Comments by latinalover69 (page 17)

I wish hetero bitches would stay the fuck away from strip clubs or at least the ones I frequent! Sams Hofbrau downtown LA is filthy with hetero bitches on weekends yelling, hogging stageside chairs, and throwing dollas indiscriminately. It ruins the whole fucking scene. Stay away unless you suck pussy like Lopaw (or get your pussy sucked like Lopaw). No offense Lopaw, I dig your style :-) (Ps. Lopaw, I heard from Rosie from the Wild Goose!) yay me!

Did you see the post with www.liquidlapdance.com? Maybe this is the new trend in lapping?

I'm in L.A. and constantly see 8s, 9s, and the occasional 10 at my favorite clubs. Sams Hofbrau, Fantasy Island, 4Play, 7557, and Dames and Games. I think it is due to the economy. I rarely have to drop down to a 7. They seem to be a lot more negotiable these days too. I hate paying $20 for a dance now. Most of the bikini/topless places are $10 or if they are more you just tell the girl I'll take 5 dances for $50 and tip you $10 or $15 and they go for it. BTW props to Berge1, I like your style. If I was ever single I'd be doing the same thing!

thin, tight, well washed, soft jeans commando style with quick release buttons, no belt.

Why the fuck would you even brings this topic up dude?

Yeah Cai sux for this native born gun totin' conservative latino but damn I luv it. It would be hard to move but if I do I'm headin to Texas babee.

Am on TUSCL? What the fuck is this bullshit? I just spent 2 hours on infowars.com and drudge reading how Barry Sotero and Biden and Bloomberg and Rahm Emmanuel and Cuomo are coming after our motherfucking guns. I come here to read about banging whores in stripclubs and I get this shit. Godamn you Papi Chulo! :-)

My buddy freaked out when he realized how ez it was for wifey to see stuff on his iphone. He can't password it because it would raise suspicions. He was also worried that she could track his movements via a GPS app.

At this point I have pretty much ruled out 20$ bikini dances. $10's my limit. $20 is just too fuckin much in this economy. That means Sams Hofbrau & Dames and Games in Downtown L.A., and Club 7557 in Van Nuys. Goodbye Fantasy Island in WLA, they still charge $20 a pop except for the occasional 2 for 1. I have also had a lot of success negotiating for dances, especially if I tell them I'll by 4 or 5 at a time.

Shit I've heaved bitches off my lap and tossed a twenty on the couch when the dance is that bad! Happened at least 3 times in my career.

At 50 years of age I think I am passed the Pool Party scene. If I was 30 maybe. I think I'll just stick to the OG and Spearmint Rhino clubs when I am in Vegas. I would rather chill in a dark relaxed SC environment and not worry about all the bullshit a pool scene is sure to have. Give me a dark comfy booth on a couch anyday.

Great read, will finish it tomorrow

Never ever ever ever prepay a dancer for dances. That money is dead and gone and soon as it is forked over. And you'll never get the dances you are owed plus the girl will think you are an easy mark.

Since I wear my ring it never comes up in convo. They know what a ring means. Hell, we are their best customers!

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/war_stories/2012/11/john_allen_s_emails_to_jill_kelley_why_do_generals_like_david_petraeus_have.single.html

Ok alucard good for you. No drugs alcohol etc just strippers...

@stiletto25... You so funny :-) ! Anytime you acted immorally it was "disclosed"! Hahaha that is so funny. In other words you did the same thing Petraeus did but you "disclosed" it? Nice. Ok so when you fuck a guy outside the club you let your Sig Other know about it. Right. Keep standing on your pedestal dear...

It's funny dudes on a strip club review site like Alucard who have never been married talking monogamy! My point was, monogamy is hard and a strip club is like a safety valve for married guys for letting off a little steam without carrying on a marriage ending affair. And Petraeus can not do that because of his position so he has to have an affair to let off steam and then gets his ass busted. Guys are guys. It's just the way it is.

@VHK- OMG you are so deluded my friend. Obama the saviour? When you look to a mortal man as a saviour your are way offtrack.

Only get married if you want kids like I do. After ten years/2 kids you can guess what my love life is like. Thank Gawd for strip clubs. If I was suddenly single I would be a stripper/escort/massage parlor guy. No more married life. Especially since even at 50 there is a lot of play if I want it.

Fuck I have enough politics on Facebook doing battle with my leftist friends. I come to TUSCL to get the hell away from it all and I get sucked in to this? Sheesh!

Get used to the words President Romney!!!!!

The worst night i had was not due to the club but the fucko who i took to the club. He proceeded to tell me that he was going to rehab on Monday (It was Saturday) and criticized me anytime I threw tips on the stage. He proceeded to ask me about my relationship with my mother. Fuck him! He had mommy issues and was a loser 60 year old douchebag who abused drugs, alcohol and wimmin, and he wanted to get in to my grill about my momma. I politely excused myself and went to the restroom than slipped out to the valet and left his mothefuckin ass at the club in the San Fernando Valley. I wish I could have seen his face when he realized his ride had split. Fucker...

Man my faves come and go so fast. They usually only last one night LOL! Seriously though for some reason as soon as i become a regular I lose interest...

Don't forget us married PLs. When me and the boyz head out for a night on the town we ain't hitten regular bars. It's straight to the SC for some titties in face and lap grindin. We are generally not looking for ITC or OTC. There is no way I'm am going to do that and then drive home to the fam. Just hanging at the tittie bars, drinkin beers, listening to some good tunes, and laps is enough to make it a good time for us Hubbies. I never call escorts, not that I disapprove, just not my style. I bet married men who just want a little playtime are a strippers best custy, right ladies?