Posts by JohnSmith69

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Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job? A: After five years your job will still suck. Q: Why did God give men penises? A: So they'd have at least one way to…

A stripper is walking down the street in civilian clothes with her shirt unbuttoned.. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's…

So I met the OTC virgin. Despite the doubts of many (including me) she showed. When I evaluate a new dancer, I have to be careful not to compare her to the most awesome stripper…

comfortably numb. Great song. Never listened to the words before.

1. What's the biggest stage tip you have ever given a dancer? 2. What's the biggest stage tip you've ever seen? 3. What's the biggest stage tip you've ever heard about? For me: 1. $150 to…

I believe that a love of strippers is a unifying characteristic of mankind that has the potential to bridge otherwise insurmountable social differences. A case in point. The DS wants to go to a nail…

I posted a couple of weeks ago about a dancer who I cancelled an OTC date with cause she kept nickel and dimming me. Worst part is she says no blow job. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=35819 Well,…

Stripper texts me and says "why don't you come in and see me tonight." My response: "I might be able to ... but only if you can text me a picture of your…