Posts by farmerart

From time to time a piece of irritating music starts reverberating in my brain and I just can't get rid of it. Driving out to a well site this morning the radio in the F-150…

It is a long weekend in Canada and I brought Hawaii girl out to Rancho farmerart from Toronto for some sexy fun. It is turning into a disaster. My dog hates all women, from my…

shadowcat has a live topic on the board about male pubic grooming/shaving. What about other male body hair and a woman's reaction to it? Apart from male pattern baldness that started 40 years ago I…

Listening to late night radio while waiting for data to be crunched at the super computer centre I heard a fascinating discussion about a penis museum in Iceland. Apparently this museum has thousands of animal…

Comparing women of different ages to countries: 18-20 - like Africa: half discovered, half wild 20-30 - like Canada: fully discovered and perfect 30-35 - like India & Japan: very hot, wise, & beautiful 35-40 - like France: half…

On an unexpected trip to Toronto last week I dropped unannounced into my favourite club hoping for an encounter with a dancer who works there, the dancer I vacationed with in Hawaii. That particular lady…

Praise the lord! In yesterday's budget, the federal government announced that production of pennies in Canada would cease and that the Mint would stop distribution of the cursed coin by this autumn. All pennies outstanding…

My most recent review of No 5 Orange in Vancouver has just been put on the board. I re-read it and realized that I was perhaps a mite too explicit. I keep forgetting the differences…

A club called Chez Pierre in Edmonton has the following lap dance pricing structure: $20/song from opening until 1:00AM $30/song after 1:00AM $40/song after 2:00AM Mileage does not increase as the fee increases. I am most irritated by…