Comments by Dolfan (page 7)

I'm also surprised more didn't say the last group was too small.

Around here, there is is no way there are 54% girls bigger than the too fat examples I gave at least not in the clubs. Maybe 15% that size or bigger, and the majority are concentrated in a handful of clubs that I could avoid to reduce that number down to maybe 5%. I too would absolutely err on the side of too skinny before I went the way of too thick or fat. In the south Florida strip clubs I frequent I see maybe 10% too skinny 10% my preferred size 65% thicker than I like 15% too fat If I go to the right club, like at Cheetah Pompano specifically, I don't think I've ever seen a fat girl. Maybe 25% are too thick, 60% are my preferred size, and 15% are too skinny. If I go to the wrong club, Porthole or Pink for example, 40% are fat, 50 thick and then 5 and 5 for too skinny and just right. Totally pulling #'s out of my ass, just making the point that it varies by club. Outside of the strip club, in the wild so to speak, I see probably 40% or more too fat, 50% or more too thick, and an even split between my preferred size and too skinny. for the rest.

I'll use some pictures from porn agencies as examples: These girls are too fat: https://hussiemodels.com/portfolio-item/jadynn-stone/ https://hussiemodels.com/portfolio-item/adriana-maya/ https://hussiemodels.com/portfolio-item/nia-bleu/ These are too skinny, https://hussiemodels.com/portfolio-item/shrooms-q/ https://hussiemodels.com/portfolio-item/little-dragon/ https://hussiemodels.com/portfolio-item/cc-doll/ These are what I'd call thicker, not of interest to me but not what I'd call fat. https://eastcoasttalents.com/talent/elizabeth-skylar/ https://hussiemodels.com/portfolio-item/cassie-lenoir/ https://hussiemodels.com/portfolio-item/abby-rose/ These are what I'd like, but a lot of people will say are too small: https://hussiemodels.com/portfolio-item/ameena-green/ https://hussiemodels.com/portfolio-item/eva-generosi/ https://hussiemodels.com/portfolio-item/contract-star-jade-maris/ https://hussiemodels.com/portfolio-item/clara-trinity/ Not saying any are or aren't pretty, or have nice tits/assess/whatever, simply "is she skinny, fat, or in between"

Depends on the club around here. Some clubs hire thicker girls, other ones want skinny girls. Judging by the smash or pass type threads around here, there is a strong lean towards thicker girls. Many even prefer the ones I'd call fat. I see similar outcomes in the club, the slim girls don't get the attention the bigger ones do. It works for me, since there are less folks to out bid.

I'm over 40, so I can't really answer the question from the perspective I think you want. I can say that I find you very attractive, and you'd absolutely do well with me. If you're ever in south Florida, let us know. I'll gladly buy at least a few dances and see where things go. I will say that it seems to me that a lot of the younger crowd in the clubs I frequent tend to prefer the thicker girls, especially when it comes to the black girls. That's just based on my observation and what those girls tell me. I go for the slimmer girls, and I almost never find myself competing with the younger crowd for the affections of a stripper. Generally, I don't see a lot of patterns with guys preferences as they age but the trend towards younger guys liking bigger girls is certainly one of them. That said, I'm glad you're not considering putting on weight to appeal to that market. It might be worth as you said, trying out a wig to see if that changes things. You could also get waxed and see if that changes things. Personally, I dig the hair on your head and while I don't prefer a bush I'd certainly look past it considering the other positives in your appearance. One thing that I didn't see mentioned and we can't tell from the pictures, is what your ass looks like. It may go along with the general size thing, but it seems to me that many in the younger age bracket also like bigger assess. And lastly, as the few posts above me mentioned. Maybe appealing to the older guys isn't so bad. They tend to have more money and are willing to part with it. But maybe that part is just me being selfish.

All 3 do have parking fees and there is pretty much always someone out front to collect at all of them. Maybe you got lucky and he was taking a break or something. Parking is $2 except for the spots marked premium which are $5. Thanks for the review, I generally agree with your conclusion but its always nice to hear another perspective.

Thanks for the review. I always like a good review from a non-regular visitor. Generally, I find the $10 dances very good value. I've done countless table dances, maybe 2 girls have asked for $20. I said no to both, and both times the girls game back offering them at $10. I declined and recommend you do as well. The girls doing that are almost always from another area and will give shitty dances and worse rooms. I think you just had bad luck running into one of them. I agree about them being a good gauge for how the room will be though. At least personality wise, the girls who give mechanical dances are robots in the room too. The once who are a little more responsive and interactive are that way in the room. It's well worth a few table dances to get one who matches your style. For the rooms, I've probably done countless rooms at $50 house + 150 girl during the day, I've had maybe 3-5 girls insist on 200 for them. I've never once seen a day shift girl ask for over 200, much less turn down 200. That includes the girls who come in early for night shift starting around 6. The house is always 50. At night prices vary a bit more, but usually 200-250 for the girl is plenty. I will say that prices vary a bit by season, and in general the girls are always trying to inch it up higher.

Gold Club is closed, not Solid Gold. The two are not the same.

I hate boots, especially the ones with tassels. I also hate fishnets. Its probably regional, but around here the girls who wear fishnets have a very strong tendency to have a similar personality type, which I also hate. I'm not a fan of push up bras, but I can't say they make strippers look not hot. If anything, they make strippers hotter. The letdown when the bra comes off isn't worth it to me though. I don't like gowns, or any strappy complex shit that is hard to take off.

