Comments by idaho_75

@Alpine and @cnyknight , any contributions would be most appreciated.

Here in the Washington/Idaho club area, there is not much "high mileage" around. But, I savor the hell out of every sexy, low-mileage, hands-at-your-sides grind I get.

I just go for a shirt with a collar, nice slacks, black shoes. I figure if I feel like I look good, it rubs off on how I interact with the girls. Sometimes a decent looking velour sweater works well, since dancers like to pet fuzzy clothes.

I always give my real name. Often, if I am chatting with girls for a while, they will give me theirs, but I never ask for it. I figure a girl's stage name is her own personal creative expression. If it is something like "Lisa" they might be shooting for a girl-next-door vibe, names like "Star" or "Diamond" might be hoping to create a different mystique. I am there for a fantasy, some good conversation, and a hot girl to dance on my lap. A name is just ambiance.

Hmm. My girl has no problems with strip clubs, porn, etc. IN THEORY ONLY. Any time I have told her about any of the above, she has a minor freak-out. Thus, I don't tell any more. I don't do any extras in clubs, so I figure I am following the spirit of her opinions on the matter. I do wish I could be honest about it, but I tried, and it won't change any time soon.

1)Shoes: As far as shoes go, I can't say I care too much. Almost every girl takes them off for a lapdance, so as long as your feet don't stink, and you get pedicures fairly regularly, I am happy. Clothes: I really dig bright and white outfits on girls with darker skin. Also, blacklight reactive clothes look cool, especially neon fencenet body stockings. Otherwise, pick something that reflects your own style. 2)Body mods: I have always had a soft spot in my heart for punk girls, so I like tattoos and piercings. Some to avoid: rings in the eyebrow or stretched lobes. Also, if you go for a tattoo, go to an artist with a good reputation, and who does QUALITY work. Bad ink is ugly forever, so drop the extra money, and investigate your artist first. And no boyfriend's names on your breast, it is tacky. 3) Names: Nothing too silly, or difficult to pronounce. I love a unique name, just temper it with good judgement. 4) Hair length and cut: Tailor it to your face shape, body shape, etc. Keep up on it, split ends or fried hair from overcoloring doesn't look good. Light perfume is good, too, but too much can make guys have to shower like crazy and change clothes before they go to meet their buddies or their wives. I am easy to please, though. I like girls in every color, complexion, shape, and size. Just work your style, and try to keep your customer base happy.

I rate that as just golddigging. There are many women who marry not for love or looks, but for financial stability. It is the same sort of situation, only the contract is less binding.

I rate that as just golddigging. There are many women who marry not for love or looks, but for financial stability. It is the same sort of situation, only the contract is less binding.

When I was in Thailand, a Kiwi acquaintance was having dinner with me and my girlfriend; he was quite a player, and always had some new, cute Thai girl on his arm or lap (no hookers) wherever we saw him. My girlfriend expressed interest in going to see the tranny cabaret. He said, "Oh yeah, I saw that place when I was hanging out at the girlie bar across the street." In this area, there were 2 Kathoey cabarets. Right across the street from each other. We informed him that he was at the other tranny bar. He said, "No, I was at the one with all the hot girls." After a couple minutes of convincing, he let out a single word, "FUCK." And sat holding his head in his hands silently for about 10 minutes. I am pretty sure whatever happened to him in that bar left him with some serious questions about his sexuality. But, those ladyboys WERE smokin' hot over there. I wouldn't have known if I were him.

I really only go for girls who can hold a decent conversation. A dancer should be a bit like a modern geisha, spurring conversation enough to make anyone feel witty and charming. If the dancer can't converse, I am rarely interested. And talking trash about the other girls in the club doesn't really count.

Cash works for me, but I don't spend like some of the guys on here. I save up $100-300 and that makes a great night. Just stick to a reasonable budget, and don't use any cards.

One of my favorite dancers at a club in WA would bite at my neck while she gave me the sexiest grinding lapdances. It felt great at the time, but the pink rings left from the bites on my neck the next morning left me a little ticked off the last time. I wouldn't bite a dancer unless asked.

As long as it is at least trimmed a bit, I don't mind at all.

Thanks, all. I am having a great time clubbing so far, and I appreciate all the tips the experts have helped me out with. CTQWERTY, you've convinced me; I think I will save up some dough for a Vegas venture sometime. Thanks guys, and keep the advice coming. I'd prefer to come home from the club smiling, rather than broke and wondering what the heck happened.