Comments by goldmongerATL (page 35)

@docsavage said this: A lot of these girls in strip clubs are pretty and should have a choice of boyfriends but also have bad judgement and are always picking guys who cheat on them, can't hold a job, have drug or alcohol addictions, commit crimes and get sent off to prison and so on. This causes these girls a lot of misery. It got me thinking chicken and egg. Are strippers attracted to loser guys like this, or is it that women who go for these guys are the type that might turn to stripping because of the same low esteem that gets them the druggie criminal boyfriend? Or this type of guy coerces/convinces them to strip for the money. Most clubs do not want boyfriends in the club. I had a girl that I was considering for VIP. She mentioned that her boyfriend was sitting at the bar watching. I thought that meant she would not dare go to VIP. Instead she started crying and said that if she did not get a VIP soon he would beat her ass when she got home. When we were done in VIP she went right to a skinhead looking dude at the bar and gave him the money. He got up and left.

So bar selection sucks, overpriced soft drinks and basically air dances. I love it when such reviews are called "club ads".

That's because they are Asians.

Maybe he just remembered he was there.

I didn't want to downvote it and make it disappear. I should have did what Nicespice did and copied the whole thing. By the time I went back to reject it, it had been published.

And yet it was published

Don't forget to attach adjustable bicycle cable locks to the seat mounts to use as ankle and wrist restraints. If you're gonna do it, do it right!

Make sure the stripper gets her money before you shoot him.

Screwed a Miss Georgia semi-finalist. I was in my early 40's at the time. It is not just strippers that have daddy issues. Also got BJ's from two different Mrs America contestants. I was staying on business at the same hotel as they were and spent every night in the bar with several of them. If they were strippers, the Miss would be a 10 and the young Missus'es were solid 9's.

Yes, $150 for extras is becoming rare a Oasis.

Is this a long lost verse to the Jabberwocky?

I think mileage and availability of extras peaked about 5 years ago. Since then it has been getting harder (the quest, not the tool!) even at extras clubs. In Atlanta at least, several of the notorious extras clubs are gone. I don't think it was because of the extras but they happened to be the ones located where local government decided they did not want strip clubs. That pressure continues. Going WAY back, there were great areas for somewhat raunchy clubs that oozed extras. These are either totally gone or a ghost of their former greatness. the Combat Zone, the Baltimore Block and the San Francisco clubs come to mind. Tampa has gone downhill. I have not been in a long time but reading reviews I think Dallas and Houston are way off their peaks of 10-15 years ago.

How do people housebreak puppies these days?

In a really shitty move, I once had a dancer tell me one of my favorites had died. She was trying to get dances. I saw the dead girl on my next trip.

I know they still do live shows in Amsterdam. There is really only one show but barkers everywhere. Same bored couple 5-6 times a day.

She has bazillions of dollars and is burning through it fast. If you believe the celeb gossip TV shows, she regularly drops $10K-$50K for the most exclusive partying with leech friends at the most exclusive Hollywood clubs. How's that $5000 bottle service Cognac, Miley? The tattoos just look random and impulsive. Their overall look is horrible.

I shudder to think what she is going to look like in another 10 years. Those are hard miles.

Was getting a BBBJ once and the girl suddenly stops and tells me not to come in her mouth. She said to let her know when I was close. When I did, she jumped up and hopped on bareback in time for CIP. That's one way to deal with not liking the taste of it.

I thought I gave you a twenty?

I often wear a shirt with a pocket and keep the ready spend there. I do have to watch for dancers trying to grab it. Had one at another club pull out my stack and count it and declare I was wasting her time because I did not have enough for VIP. $500 was still in my wallet. Good riddance.

Oh, this was NOT at Cheerleaders. I have been to Cheerleaders several times and only made the mistake of downstairs air dances once.

Sometimes what they try is laughable. I had a girl give me 2 ten dollar dances. They sucked. She pushed hard for VIP. When I said two was enough for me, she said that was five dances and her dances were $40 each. The doorman heard her and told her dances were $10. I then named the two songs by artist and title just because I liked both songs. She took the $20 and told the doorman never to let me in the club again. He just rolled his eyes. I suppose that I was lucky that the doorman heard the BS and cared enough about a customer he has seen in there often (I would not call myself a regular). Oh, never saw her there again.

Someone posted a couple of months a go about the drug scopolamine. But reading on that drug, you might not remember anything.

At our favorite Atlanta former extras club, I have had dancers ask if they should make me cum during a lap dance. The LDK option sometimes included pulling it out and cumming on them for an extra tip. They have also asked if I wanted to cum during the lap dance or wait until VIP.

I did a similar thing once. I was in a crowded club and my dancer had ordered shots for both of us. The waitress barked out the price and I thought I heard $15. I started to pull out a $20 and she repeated the price. I still could not understand her in all the noise. So I asked her quite loudly did you say $50? FIVE OH? People started scrambling! I heard someone yell FIVE OH in the back of the room. At least one couple hurried out a VIP. Turns out the shots were on special 2 for $15, LOL!