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started 10 yrs ago
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I miss my wife
posted by
JohnSmith69

Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job will still suck.

Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So they'd have at least one way to…

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started 10 yrs ago
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A stripper is walking down the street...
posted by
JohnSmith69

A stripper is walking down the street in civilian clothes with her shirt unbuttoned.. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's…

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started 10 yrs ago
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My date with an OTC virgin
posted by
JohnSmith69

So I met the OTC virgin. Despite the doubts of many (including me) she showed.

When I evaluate a new dancer, I have to be careful not to compare her to the most awesome stripper…

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started 10 yrs ago
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I have become
posted by
JohnSmith69

comfortably numb.

Great song. Never listened to the words before.

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started 10 yrs ago
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Biggest stage tips
posted by
JohnSmith69
  1. What's the biggest stage tip you have ever given a dancer?

  2. What's the biggest stage tip you've ever seen?

  3. What's the biggest stage tip you've ever heard about?

For me:

  1. $150 to…
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started 10 yrs ago
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The brotherhood of stripper enthusiasts
posted by
JohnSmith69

I believe that a love of strippers is a unifying characteristic of mankind that has the potential to bridge otherwise insurmountable social differences. A case in point.

The DS wants to go to a nail…

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started 10 yrs ago
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A busy summer
posted by
JohnSmith69

I posted a couple of weeks ago about a dancer who I cancelled an OTC date with cause she kept nickel and dimming me. Worst part is she says no blow job.

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Well,…

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started 10 yrs ago
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Was this inappropriate?
posted by
JohnSmith69

Stripper texts me and says "why don't you come in and see me tonight." My response: "I might be able to ... but only if you can text me a picture of your…