sinclair's Review

I went to Coz’s Eight Ball Lounge on a Friday night at 21:45. The parking lot is behind the building, and the entrance is through a door in the rear. You pay the cover charge through a small window and then are allowed in. For persons twenty-one years old and over, the cover charge is $10. For persons eighteen through twenty years old, the cover charge is $20. A twelve ounce can of Sincweiser was $7. All domestic beers were in cans. Imports and specialty beers were $8. Those beers were in bottles. For whatever reason, the majority of people drink Coors Light in Cadillac. Cans of soda were $4. Plastic bottles of water were $1.25.

Coz’s Eight Ball Lounge is a cross between a dive bar, a billiard hall, and a gentlemen’s club. There are pool tables scattered around the floorplan, and Coz’s hosts pool tournaments. There is only one stage. It is a square about a foot off of the ground against the north wall. There is one pole on the stage and a railing on the back wall for the dancers to make use of. Dancers pick their music off of a TouchTunes jukebox. Dancers get topless on stage. Customers can touch the dancers on stage. Dancers hop off the stage and give patrons mini lap dances during their stage sets. There is a lot of boobs-to-the-face action.

There were ten dancers working on a Friday night. Dancers would do three song sets on stage. All of the dancers were Caucasian, and outside of Rocket, all of the talent was in their thirties or early forties. I would also say that all of the dancers, not including the one I just mentioned, had some wear and tear from having kids. Ruby had to be at least 220 pounds. Jojo looks to be at least 42 years old. There were many others with stretch marks and tits that sagged when released from their push-up bra. Rocket was the most attractive and youngest dancer working here. She was in her mid-twenties with pierced B cups and a shapely ass. She had a gothic aesthetic and was a solid 7. All the rest of the dancers would grade out between a 2 and a 5 on a 10-point scale. A group of twenty-something female customers came in to consume alcohol, and they were exceedingly more attractive than the dancer crew.