Reviews by AnonymousJim

I wasn't excited to spend time in Chicago recently due to reasons not worth getting into here, but I was able to make five club visits when there. 1. Gold Room, Thursday night 2. Scores, Thursday…

Hi kids. Let's talk about Atlantis. If my opening tone seems simplistic, that's because there's not going to be a heck of a lot to tell you in this review. You're going to have to…

We pause from bracketology on the discussion board to bring you a review of a trip I made to Polekatz in recent weeks. This one was odd because I felt like I got ripped off,…

I'm starting to feel like the best thing one can do when reviewing these clubs is to compare them to other possible local options when one is familiar with those other options. That said, my…

Gold Room has its good points and its bad points. Walking you through a single visit is probably enough to outline both. The club is easy enough to find, about 10 minutes south of O'Hare…

For all the rave reviews of the Geisha House here, it's important to emphasize the place isn't perfect. Here are the big takeaways I had from a recent trip: If you pick a time that's…

I don't club much in Milwaukee much anymore, even though it is my home base. If I had to recommend a Milwaukee club to anyone, I'd probably start with OTB or Silk's original location on…

Silk Madison serves its purpose when you consider what Madison's other options are. In Madison, you can basically do one of four things if you want to see naked women: 1. Go out into rural Sun…

I try to get to Detroit once or twice a year, literally only for the clubbing. Detroit offers the opportunity to do things other Midwest cities don't, so it becomes a destination. On a trip…

Bristol is the kind of place I think you only seek out if you have a reason. To be totally honest, if you're of the mind to procure adult services in Madison and you have…

Decided to make my second-ever visit to The Geisha Bath House a few weeks back on a Friday afternoon. This was before our nation's leadership decided to be a giant buzzkill about such things online,…

Had a Friday off from work a few weeks ago, so decided to venture toward Madison to see might be out in that direction. Decided on Club Bristol because of my last trip. In my…

I was in the Windy City for a full weekend, so I decided to try and make the most of it by first visiting a CF at Scores. Unfortunately, though, I think I've worn out…

Scores has settled back into being my favorite stop on the club tour. It has just the right balance of a number of factors. Went on a Saturday. Got in around 10:45 p.m. or so.…

While I've been trying to take a break from clubbing, it's tough not to pay a visit to an old favorite when out on the road, especially when I know it's a place I don't…

Was passing through this neck of the woods, so figured I'd stop in and see if the fall has brought any new or better talent out. Arrived to signage on the outside that says "Under…

"Up North Wisconsin" is defined differently by just about every person you ask in the Great Lakes states, but it's generally agreed that once you get above, say, Manitowoc, you're there, even if you're in…

When one thinks of Milwaukee, or southeastern Wisconsin, strip clubs, Silk is the first one that comes to mind. Folks with long memories and few actual club visits might say Heartbreakers because of the plane…

Detroit, obviously, has a lot of strip club options, and is notorious for being far less restrictive club-wise than just about anyplace else in the country. In a city with this many choices, it's important…

For the first time in what I think is now five visits to The Penthouse Club, or an average of about one a year, I walked away unsatisfied, having not even taken a dancer for…

Stopped out a few weeks ago on a Saturday night. Took me by a little by surprise. TNT is a club in the middle of nowhere, not unlike its competition, The Hardware Store in Clyman…

Decided to change things up and check out Gold Club for the first time. I have been a fan of Scores for a long time and have met some amazing dancers at PoleKatz, so I…

I first visited Brad's about eight or nine years ago or so. Got some stunningly good dances from some hot ladies. I had my first OTC experience at Brad's about six years ago. Blew my…

I've worked Silk back into my semi-regular rotation on occasion and it's been for a specific reason: Variety. I find the selection of girls at Silk to be better and more diverse when making multiple…

For as great as this place can be for a customer, it can be annoying if a few factors come together like they did for me the other night. I ended up having my first…