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19 Old Year Old Arrested for Having Sex With Horse

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One of the more messed up news stories in my area lately. All I can say is What The Fuck?

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Studme53

Weird story. Very creepy but I doubt the horse was harmed. I don’t get the “denied bail” part. Seems people do a lot worse and get released without bail on their own recognizance.

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doctorevil

So he identified as a stallion. What’s the problem?

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jackslash

He needs to understand that neigh means neigh.

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skibum609

I am sure he was just protesting the treatment of the animal assigned horse at the time of birth.

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gammanu95

I've been told I'm hung like a horse, but it never occurred to me get the opinion straight from the horse's mouth.

I think the crime here is that he failed to get signed consent for vaginal intercourse from the horse.

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shadowcat

What? No sheep available?

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Michigan

Sounds like he was just horsing around.

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bkkruined

I'm going to guess he was more of a giver than the guy here:

en.wikipedia.org

who was a taker... Talk about WTF...

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Muddy

As long as the horse was of age, I'm not going to judge.

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TheeOSU

OK, no doubt that teen is a bizarre creep but am I the only one that finds the comments of the stable owner almost as bizarre and creepy?

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“I felt violated. I felt lost. I felt scared,” Swarr said. “To see that someone would come into my own home and degrade a positive environment left me feeling violated.”

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Tetradon

^ Um, no. Dramatic maybe, but the stable owner didn't just rape a horse.

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Studme53

Ha ha - Let be clear about something- I’m am 100% anti-horse rape!

but I was thinking the same thing theeOSU

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Icee Loco (asshole)

They never mention if they clean all the dirt dust and smegma off the horse dick before fucking it

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Cashman1234

This is an odd story about a creep. It’s sad that he abused a horse. I would highly doubt the horse was injured.

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ATACdawg

Are we sure that it wasn't consensual? Or did the horse indeed say, "NEIGH!" 🐴

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Cashman1234

I’m glad DirtyBurt wasn’t around this horse after he had his cloudy tequila shooters…

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Uprightcitizen

"She believes the man was familiar with how to handle horses, noting his ability to halter and secure the horse near a grain feed to keep it occupied."

At least he bought her dinner first

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Studme53

Don’t vets stick their whole arm up horses’ asses? I know from watching “All Creatures Great and Small” they do that to cows.

Uh…asking for a friend.

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This sport is popular in Canada also. Jul22, 2021

When police found the intruder at the Ottawa stables, he was in a stall with his pants down and his penis up, standing next to a miniature pony that had been tied up and lubed up with massage oil.

“I’m sorry, it’s not what it looks like,” Ryan Dodd, 30, immediately told police officers according to their notes cited at his criminal trial last week for break-and-enter and attempted bestiality, in which he was found guilty of both.

Whatever it looked like, Ottawa police and Ontario Provincial Police officers responding to the break-and-enter call early on Jan. 5, 2019, told him to put his pants on, and he did so, only backwards, saying, “This is embarrassing.”

Police found the smell of scented body oil overwhelming.

Dodd was co-operative with arresting officers and said he had been drinking and did two lines of coke a few hours before breaking into the barn.

The miniature pony, its hair coat left greasy, smelled of perfume for days, and police noted her genitalia appeared shiny.

Police seized an empty bottle of body oil and rope. (The miniature pony had been restrained with one rope around her neck and another around her hind quarters.) Police also seized a pink silicone vagina replica used for masturbation from the pocket of Dodd’s hoodie.

An examination by a veterinarian revealed no trauma to the pony’s vaginal area or rectum. Three swabs showed no semen or oil from the vagina, hamstring region or hind legs.

The veterinarian noted a “copious oily, perfumed substance” on the rump and found that the pony’s vulva was abnormally clean and there was no oily film palpable around the vulva lips.

The successful prosecution by Ottawa Assistant Crown Attorney Tara Dobec proved only attempted bestiality and Dodd’s defence was that it wasn’t at all what it looked like and he had broken into the barn to only masturbate and, in fact, had brought his own replica vagina. The medical examination also showed no sexual assault.

But Dodd, who did not testify in his own defence, was found guilty of attempted bestiality and break and enter.

