Posts by JohnSmith69

So I encountered a new form of stripper lies recently, at least it was new to me. I'm in the club to play with the DS. She sent me a text the day before and told me she would be…

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1. What kind of car do you drive? 2. What do you, realistically speaking, plan for your next car to be.

I have long been an advocate of kissing strippers as a relatively low risk activity. Turns out I was apparently wrong and there are risks involved that I did not appreciate. Also turns out in fact that a whole host…

Q. How does shadow cat know if a stripper has been using his new Mustang? A. The stick shift is still wet.

I particularly lust after the avatars of Jestrite, Lopaw, ATACdawg, Tiredtraveler, Jabberwock, and azdd (especially if those tits are real). Would you guys mind posting links to the girls' larger pictures so we can see them up close?…

I don't use drugs except occasionally alcohol. However the DS smokes pot, and we are going to start partaking together. I'm wondering whether we should get high before or after sex. Does pot enhance or diminish sexual…

For the new year, I am wondering whether I should diversify a little bit and quit spending so much of my strip club time, energy, and money on my dream stripper. She's been virtually my entire focus for the…

Jokes about strippers and blow jobs Q: Why was the stripper upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because the examiner gave her an "F" in sex even though she blew him. Q: How do you get a stripper off of…

To the inexperienced, a strip club might seem like a pretty safe environment to work in from the standpoint of work place accidents. But I saw an example recently of why that is not necessarily true. A dancer…

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We all know that it gets tougher to find suitable civilians to date/fuck as you get older. It's especially hard when you reach your 60s and 70s and the available dating pool is as wrinkled as you are.…