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Is There Something In The Genes That Makes A Stripper?
I was hanging out with my brother today waiting for a parts order in a John Deere dealership. A girl (4 or 5 years old) was waiting for her Dad who was doing the same as us. It was obvious…
24 commentslast: 14 yrs ago(georgmicrodong)
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The French Maid - Calgary.......................RIP
I went to have lunch here today and find this old joint is shuttered. Lease expired in November and was not renewed; the whole block is slated for redevelopment. If I could be called a regular at any one club…
9 commentslast: 14 yrs ago(Clubber)
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How Aggressive Should A PL Be In A Club?
By aggressive I mean how eagerly should a customer seek out dances from a girl who attracts his attention? By nature and personality I am a gung-ho, let's get the ball rollin' kind of guy. I refuse to sit around…
47 commentslast: 14 yrs ago(LeeH)
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So,.......What Happened To Tuscl?
I just returned from my Hawaiian vacation and find a completely new tuscl. Old guys like me do not deal with change gracefully. My suspicions are that these changes were done to accommodate those ridiculous hand held browsers.
Old guys…
22 commentslast: 14 yrs ago(minnow)
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Pogonophobic Dancer ??
I was killing time this early afternoon in a Calgary SC waiting for my vacation flight and approached a beauty for private dances. This lovely looked at me disdainfully and said:
"I don't dance for you…
23 commentslast: 14 yrs ago(JuiceBox69)
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Christmas Greetings From Canada's North
I am spending Christmas in the exploration camp with two of my employees just to maintain the monster machinery while drilling is shut down. Yahoo! No sunshine; up here at this time of year there are barely 4 hours of…
9 commentslast: 14 yrs ago(motorhead)
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So Hilarious That I Had To Share
Coming into the office shack to read my favourite newspaper online I stumbled across this hilarious link:
http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/40855
For more info here is the newspaper's web address:
http://www.theglobeandmail.com
6 commentslast: 14 yrs ago(deogol)
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motorhead Vented - Now It Is My Turn
motorhead vented about tats.
My vent is about lousy English. I hear the most appalling English from dancers in SCs and there is a pile of English dreck here on tuscl as well. I educated myself by reading and now,…
37 commentslast: 14 yrs ago(CTQWERTY)
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This Struck Me As Hilarious
Catching up on reading old reviews I noticed the address of The Penthouse Club in Philadelphia. That club is on Castor Ave. Seeing that, I split my gut with laughter. Castor is the French word for 'beaver'. The thought of…
6 commentslast: 14 yrs ago(xpando)
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Add New Club and Review At Same Time
I just spent a few hours at a club that has never been reviewed. I entered the details of the club (as I knew them) and attempted to write my review. Not possible for me. Did I screw up? Or…
6 commentslast: 14 yrs ago(CTQWERTY)
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Weather Report From farmerart For Clubber (In Metric)
The first big storm of the season has hit my exploration camp. There has been 'pussy' frost since September but the real deal has finally arrived here, 6500km north of Miami. 30cm of snow, winds howling at 70-80kph, temperatures falling…
21 commentslast: 14 yrs ago(shadowcat)
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Christmas/New Year's In Hawaii With A Dancer
Am I goofy even to be contemplating this? Conditions in my business are causing me more stress than I have ever experienced before in my life, intensely exciting but very stressful. I will be going to an isolated resort in…
23 commentslast: 14 yrs ago(farmerart)

