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15 years ago
lol clubber...........
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15 years ago
wizeoldman.com
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15 years ago
wow.........thanks for the feedback guys!!!!!!!!!!!
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15 years ago
I love it.....how true........have made alot of statements like that....
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15 years ago
Steve,
Thanks for the feedback, let me know what sort of opportunities you have out there.
Actually I was just wondering when you do something like this if it is a charge per guy or a hourly type charge.....new to this and don't want to be taken advantage if I chose to do this.
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15 years ago
7-Up Factory
Any sizeable club where ALL dancers are 7ish and Up
A.S.S-C
alt.sex.strip-clubs - A newsgroup devoted to strip clubs. Visit them at http://www.ass-c.com or alt.sex.strip-clubs. You can also find a good gloss there too.
Air Dance
A lame lap dance. No contact whatsoever. None. And there are no refunds. If you get these frequently, maybe you need to shower more than once a week.
ATF
All Time Favorite - a patron's favorite dancer. If you have one of these, please see PL lower in the gloss.
ATM
The dancer's euphanism for a PL. Don't be one of these.
BBBJ
Bare Back Blow Job. BJ sans condom. Felatio Make sure you get to a clinic afterwards.
BBFS
Bare Back Full Service (aka Russian Roulette)
Bird Dog
A bouncer that watches over the private dance room. (Shadowcat)
Blue Light Shoppers
Cheap guys who come in and wait for only the two-for-one dance specials, nurse a drink all night long. AKA Tuesday's @ Deja Vu. (Sparkz40)
Boobie Bashing
Smothering your face in her boobs in order for her to retrieve a tip you have placed in your mouth. A Stevie done for money. (Lowlander)
COI
City of Industry. A city east of Los Angeles, CA
DATY
Dine at the Y, cunilingus
DFK
Deep French Kiss
Extras
Prostitution, done within a stripclub with at least the tacit permission of the management. Extras are normally performed with your pants down and are classified into HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service management will allow. (Lowlander)
F/S or FS
Full Service, and we aint talking about the gas station, even though there is pumping going on.
Friction Dance
A contact dance performed with the dancer's legs on the floor inside of yours, as opposed to a true lap, where she climbs on top of your lap. Also known as a crotch dance. (Lowlander)
Full Contact
A lap dance where a statistically significant amount of touching and/or grinding takes place. Comes in two basic varieties:
"ONE WAY": at a minimum the dancer grinds your crotch with her ass with the intent of getting you off in your pants. Enhanced variations can include her rubbing her tits in your face, stroking your package, nibbling you. pinching you, etc. Often you will be allowed some limited touching of the girl (thighs, ass) but "limited" is the operative word in a ONE WAY.
"TWO WAY": where in addition to the above you are free to feel the dancers tits, ass, sometimes crotch, etc. Enhanced variations can include kissing, licking and sucking her nipples, slipping a finger or two in her kitty, oral sex. Can get very intimate.
GFE
Girl Friend Experience - usually a term reserved for escorts, but it has spilled over into strip club lingo. Not sure if it's a good thing though, as I have never had a girlfriend give me a nasty grinding lap dance. I'd much rather have a HASE.
HASE
Hot Ass Stripper Experience - One or more strippers having wild passionate sex with me just cause they like the bulge in the FRONT of my pants. (A guy can dream, can't he?)
Hoover
A British term, to vacuum, named after the vacuum cleaners. When used in Canadian clubs, it means to "suck all the money out of your pockets" (Sparkz40)
ITC
Inside The Club - As opposed to OTC (Outside The Club).
Juiced
When the Dancer is able to take all the money that you came in the Strip Joint with. See PL. (Sergeant)
Lap Dance
AKA a lap or LD. Any more-or-less intimate performance that a female dancer does for you alone for additional money with you in a sitting (or lying) position with your pants up. Almost always advertised as involving some form of contact. A LD may be totally public or completely private or anything in between. (Lowlander)
LFK
Light French Kiss
Mileage
Just how much shit you can get away with.
Mini-Lap
A Lap Dance where the dancer leaves the stage and performs the lap for a few seconds out in public, usually for $1 or $2. (Lowlander)
Nipple Feels
The act of tipping a dancer between her breasts so that you can cop a feel of her nipple when she grabs for your dollar. (Lowlander)
OTC
Outside The Club - Meeting with a dancer for anything from an after work snack at Denny's to a dinner date to an escort session. Not usually approved of by the club or by many dancers.
Pervert Row
Dancers call the seats around the the stage , nearest the stairs, Pervert Row because the poor tipping guys who sit here try desperate measures to get free close up views when the girls are coming and going off the stage, somehow think the girls won't notice them. Sure giveaway you're a PL if you sit here and nurse one drink for three hours. (Sparkz40)
PL
Pathetic Loser - get a grip, she's not in love with you, she just wants your money. All of it.
RC (Raincoater)
A patron who doesn't care what a dancer looks like or how old she is as long as she can squat and pump.
RIL--Regular In Love
A PL who gives big money to one dancer for laps in the hope that the "date" outside the club will actually happen. He is too smitten to understand that there will never be a date, just his empty wallet.
ROB
Rip Off Bitch - Stay away, stay far away from these dancers, unless you're a PL.
