sinclair's Review

I went to Miss Kitty’s on a Thursday night at 00:45. There was a $10 cover charge after being buzzed through a door in the vestibule into the strip club. The bar is to the immediate right. Sincweisers were $5. Bottles of water and sodas were $4. There are two square island stages with poles. One is on the left side, and one is on the right side. There are pool tables on the far left side of the room. The private dance area is on the far right side past the bar. There is a smoking patio out back if you go through a door in the back left corner of the floorplan.

There were seven dancers working. Three dancers were white, and four dancers were black. At the top end of the line-up were two younger black dancers that looked to be around 21 years old that graded out at a 5 and 5.5. One of the slimmer white dancers was a 5.5, but spent most of the time in the dressing room. The other entertainers were all in the 1 to 4 range. One of the white dancers looked mid-40's. I only saw one dancer perform on stage the entire time I was there. I think with there being only four customers, the dancers were mailing it in and getting ready for the 03:00 closing. At one point a fat black stripper with saggy boobs and a baby-battered stomach sat down at my table. I told her I was not interested. She got angry and said I needed to tip her. I told her I never invited her to plop down at my table. She said if I didn't give her money, she was going to have the bouncer kick me out. I said, "Perfect." She talked to the bouncer, but nothing happened to me. Miss Kitty’s has always been the kind of club where you knew going in most of the line-up was too ugly to work at Hustler Club or Scarlett’s Cabaret, but you hoped that you would find one or two outliers that could show you a good time. In the past I always found one or two diamonds in the rough, but tonight that was not the case.

To get lap dances, you need to purchase a wristband for $20. Lap dances were quoted at one song for $40 for one, two songs for $70, or three songs for $100. Extras are possible. There is not much privacy, but that is not much of an issue since there is usually no one else getting “private” dances at the same time due to the high costs.