Drive The Mileage to Get The Mileage

I've now made two trips to the Hardware Store and have decided that, as far as clubs in Wisconsin go, this might be the one where you truly do get the best mileage, at least right now. That's notable because, for the most part, Wisconsin clubs tend to be low on mileage. However, I've found this one has plenty enough to satisfy most mongers.

Mileage is the only reason you go here, and if you're smart, you can get it from a decent quality of dancer. You're not going here because it's close to anywhere near you, you want a super posh club or you want a great party night. You're going here for mileage, unless you're one of the folks that lives in the area and just comes by because it's one of only a few bars open close by. And it's worth noting that most of the clientele seems to be of that nature: Older, farmer types, or guys who appear to be migrant workers killing time at night. If you go here wearing a suit, you're going to be out of place.

Clyman is in the middle of nowhere. It's 20 miles north of Johnson Creek, which is about halfway between Milwaukee and Madison, and 10 miles north of Watertown. There are a lot of different ways you can get there from Milwaukee, but you're looking at about an hour trek through a lot of empty country. Some of the roads are curvy and home to deer, so be careful driving at night.