Comments by staxwell (page 3)

Jester's ATF?

I like writing BS.

Ooops. I haven't listened to it since the week it came out. My bad.

People wear underwear to strip clubs?

A New Orleans rapper in the early 90's popularized twerking in the hip-hop community. Ying-Yang Twins took it to the next level in 99-2000. Lil Jon took it mainstream in the early-mid 2000's. Twerk Team made it an internet trend on youtube a few years back. Social media site Vine gave people (with lots of free time) 6 seconds to capture the attention of the internetz. They used those 6 seconds to the best of their ability, giving the internetz 6 sec twerk clips & 6 sec clips of douchebags putting whip cream on their hands and smacking the shit out of their little sisters (Smack Cam). Miley Cyrus signed up for Vine. Faced with two options; smack cam or twerk, Miley put on a unicorn onesie and dropped that ass as low as she could. Jay-Z mentions Miley twerking in a song titled "Only In America" from his latest release MCHG (Nearly 2million copies sold). With MTV & CNN coverage, Miley becomes the new face of twerking. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH1QgCIDepw Save the Y chromosome.

LMFAO I'm in tears, you guys are hilarious! "My first feeling was that TDHQ was staxwell. But then staxwell spazzed out at me after we called him down on his mistakes regarding ASPD, and I've never seen stax lose his cool, so I'll have to dismiss that theory. I'm pretty sure that TDHQ is BigBadJohn returned, but beyond, no clue as to who it is." BigBadJohn is the guy with the dog in his pic, right? If so, he's definitely TDHQ. I got that feeling from seeing his first post.

You rushed it; you should've taken your time with phase 2. Levels to this shit. Fuck Yoda. United we stand/Divided we fall. Save the Y chromosome.

Oh.

I'd imagine glazed jelly beans would taste like warm salted pistachios. Dacandy? United we stand. Divided we fall. SAVE THE Y CHROMOSOME!

I just put Founder on ignore. Might as well reach for the stars, right? If this is my final post: I love everyone. I wish you nothing but peace, and I hope everyone finds love. United we stand. Divided we fall. SAVE THE Y CHROMOSOME!

Oh. Founder has done a good job though. I checked another site a while back and it was shit compared to TUSCL. I think it was called The Strip Club List or something similar.

Alright, alright, I got ya.

Yoda. He likes his strippers respectable, with hearts of gold. No disrespect to Yoda.

I hear you, Vikes. I'm just wondering if you're really trying to get an understanding of why dancers do this in general, or if you're really just asking without asking: "this dancer gave me higher mileage than expected; is she attracted to me, or is it something else?". I've asked that question myself a few times, and if that's what you were really asking (without asking), I could share my experience with you. I wasn't trying to come at you like jester or anything (and that wasn't a shot at jester, he's just the guy who usually tells people their threads are pointless, as is their entire existence. Peace. No disrespect, jester.). No disrespect to your thread either, Vikes. Or to anyone here. I love you all. United we stand. Divided we fall.

I think you might be over thinking. Either they do it because contact dances=more money, or because they're attracted to you and want you to touch them, or both. Did this happen to you recently? United we stand. Divided we fall.

Natural Born Killers?

I think that was his name, Dougster. The build up was good, but maybe he just couldn't deliver. The only person I've seen side with Alucard like that is tenisbum...hmmm... That's why I thought Alucard was so good at being a villan: even though I knew what he was doing, he still got me to feel sorry for him at one time. Manipulative, like a character from an Oliver Stone movie. The details of my mission will be revealed soon, brother. Soon. United we stand. Divided we fall.

The only way I'd even consider doing it is if I was getting ready to drop a fresh load into Beyonce's famous mouth, and she stopped me mid cum, looked me in the eyes, and whispered seductively with her Texas accent "I'll never fuck you again if you don't let me give you a snowball right now.". Only then, and only by way of snowballing.

Word to Randy Orton!

What ever happened to that dude with the vicious dog as his profile pic, who said he was gonna ruin your life forever or destroy you in the name of justice or something? I was excited to see what he was gonna bring to the table. Did I miss the war? I think the title for most hated is up for grabs right now. Alucard dominated all competition last winter, and it seemed like he was gonna run with it after the thread I did bringing attention to his list. It was very entertaining. I stopped bashing him though, because it got old after awhile. Juice had all the forum purists losing their shit over him destroying the "precious integrity" of the board when he went on a rampage and starting averaging 100 posts per day lol. That was hilarious. He transcended the art of trolling. I don't even think anyone hates him; they're just annoyed by his antics. I would give him the title of most polarizing. You had a lot of enemies on the site when I first signed up, but over time it seemed like more people became neutral. The Internet is a fantasy land, none of this is real. But, people put their egos behind their screen names and get sensitive when someone calls them out for something. You were calling them out, and they got butt hurt. The ones who know that this doesn't mean anything and how to keep their egos out of it either see it as entertainment, or scroll past it. That's all this site is after all: a tool for info on SC's, or another source of entertainment. I think the guys who flame with you or anyone else do it for entertainment now. It's mutually entertaining for everyone involved at this point (and probably always has been for Rick Dugan). The sensitive guys just use ignore. So, maybe at one point you were most hated, but even now you're still not where Alucard is. If Alucard was to post something this second, there would be five guys immediately flaming him, and at least two threads about him by tomorrow afternoon. You'd get most entertaining, because you're controversial. That shit's always entertaining. I say it's up for grabs. I would try to take it, but I'm all about the peace now. United we stand. Divided we fall. I think Troop is always going to be up for the title though, because people fear him (even though he's not around...as far as we know). People hate what they fear.

Those were some beautiful bitches; the strippers were all 5's in the harsh day light. They should hiss and run like vampires when anyone tells them it's a good idea to step outside between the hours of 7am-9pm.

Women often contradict themselves, Rouge. Except for Lopaw, she's one of us. Blue waffle, Bullwinkle...? Lmao perfect! You paid for that, Player11? Sheesh, super exclusive top level VIP ain't what it used to be, huh? United we stand. Divided we fall.

Hey, hey, heey, hey...Smoke weed everyday... Cannabis Cup is a must if you're there in November. Hey, Jester. United we stand. Divided we fall.

Smothered Burrito: http://www.xvideos.com/video202029/ava_devine_eats_a_cum_filled_burrito You're welcome. United we stand. Divided we fall.

Did you eat the glazed jelly beans, candyman...? Be honest... No ones judging...