Posts by farmerart

I was pressed into service today to haul a load of OCTP out to the well sites. Waiting for the load to be made up I drive the Kenworth to a nearby SC to kill…

Sitting in my truck watching rigs chew stone is boring so I spent some wasted hours re-reading my old posts on tuscl. OUCH!! When I started posting on tuscl I was so naive it was…

Today I was touring the three well sites on the go for my new venture. I get to the third site only moments after an accident (roughneck had a fall) and the toolpush says if…

I posted a discussion on Canada-US SC differences a few months ago: what is legal in Canada can be illegal in US. A significant difference in the SC cultures in the two countries is the…

Canada has just voted in the fourth federal election since 2006 and my country has made just about the worst choice possible from my perspective. We have a majority Conservative government for the first time…

Heard this joke at the local watering hole last night: Neurosurgeon consults with prospective patient about brain transplant: Surgeon, "There are three brains available for your transplant surgery. Nuclear physicist - $1000; Philosophy professor - $2000; Blonde…

In this era of texting I was amazed recently to have a dancer give me her professionally printed business card with phone numbers and e-mail address for arranging OTC. I never take my Blackberry to…

Last summer there were some threads here on tuscl about public sex acts with strippers. These salacious stories tormented me because I had experienced nothing remotely close to anything described in these threads. I finally…

For a kid growing up in the 50s and reaching puberty in the early 60s Elizabeth Taylor was right up there in my juvenile teen-age jerk-off fantasies. Her sweltering sex appeal tormented me for a…