sinclair's Review

I went to C-Mowe’s Show Club at 16:00 on a Friday. This club is only open from noon until 19:00 daily. The building is a pole barn surrounded by a chain link fence. The parking lot is gravel. There was no cover charge. A long bar takes up most of the back wall. Lexi was bartending. Sincweisers were $6. A shot of tequila for a stripper was $12. There is a stage with a pole on both the left and right sides of the room, but neither were used because this is not your typical strip club with stage dancing, stage tipping, and lap dances. More on this later. Two VIP rooms are through a door to the left of the bar. The washrooms, an antique jukebox, and a cigarette vending machine are to the right of the bar on the back wall. The rest of the open space contains a pool table, a foosball table, and a vending machine with snacks.

There were ten ladies working. Four were white girls in their twenties: Violet, Valentine, Divine, and one other blonde whose name escapes me, possibly Ginger. Violet was thin and about 5’4”. She had A cups, brown hair, and blue eyes. Valentine was blonde with brown eyes and B cups. She has a scar on her left thigh and a birthmark on her right cheek. Divine had black hair and was twenty-four. She had A cups, a big tattoo on her left upper arm, and smoked Newports. She was shaking from possibly being on drugs and talked like she was black even though she was as white as Casper. The next four ladies in the line-up were porkers. The final two ladies looked to be ancient lot lizards: Marlene and Ashley. Marlene has supposedly been working at C-Mowes since it opened. She has brown hair, wears glasses, and looks sixty. Ashley has frizzly blonde hair, D cups, wrinkly skin, and looks to be in her fifties.

Nobody gets lap dances here, but if you really want a lap dance, dancers will do them out in the main room with no privacy. You can touch the dancers all over. I was told by one entertainer that she did two songs for $40. All of the clientele come to C-Mowe’s for the VIP room option. I was told the VIP room was $360: $300 to the entertainer, $60 to the house. The VIP rooms are full service. So many guys were wanting to use the VIP rooms that there was a waiting list by the time men were getting off of work on a Friday afternoon.