sinclair's Review

I went to Suzy’s Lounge on a Tuesday at 22:00. There was no cover charge. The bar is on the right side and in front of you as you enter. There are three taps on the bar that are no longer in use; all beer is in bottles. Sincweisers were $5. The stage is against the front wall to the immediate left of the entrance. It has two poles and is about two feet off of the ground. Two pool tables and a vending machine with cigarettes and chips are on the left. The whole building had a funky smell, possibly from mildew, that set off my allergies.

There were six dancers working: Roxy, Piper, Egypt, Gemini, KK, and Ally. Three dancers were white, two dancers were Hispanic, and one dancer was black. All of the dancers had some belly, ranging from chunky to obese. Dancers are required to change their outfit for every stage set. Not a single dancer was over a 5 on a 10 point scale. The MILF bartender was probably the best looking female on the premises. Dancers do a two song set on stage. Nobody tipped the stage. There is a tip parade, so you are going to get stuck subsidizing these porkers. Some dancers will not move along if you give them just a dollar. They will turn their lard ass around and say something like, "Give me another one for the back." Dancers pick their music off a computer in the wall to the right of the entrance. There was a sign reminding dancers to not play songs with the word "nigger" or "fuck". There was a lot of reggaeton played.

Private dances take place in an area in the back right corner of the room behind the bar. It is pretty open to the point where there is no privacy, and just about everyone can see you back there. Topless lap dances were $25 per song. Nude lap dances were $45 per song. You have to prepay for the dances at the bar. None of the other half dozen customers, nor myself, bothered to waste money on lap dances.