Interesting that you found the dancers slim. Every time I've been, they've all been at least thick if not downright chunky, with maybe one or two less than thick but still not really slim ones.

Meta treats anything that isn't from where normal users come from as suspicious, they even view home internet IP's as more suspect than mobile networks. Any sort of VPN will get you flagged for sure. That is 1000x more likely to be the issue than your proton email.

"when you go to McDonalds do you demand they change the oil before you order fries?" ^ No, but I wouldn't eat the leftover fries from some random table. A more apt analogy would be using the plates at a restaurant, I wouldn't simply re-use ones from another table knowing that they had simply had the visible food brushed off before being put back in to service. But I'm not overly concerned about the number of previous uses they'd had, presuming they'd been properly washed.

"you see her get taken to the VIP" ^ At that point I move on. If I see a girl go to a room with someone else at an extras club, she's off my list for the day. I certainly do not "wait patiently near the VIP entrance until its almost last call" If I don't find another dancer that interests me, I hit another club or go home. Realistically, it would have stopped long before then. A dancer who did that wouldn't be my current favorite much less all time. Before she even became my current favorite, we'd have exchanged numbers. We'd have made plans to meet up at the club, and we'd have kept them. I don't need to be under the illusion that I'm in an exclusive relationship with my stripper, but what you're describing is beyond sloppy seconds. It's last in line at a gangbang. Seriously, your talking about the girl having handmarks on her ass and having tasted another mans jizz on her tits. That's way beyond what I can just ignore. More concerning is the bit about waiting near the VIP entrance. That's borderline obsessive. That's a serious problem. Get that shit under control before you get real possessive and say something to the "massive brute" who beats the shit out of you. Or before you go full stalker and "wait patiently" in the parking lot and her boyfriend or the cops have to resolve the situation.

I'd suggest the people rejecting those reviews on that basis just simply not vote on those reviews.

If it's a listing on this site, I presume founder has made the decision already. Rejecting a review on the basis that it doesn't belong here seems stupid. If the listing should exist is another question, to which my response would be that most of those places aren't my bag but I see no reason to exclude them. They're close enough that I think there is significant overlap in interest.

I'm with Motor, I see way more fat bitches than I do unhealthy skinny ones.

I'm white so I can't speak from first hand experience. I can tell you that quite a few Cuban strippers have volunteered to me that they do not like black customers. I wouldn't expect to have a hard time so to speak, but I wouldn't be surprised if there's a girl or two who aren't interested at any of the places. And I can tell you while I do know some Spanish I very rarely use it. If you're looking to socialize with a Spanish speaker, obviously there will be a language barrier. But if you're just talking about basics and getting dances and shit, its usually not an issue.

Most of the clubs in Miami are going to have thick Latinas and high contact lap dances. That said, and no offense to Chanman, but I disagree with some of those recos. Cheetah in Pompano leans heavily toward slimmer girls, Deans Gold and Eleven lean moderately towards slimmer girls. I agree on the part about DG & 11 being expensive though. I hate to even acknowledge the troll, but Atlantis is on the west Coast, probably 3+ hours away from Miami. IDK anything about Playpen2. I've never been, as mentioned its new. I've never been to Playpen1 either. BT on the River and Klub 24 will have those girls, but tend to be more party oriented. They'll probably some kind of rapper on stage or in the crowd. The Hialeah clubs, specifically Bellas and Erotica lean very Latin and mostly thicker. Cheetah Hallendale isn't one of my faves, but they do have thicker girls and high mileage dances. Playmates near Coral Gables has as decent mix of girls. Foxy Lady, One, Climaxx, and One, all tend to lean more black than Latina. For one night, if you're already gonna be near Tootsies I'd recommend also checking out Cheetah Hallendale + Scarlet's. They're about 15 minutes north of Cheetah near I95. Scarlet's historically has leaned towards more slim and less Latin, but my last 2 visits there that has not been the case. It's nearby, if you don't find what you want at Tootsies or Cheetah, might as well stop in.

but, it's only applicable to the main discussion listing.

Looks like its a time zone thing. Currently "right now" is listed as "in four hours" which is the offset between my EDT where I am and GMT.

We're a large multinational, we've got a hiring freeze and are looking to shed 5% of staff or so by end of year. Publicly they're saying it'll happen with normal attrition but I don't think anyone believes it, even internally. We'll likely make cuts if we miss targets. I have a few peers in similar situations. Our problems aren't really related to demand or anything though. Its more of a situation where previous leadership made some moves to save their asses and prop up numbers for the sake of bonuses and stock prices, now its time to pay the piper. I'd almost feel bad for some of the c-suite if they weren't only here because they lost this game of musical chairs.

Never done it, no interest. I've got a pool & spa at home. I've had more than a few strippers in there. It's really not that much fun, at least for me its really no better than a dance. Actual fucking in water is difficult. And then there's the ick factor. I can put it out of my mind in a vinyl couch that's been doused with alcohol, but I can't get it out of my head in a pool of tepid water. Even setting aside the sex, I feel like the water in a strip club hot tub is unlikely to have been properly maintained. They might throw a chlorine tab in there every now and again or pour some household bleach in, but I doubt they actually keep proper chemistry in there.

I get the same. I don't give it too much though. It looks like he just didn't bother with coding a loading screen as a placeholder while the database is queried. Instead it just shows the error as if the query failed. That, or maybe my browser just doesn't show the loading screen. I use Firefox on Windows, almost never on phone.

pass.

I like him.