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Welcome CTQWERTY VIP Membership (expires February 20, 2016) My Message Box Edit Profile & Options View My Profile My Hotlist My Location My Photos My Reviews My Blogs My Articles Ignore List Logout Top Ten Clubs1.Adelitas • Tijuana, Mexico 2.Hong Kong •…
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Credit goes to "Fish7117": "My friends an I had a great time talking to the strippers. Most of them were attending community college. The tattoo to tooth ratio was a little high at this joint. That just made the "extras" that…
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Okay, MNF being a blowout sent me surfing with the remote. I came across "Southern Fried Stings". It's a private detective reality tv show, which sure seems awfully staged. That said, the first segment took place at…
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The same club visited twice in 24 hours … Sam saw the reviews first and referred it to me. We've both been to the club, with me having had a worse experience than Sam (to my knowledge.) fun24yrold…
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Bachelor parties seem to really get screwed at strip clubs. They are chum for the sharks ... Penthouse Executive Club 603 W 45th St New York City, New York 212-245-0002 qman54 October 25, 2010 Visited on: Thursday Evening Dancers on Shift: 11-25 Rating Physical Club: 1 Dancer Quality: 6 $…
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A Vegas club review... "The nude grandmother that won the $1000 in the “Grandmother I like to F **K†was in her 70s. Her big move on stage was to touch her toes. She was not very flexible. No pole tricks…
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Check out this about The Spearmint Rhino in Dallas, TX. http://www.tuscl.net/d.php?DID=2815
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www.altavista.com is a competing search engine (with Google and Yahoo!). Go there, and type in "TUSCL" and hit enter. The first info returned is "TUSCL Image Results", and you'll see a familiar (former) avatar!
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Just checked a couple of popular clubs on TUSCL ... noticed the stored reviews per club only include the 25 most recent ones written. Probably a wise decision in that the old reviews don't garner much readership, etc.
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UGH! I said no politely about 10 times today. Finally shot girl asks "Can I have a $1?" I remained polite and said no, but my brain was thinking shot girl will one day drive…
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Met up with a dancer (female!) who claimed to have won two boys' state wrestling titles in the state of Michigan. Says its on the internet. I'm scared to look. And no, I didn't…
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I think the averages have been re-calculated once again, as I see The Cannonball Cabaret has appeared at #7. Having been to both The Cannonball and #6 The Sundowner, I can't help but think of an analogy of…
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"Judge Pirro" this morning had on the case of a stripper suing a former roommate for back rent. Supposedly, she met him at a regular bar and took him home where he proceeded to "vomit all over" her…
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At least they weren't filmed at Bogart's! http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/dpp/news/chrysler-auto-workers-busted_20100923_dk
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So I'm hanging with this dancer and finally we head off to the VIP. We're in there for a bit and she brings up money. I ask her what her goal is for the evening. She tells me, and well,…
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http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=can-you-really-break-your Make sure to read the part about "how does it happen"
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Of all places, the indoor Disneyland of adult entertainment, too! "Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theater 895 O'Farrell St San Francisco, California 415-776-6686 DickJohnson September 15, 2010 Visited on: Saturday Afternoon Dancers on Shift: 6-10 Rating Physical Club: 7 Dancer Quality: 8 $ Value: 5 Overall : 6.67 admission is steep...40 bucks in the afternoon.…
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Upon returning to my car after The Cannonball, I found two ad cards for massage parlors. The first is for Utopia Massage, "A Sensual Paradise Beyond Your Dreams". Picture of a hot blonde on the front, and an empty hot…
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Was reading up on The Million Dollar Saloon and came across this: "aaabbbccc123 September 17, 2009 Visited on: Saturday Evening Dancers on Shift: 25-99 Rating Physical Club: 9 Dancer Quality: 10 $ Value: 10 Overall : 9.67RE: David GDK review of million dollar: Couldn't get a girl for…
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I became a new dancer's first lap dance in Detroit. Not long after she had gotten off stage she came by and I, being friendly, placed my arm around her and got a bunch of sweat. Ew.…
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After last night's trek to the middle and upper tier of Detroit clubs (Tycoon's and Penthouse Club), this afternoon I decided to check up on the Hamilton Clubs.<br /> <br /> Saw/tried the new "booths" at Bogart's. Pretty cramped. Based on their construction, they could…
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So I went back to see whether day shift was any better than night shift had been last night. It was no cover, MUCH less crowded (go figure) and yet an appropriate number of dancers to take care of the…
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Zipped by The Paper Moon Springfield today (I-95), one of the worst strip club values I've ever experienced.
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Tried to visit The Treasure Club in Asheville, N.C., only to find the club closed. Turns out Sunday night is the one night of the week they aren't open. And here I was looking forward to seeing some the cute…
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Maybe a little presumptive, but I wonder what options may be about at "... the Liquid Pool Lounge, the resort's adults-only pool." Next time there I'll have to stop by -- maybe it's where the night shift gals (Rhino,…
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