Comments by RiskA (page 13)

Thank you both; it’s the “expectations” I was trying to decipher & prepare for. Totally with you on clarifying up front & tipping extra for good service, that’s my MO too. I hope to soon exploit this knowledge & report!

Good review; I’m now in NC a lot so very helpful. Do the dancers press for large tips on top of those limo prices, for real fun? In my experience in CA, one can usually get a VIP room ($80-200) AND the FS ($100-200). I ask not to complain, just to be ready when I try this out in NC. With all the GPS these days, a limo plus the girl could end up being beyond one ATM pull….

I saw Koyaanisqatsi in an art theater in the 1980’s, then again at UCLA with Philip Glass & an orchestra playing the soundtrack live. “Masterpiece” is accurate; even better if watched with “altered consciousness” (tho I wouldn’t recommend that for your 11-year old). Never thought I’d read about that movie on a monger site....

Stake me, & I guarantee you’ll win....

Great way to break a tooth...

“Revolutions” are just turns of the wheel (to misquote somebody); things will turn. My childhood began with Kennedy getting shot (govt conspiracy theories anyone?), Vietnam, civil rights riots, energy crisis (my college textbook said worldwide oil reserves will be exhausted by 2010...). People always fixate, then move on; modern tech just speeds things up & amplifies. Yeah we have issues but either people will actively work through them or passively wait for a “big daddy“ to take care of them. Either can be painful while it’s happening, but I’d be more worried about the latter.

White people have done good things, and bad things. Some are good & some are bad/idiots - same as in every group, there’s always a bell curve. MLK’s “dream” quote is judging people on the “content of their character not the color of that skin,” be that skin black or white. Equality of opportunity/access, not of condition, seems a better ideal IMO; then what one does with it a matter of individual character. But that’s more complicated and less self-affirming than “my tribe or the highway” so not going to hold my breath. Just gotta do it for yourself & hope it spreads.

And regular dances (non VIP) are in a room to the left as you come in, immediately to the left of the bar. Reviewer got it right, tho not the clearest verbal map.

@Wallanon: you’re absolutely right. Sorry I jumped down your throat, you made it clear it’s just your opinion and I should have stated it the same way. Papi-C identifies the correct site rule, and I agree with that (& even with less explicitness for areas unlike California where high mileage is no big deal).

* Beyond not tying acts to specific dancers, of course; laplurker is right on that.

Fortunately that opinion is not shared by more than a vocal handful on this site. Sharing valuable intel is the reason boards like this exist & thrive. F’n nobody cares about the club layout, parking, drink options; you can get all that from civilian Google. Girl quality & mileage is the point. If anyone can point to an official site rule limiting explicitness, they’ll be the first; I’ve asked Minnow & other thought police that a dozen times and they can’t/don’t cite anything. So opinions are like assholes.

For a first review, you did a good job of providing real intel. Looking forward to more once the lockdowns lift. 👍

But his description and pricing is accurate (he DID over-tip tho), so there's still value. I'd cut him some slack, these are tough times!

@grand1511: I didn't get dances this time, but it's $20 topless/$30 nude, 3 for $80 VIP and 5 for $125 VIP and 15 minute for $150 (I think). Songs are short so the 15 minute is best deal. Mileage extremely variable, but can be had with some girls you just have to ask.

Decent summaries if a bit fanboy-ish; totally fails to mention that Alyssa, Andrea, Suki, & Ivanka are all well-known & reviled GPS dancers who will lure you in the room and then ask 2-4 times the going rate (which is high to begin with at Synn due to many neophyte customers). . They ARE hot, and WILL perform, and will negotiate a little (to like 1.5-2x usual rates) but you’ll waste valuable & not cheap VIP time. You better have disposable income if you play their game, and ALWAYS negotiate before going back.

Aaah, Disneyland...when 18 in 1976, I get kicked out & “banned for life” for getting blown by my slutty HS girl WHILE smoking a joint on the Sky Buckets. I went back once in like 1996, but they let me in. No more Sky Buckets tho.

H.W.C. (Hot White Cum) by Liz Phair. Obscure but once I get it played the bolder girls love it as it certainly wakes up the crowd.

On a recent business trip I visited a Seattle club (Pandora’s) that gets 5+ reviews here per week. The reviews almost all omit prices, procedures, layout, etc., in favor of descriptions of girls & dances. That’s fine with me, I can Google prices. If a repeater provides actionable intel on girls, still useful IMO. Otherwise it should get rejected for “not enough details” (tho I think “details” should say “information” instead).

I went there a couple times 2-3 years ago; it was ok with decent talent, sorta Paradise or Synn VN level (almost all thick/chubby Latinas). But neighborhood is REALLY sketchy, kinda scary to leave the car unattended. Street people who look like walking dead.

I’d say 50-75% of day girls will accommodate, in some manner. But it ain’t COI so FS a rarity (absent a “regular” relationship).

Moving to VA for work soon, so thanks for the intel (although it is a little depressing). Massage parlors an option? Or am I fated to driving to W VA for a toothless girl when I get SSB (severe semen backup)?

Preach it, Papi! Sometimes I'll throw in "I don't want to waste your time since I don't intend to get a dance from you today" to persistent ones, as that really should be the relevant issue to them. And if they don't take that hint, I'll get more direct or say "I'm hitting the stage/bathroom" as a dodge - depending whether they're a "not today" or a "not if you were the last stripper on earth."

Yes, thanks for getting the word out for the benefit of us fellow mongers. You're a much more forgiving/nice PL than me, and if YOU say avoid that carries a lot of weight!

Dallas is a friendly and dependable dancer, but she's really packed on the weight over the last year. Beer/hangover goggles probably a good thing here ;).

All 3 here too. I’m amazed by the number & uniformity of responses above!