Rock
Customer who sits in a strip club, buys the 2 drink minimum (nurses both), doesn't get lap dances, doesn't tip the girls, doesn't tip the bartenders/waitresses and sits there ALL night. Don't be a Rock!
RTW
Putting bills into a stripper's garter all the way around her leg and making her look like a Christmas Tree with money. (Sergeant)
SCL
Stripclublist - another website with info on this hobby (now defunct).
Six-Foot Rule
A Florida law which stated that a dancer must be at least six feet away from her customer. This led to the appeals court. (Lowlander)
Spectator
1). Guy who sits and ogles everyone else's dance but never buys one of his own; 2). Guy who sits at Pervert Row all night but refuses to tip the girls on stage. (Also known as a PL) No one likes a spectator! (nawlins)
SS
See Stripper Shit
Stage Dance
Any public performance by a female dancer done on stage with the intent of arousing men and for which you do not have to pay any more money (except for optional tips). The classic striptease, in all its infinite variety. (Lowlander)
Stevie
When a dancer puts your face between her boobs - so even Stevie Wonder would know he's in a strip club! (Sparkz40)
Stripper Shit
Anything a stripper tells you to separate you from your money. This could range from "my car broke down" to "my boyfriend doesn't fuck me anymore" to "my, you have a huge cock" to "do you work out a lot?" Good luck sorting it out. The good strippers are masters at the shit
Table Dance
An air dance where everyone knows before the dance begins that there will be no contract. (Lowlander)
TF
Tittie Fuck
TOFTT
Take one for the Team
TUSCL
The Ultimate Strip Club List - where you're at now. Man, you do need to get a clue.
Two-Foot Rule
A Florida law which states that a dancer must keep both feet on the floor. This led to friction dancing. (Lowlander)
UHM
Ultra High Mileage
VHM
Very High Mileage
Whale
A club patron who ties up one or more of your desired dancers for one hour plus, often in VIP room, for many consecutive dances. (minnow)
YMMV
Your Mileage May Vary - Don't expect to receive the same treatment unless you fork out the same amount of dollars.
YMWV
Your Mileage Will Vary
Zbone
The local expert in the Los Angeles Area. Visit him at www.zbone.com
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15 years ago
in the glossary tab on the right side.
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15 years ago
I personally go because I find it to be remarkably arousing to know that all eyes in a given club are on me. It is a huge turn on to know that almost every man in the audience wants me in some form or fashion.
I can assure you it has nothing to do with money but only the fantasy.
I will continue to go when I can and have no interest in becoming a full time dancer. I can go on stage and be who I want to be......elegant or slutty it is all about the fantasy and the way I feel. It is nice to know when I get a wild feeling about me that I can go on stage and release a bit........and I don't have a problem helping the guys release a bit too!!!!!!!
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15 years ago
www.secretsinlace.com
Please inquire further for address and shipping directions.
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15 years ago
clubber-- very difficult to get the coffee taste out, if you are interested I do prefer a carmel maquiado though
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15 years ago
agreed chandler
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15 years ago
i will not ever wear the platform heels....i personally think a nice pair of pumps are quite danty and sexy, I have had no complaints
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15 years ago
way to busy of a post for me to comment on and i am not even blonde...........
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15 years ago
i prefer 10 inches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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15 years ago
Not yet , but i want to drop by........if i do i will let you know and maybe even give it a review so I can read the other reviews..............
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15 years ago
I have be referred to as "juicy judy"
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15 years ago
what do you want me to say clubber?
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15 years ago
From my experience, I prefer K-Y for that application Philip.
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15 years ago
Philip A. Stein- I have used most of these products mentioned here.....to me it all depends on the application. If lube is needed for a HJ I would recommend Wet platinum.......but we would need more specific information and for what application you are refering to as to what is best. Let me know what your need is and I will commenton it.
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15 years ago
I really don't think it is about being lazy.....the only way I could change my tummy issues is to get surgery and I am not open to that. It is that reason I will ALWAYS have my midsection covered. To dat eI have had zero complaints about this. For the most part I have found that once you place a set of 36 ddd's into the equation all their problems seem to subside.........
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15 years ago
your welcome hun......i don't shop that much
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15 years ago
Well i was not thinking that........................but
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15 years ago
Hmmmmmmmmmm......well Tom, just send me a ticket and leave me a charge card when you are at work and you won't need to go to a club!!!!!!!!!
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15 years ago
Philip A. Stein -I've been to Everything A Girl Wants in Jackson a few times. They carry a lot of stripper gear. I've bought a pair of platforms once and some fishnet stockings and sleeves another time....
Who did you buy these items for?
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15 years ago
a HJ is just that.....it is up to the dancer to be creative to make it fun and worth while for the guy.
I personally try to make it fun for my guy in a couple of different ways. I first try to evaluate what he is in to.....some guys like the slow sensual type and others will prefer the all out as fast as you can go method. I usually will mix a combination of both during my songs, once again dpending on the situation. I have learned that some spit goes along way and I usually will include a lick or two if I like the guy and his unit.
Each situation is different.
I have had a few that turned out to be just as enjoyable for me as it was him!!!!!!!!.....but size plays a role in that...........at least for me.