Police, who responded within 15 minutes of the call, found Dodd’s Chevy pickup truck parked a couple hundred metres down the road from the barn. The engine was still hot.

Dodd was a private in the army and worked as a vehicle technician. He joined the Canadian Armed Forces in January 2013 and was released in February 2017. He had no deployments and was posted mainly to CFB Borden and Petawawa.

The morning he was arrested, just after 3 a.m., Dodd told police he had been dishonourably discharged from the military in 2017.

Dodd will be subjected to a sexual behaviour assessment while he awaits sentencing and is expected to appeal the case later this year.

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Cashman1234

^ the line of “It’s not what it looks like” has been used by so many folks - when it’s usually exactly what it looks like!

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Studme53

Ed Calderon was on the Adam Carrolla Podcast and told a great story about the infamous Donkey Show he witnessed in Tijuana.

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shadowcat

The donkey show is a myth. But I do know that live sex shows between men and women did exist and may still exist. I know because I was at a bordello in the hills overlooking Acapulco Bay when one was taking place.

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goldmongerATL

I know they still do live shows in Amsterdam. There is really only one show but barkers everywhere. Same bored couple 5-6 times a day.

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TheeOSU

"The miniature pony, its hair coat left greasy, smelled of perfume for days, and police noted her genitalia appeared shiny."

"Police seized an empty bottle of body oil and rope. (The miniature pony had been restrained with one rope around her neck and another around her hind quarters."

Imagine that. All that's missing is high heels, duct tape, and a San Jose location.

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doctorevil

Some of the clubs in Bangkok had live sex shows. They were actually kind of boring.

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Tetradon

^ I saw a live sex show in Bangkok. It was not sexy, it was off-putting and mechanical, even lurid.

I hear the Caribbean, Latin America have a lot of them. They do nothing for me.

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Studme53

Shadow - Ed Calderon’s account of the Tijuana Donkey Show sounds pretty legit. I don’t think it’s a myth.

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SirLapdancealot

Apparently sexual attraction to a horse is a "thing". I'd have been more surprised by this if I hadn't caught this documentary, "Zoo", on Netflix when it first came out in 2007:

m.imdb.com

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rattdog

rachel alexandra

zenyatta

hollywood wildcat

monomoy girl

paseana

any one of the above would have been considered 9's or 10's to that 19 year old.

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shadowcat

Studme53- I made my first trip to TJ in 1961 and traveled all over western Mexico by Plane, ship, bus and auto. I drove the Baja before they built the road in a '55 VW dune buggy. I was married to a girl for 27 years that was born and raised in Mexico. She had 6 brothers that came and went over the boarder. There is not much that I have not seen in Mexico. Just Google "Is the TJ donkey show a myth". I think most articles agree that it is.

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Studme53

Ed Calderon has

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Studme53

A shame Leonard Nemoy didn’t do an “In Search of…” for the Tijuana Donkey show.

Shadow, you got to listen to Ed Calderon’s account. It’s full of details and he even claims to have a cell phone picture. If nothing else, it’s hilarious.

It rang true to this gringo.

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shadowcat

In the movie "The Heartbreak Kid" Ben Stiller found a Donkey Show in Cabo. So it must be true. :)

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skibum609

Ratt - appreciated your list, even without Winning Colors, but the hottest of them all was Go for Wand, who would have won every race she ever ran, had she not broken her leg in the Breeder's Cup Distaff (leading by a length at the 16th pole) and was put down on the track, 60 feet from where we were standing. I have never seen anything like it and the vision still upsets me a few times a year. Full discoure - I had borrowed $300 from a criminal friend ($9.00 to my name) on a rainy day at saratoga and bet it all on her to win the Alabama. Of course she ended up being 13 lengths behind winning colors (1 of 2 fillies to ever win the derby) before coming all the way back and winning and as such the question of whether or not my friend would have killed me for not paying him back was never answered.

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Cashman1234

I usually enjoy some out of the ordinary kinks - but I’m not interested in anything known as a donkey show.

I’m not saying anyone might be having fun wrong. It’s not my idea of fun.

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