Reviews by AnonymousJim

I've now made two trips to the Hardware Store and have decided that, as far as clubs in Wisconsin go, this might be the one where you truly do get the best mileage, at least…

There is no place like Detroit's Penthouse Club. No place. It's not perfect, but what is. It is what a club should be, if you throw out the fact you will have to pay at…

I had one night in Detroit to make the most of things, so I went in with a plan, knowing I was arriving at the airport around 10 p.m.: Start at Flight Club and see…

Indianapolis clubs are occasionally accused of being overrated. This trip to Dancers didn't do much to dispel that rumor. Showed up around 1 a.m. Place is shaped like a giant, rectangular box with the bar…

TNT makes more sense to me now than it used to. Business took me in a westerly direction a few weeks ago, so I figured I'd stop in. Got in around 9 o'clock or so,…

Made my second trip to TNT last weekend. I'm still trying to figure this place out, however. TNT is in the middle ... of ... nowhere. Lebanon, Wis. is a little northeast of Watertown and…

I've cautiously worked Silk back into my regular rotation of clubs, mostly because of one dancer I've kind of become enamored with. I'll try not to focus on her, however, as A) She's very much…

When I visited Brad's Brass Flamingo back in its heyday, one of the things that always jumped out at me was how many dancers there had implants. Big, obviously fake, boobs. I didn't…

I get to the Detroit area once or twice a year, but having read about some changes going on in the Detroit scene, I decided to forego my usual trip to the Penthouse Club and…

July 2 was a kind of crazy night for Polekatz. With many having Friday the 3rd off, it was a de facto Friday night at the club, yet Polekatz decided to put on a…

Travel was supposed to take me into Michigan, within shouting distance of Detroit, but plans got derailed and I ended up only going as far as Chicago. Half-literally from the Penthouse to the outhouse.…

Scores is at both an advantage and a disadvantage with its location so close to O'Hare. The advantage is it can be a draw for both some of the richest folks in the Midwest…

I've posted the last three reviews of this club here, and the last review that wasn't me was from back in June. That should say something: This place is out in the middle…

Silk on the weekends becomes a party place, with lots of guys, girls, couples, you name it. But I decided to check it out on an early-week weeknight to see if it's a little…

I've been to this club four times now. First time, the place had just opened and the visit was decidedly 'meh'. Second time was my last review; it was awesome. Third…

Decided to stop in on a recent road trip, just to see what things were like outside my realm. Place is a warehouse-type building that is clearly a club from the neon outside but…

Wisconsin mongers take note: This might be a hidden gem, both literally and figuratively as the worst part about it is how hard it is to find. The first thing to know is…

I've been to clubs in four states since the last time I went to Silk, which once upon a time was a regular haunt of mine but is now fairly low on my list.…

Ah ... Detroit. The city that does clubbing the way it's supposed to be done. Yes, America's Bankrupt City has a lot of things wrong with it, but one flower that has bloomed…

Hard to believe I haven't reviewed this place yet, but I don't believe I have. <br> <br> I made one trip to its original biker-esque iteration, Heart Breakers (known for its ubiquitous newspaper ads and Cessna-pulled…

In what seems to be becoming a subconscious effort to see what this club look like every day of the week, I tried it on a Monday this time. Results were far better than…

Decided to give this place a second chance, albeit this time on a weekend night rather than a Thursday night as previously. Glad I did. The place is small and doesn't either look…

I'm pretty much ready to write off OTB on weeknights. Went again and had a similar experience to my last one. In fact, a much less interesting one, which is pretty remarkable, given…

Finally, at long last, got back to Polekatz after each progressive visit before it was better and better, but just didn't have business in Chicago for a long, long time. Had been looking forward…

Came in here after a weird experience at another club. In a way, it's a little unfair for me to evaluate the club based on this trip because the place ... was ... dead.…