predictably winning at anything he attempts. He tells the "angel", "If I gotta stay here another day, I'm gonna go nuts! I don't belong in Heaven, see? I want to go to the other place."
The angel retorts, "Heaven? Whatever gave you the idea that you were in heaven, Mr. Valentine? This IS 'the other place!!"
The storm passed in NY and my house did shake a bit (yeah I live on my own, take that world) but I'm still living. Seems like the gods said I still have time to become a a bigshot
I might become a fallen angel and descend into strip club hell.
Then, I'll be back in an ordinary strip club on Earth.
My work world ended on December 21st. I believe hell will come back next year. In the meantime there is vacation and titties to look at. Heaven on Earth. Next year I expect all hell to break loose. Higher taxes and strippers demanding more money. The world ended.
Maybe I'm just in an alternate reality. Last night I saw a commercial for a supplement to help you gain weight. It said Tom gained 30 pounds. Then it talked about how you could gain weight if you took the supplement too. 30 seconds of weird.
being in heaven reminds me one of my all-time favortie old Rod Serling Twilight Zone episodes.
A gangster gets killed and goes to "heaven". He gambles and wins big everytime. There are gorgeous babes everyone that are ready and willing to fuck him.
After a month, the gangster becomes thoroughly bored by always having his whims satisfied and predictably winning at anything he attempts. He tells the "angel", "If I gotta stay here another day, I'm gonna go nuts! I don't belong in Heaven, see? I want to go to the other place."
The angel retorts, "Heaven? Whatever gave you the idea that you were in heaven, Mr. Valentine? This IS 'the other place!!"
@Motorhead - they had a marathon on New Years I watched with my dad. Got me into the show for the first time, really. I saw they were on Netflix and started from the beginning. I saw this episode. It really is good! I liked the part where he wanted to look up his friends and asked if the girls were props. It was Hell.
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last commentNot sure. In Cancun. These Mayan dancers are working up a storm of apocolyptic proportions...
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Lol
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Let me know when they start sacrificing the virgins.
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Dude I don't believe in virgins...but if I see one I will pm you
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The world ends and begins anew every single moment of every day. Welcome to the new world, Juice.
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It sure did Juice. The Rapture came.
If you didn't know it and were Left Behind, you're in deep shit my friend
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@motorhead. The rapture? Cool! So does that mean you're posting from heaven? What are titty bars like in heaven? Are ya gropin' angel titties and fingerin' angel snatch? I bet that shit is TIGHT.
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Harry.Dave.and more head lmfao brothas lol
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Aw crap, I'm still here. Maxing out my credit card at the club may have been a mistake.
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being in heaven reminds me one of my all-time favortie old Rod Serling Twilight Zone episodes.
A gangster gets killed and goes to "heaven". He gambles and wins big everytime. There are gorgeous babes everyone that are ready and willing to fuck him.
After a month, the gangster becomes thoroughly bored by always having his whims satisfied and predictably winning at anything he attempts. He tells the "angel", "If I gotta stay here another day, I'm gonna go nuts! I don't belong in Heaven, see? I want to go to the other place."
The angel retorts, "Heaven? Whatever gave you the idea that you were in heaven, Mr. Valentine? This IS 'the other place!!"
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Unfortunately no and now I will have to deal with the contempt of court my ex wife served on me yesterday. Merry Fucking Christmas!
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Are you serious, cat? Damn that's cold.
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"did the world end ?"
maybe, but maybe just negotiating tactics
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Ziperman no I'm in hell and this pussy is stank nasty lol
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The storm passed in NY and my house did shake a bit (yeah I live on my own, take that world) but I'm still living. Seems like the gods said I still have time to become a a bigshot
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Esta hell to the yea
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The world didn't end but I can tell you this; up here in Canada's far north you can see the end of the world just over the horizon.
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It ended real good
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Lol crazy Joe I bet you did
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I crapped and I napped
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Yes sir
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I'm really fucked up, but I survived.
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juice i warned you to stay away from xcapades, no wonder why you got some skank pusyy!!!
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Happy Endings to All...
juice u b krazzy mang
...and Holiday Cheers to All, even you Dougster
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Don't think by saying "happy holidays" to me I am going to see as anything other than the complete faggot that you are FAGDOG.
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Yes, the world ended.
I'm in a better place now.
It's just a matter of time though.
I might become a fallen angel and descend into strip club hell.
Then, I'll be back in an ordinary strip club on Earth.
My work world ended on December 21st. I believe hell will come back next year. In the meantime there is vacation and titties to look at. Heaven on Earth. Next year I expect all hell to break loose. Higher taxes and strippers demanding more money. The world ended.
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Maybe I'm just in an alternate reality. Last night I saw a commercial for a supplement to help you gain weight. It said Tom gained 30 pounds. Then it talked about how you could gain weight if you took the supplement too. 30 seconds of weird.
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being in heaven reminds me one of my all-time favortie old Rod Serling Twilight Zone episodes.
A gangster gets killed and goes to "heaven". He gambles and wins big everytime. There are gorgeous babes everyone that are ready and willing to fuck him.
After a month, the gangster becomes thoroughly bored by always having his whims satisfied and predictably winning at anything he attempts. He tells the "angel", "If I gotta stay here another day, I'm gonna go nuts! I don't belong in Heaven, see? I want to go to the other place."
The angel retorts, "Heaven? Whatever gave you the idea that you were in heaven, Mr. Valentine? This IS 'the other place!!"
@Motorhead - they had a marathon on New Years I watched with my dad. Got me into the show for the first time, really. I saw they were on Netflix and started from the beginning. I saw this episode. It really is good! I liked the part where he wanted to look up his friends and asked if the girls were props. It was Hell.
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