Very bad joke

Lone_Wolf
Arizona
Scenerio: Four songs in to a great VIP session with a smoking hot young honey. I notice the stern manager walk up and stand near the window with his back to us.

Me: (smile and gesture towards the manager) "It's the fun police"

Dancer: (instantly stiff and stone face) "the police are here?"

Me: (knowing I just did something fucking stupid) "no, I was just kidding saying the manger was the fun police. (Smile)

Dancer: (even more stiff and stone face) "Are you police?"

It took two songs of assuring the honey I was just being silly before everything got back towards a happy conclusion.

By now I should know better. Oh yeah, English is her distant second language making it an even more idiotic thing for me to say.

13 comments

  • wallanon
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    3 years ago
    I've had this happen before. Over ten years ago at a club in Houston. What made it even worse was that this was one of the hottest dancers I've ever seen. I was one offhand comment away from spending the night with her. No arrangement, just a HASE.

    Since my hotel was across town we were talking over what was close to the club. Then I stupidly repeated something another dancer had said about cops, don't remember why. I think it was supposed to be a joke, but before I knew it this girl who was cuddled up with me was sending the other dancer over and saying goodnight. Big miss on that one.
  • Studme53
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    3 years ago
    Lol - like joking about a bomb on an airplane
  • Huntsman
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    3 years ago
    A number of years ago I apparently had a cop look about me. Idiotically, I made a joke to a dancer about the heavy presence of fun police in the club because the bouncers seemed more attentive than usual. My stupid comment shut me down for the night.
  • georgmicrodong
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    3 years ago
    When I was younger, in better shape, and still sporting my military short hair cut, I'd get "are you a cop" questions fairly frequently. I guess cops wouldn't be smart enough to disguise themselves as "normal" people or lie about who they are...
  • twentyfive
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    3 years ago
    This happened in a restaurant a number of years ago in Aruba, after dinner my date and I had a lot of leftover food, the waitress was a cute girl from Holland understood English well but had very little grasp of humor or American slang, any way I said "there's too much food for us to finish so instead of packing it in a to go box, could you put this food in a refrigerator. and my lady friend and I will return tomorrow to finish it up in the evening " the clueless waitress said " i have never heard such a request before, but I will ask my manager " and she went to the back, the manager came out took one look at us and said, "You guys are Americans right " he burst out laughing along with us, the poor waitress just didn't see the humor of this all, and started to cry thinking she had committed some horrible infraction, we tried to explain but the Dutch girl just didn't grasp the humor, talk about funny, it happened over ten years ago, we have been back many times to that same restaurant, the manager is also the owner, and every time we enjoy dinner there we all laugh about that time together.
  • Studme53
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    3 years ago
    You wanted the restaurant to but your leftovers in their fridge - to come back and eat the rest the next day?
    I worked at restaurants for a while and never heard that request.

    We had a customer bring leftover pizza in a asked that we reheat it. Manager politely said “sorry, it’s against our policy” but meant “no fucking way - I don’t know where that pizza has been”
  • twentyfive
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    3 years ago
    No I was kidding the waitress, I was flirting a bit with her said that because we were staying in a hotel nearby and had no way to reheat the leftovers my joke was couldn’t they hold them. The meal was so delicious and tomorrow we’d return and finish the leftovers
    It was a bad joke and you obviously didn’t get it either just like the waitress.
    😃😄😃😄
  • Studme53
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    3 years ago
    Ha ha - I’m as slow on the uptake as her!
  • goldmongerATL
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    3 years ago
    I did a similar thing once. I was in a crowded club and my dancer had ordered shots for both of us. The waitress barked out the price and I thought I heard $15. I started to pull out a $20 and she repeated the price. I still could not understand her in all the noise. So I asked her quite loudly did you say $50? FIVE OH?

    People started scrambling! I heard someone yell FIVE OH in the back of the room. At least one couple hurried out a VIP.

    Turns out the shots were on special 2 for $15, LOL!
  • Studme53
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    3 years ago
    The why that can’t have a square dance in the ghetto. Some say “Ho Down” and everybody dives for cover.
  • motorhead
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    3 years ago
    Two blonde strippers left work late one night and began arguing. One says “it’s deer tracks”. The other says, “No, it’s definitely raccoon tracks”. They were still arguing when the train hit them.
  • dirtysecrets
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    3 years ago
    I was in a club in El Paso, enjoying some time in VIP with a Hispanic stripper who spoke good English. Things got pretty hot and heavy and I ended up bringing her to an orgasm. She was surprised, said she never came inside the club and then asked, "How did you do that?" I smiled and said, "Well, I'm magic..."
    Her eyes got super-big and with awe and a bit of fear, she said, "REEEEALLLLYYY?"
    I back-pedaled furiously and told her I did not have any supernatural powers, but I'm still not sure she believed me.
  • gammanu95
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    3 years ago
    Shot, I would have had the West El Paso dancer believe I was a full-fledged Brujo, just to see what I could get away with.
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