sinclair's Review

I went to Fanny’s on a Saturday night at 00:30. The strip club is located at the end of a strip mall next to a restaurant called Wacky Wings. There was a $7 cover charge. You are given a red paper ticket for reentry. Patrons have to go outside the front door to smoke. The strip club was packed like a sardine can with a younger crowd that was mostly under forty years of age. I could not get a table or seat and had to stand the entire time. The main stage is a large island on the right side of the room with a couple two and a half meter tall stationary poles. Two dancers would simultaneously be performing. The bar is on the left wall, and the crowd density made it difficult to get a drink. Domestic beers were $7, while premium beers were $8. A shot of Jagermeister was $7. Not long after I arrived, Budweiser got completely sold out. I went to the bullpen and started drinking Labatt Blue. Soon that was also sold out. By closing time, almost the entire beer coolers behind the bar were empty. Only piss like Mexican beer was still in stock. These Canucks drank like it was the eve of Prohibition. If you come in hungry, only pizza and snacks are served. There is a pool table at the front of the club.

There were about twenty dancers working. Overall, the line-up was above average with talent ranging between a 5 and a 9 if you tossed out the lone fat dancer. Dancers were all Caucasian, except for one entertainer of African descent. All dancers were in their twenties or early thirties. Dancers did two song sets on stage. All dancers got completely nude by the second song. A couple of the standouts were Angel, a blonde 9, and Pleasure, a raven-haired 8.

Nude private dances are $20 per song. The private dances take place in one of nine booths with almost complete privacy at the back of the floorplan. Dancers put handkerchiefs on your lap so their bare pussy doesn't come in contact with your pants. Customers can touch the dancers everywhere except their vaginas.