Posts by CTQWERTY

If interested in saving a bunch of dough on food, go to www.restaurant.com and type in your zip code (or the zip code of a place you may be travelling to in the near future). Or, it's also a…

Heard in the club. Problem is, the guy was broke -- couldn't even manage to scrape together a $1 for a dollar dance or to tip a gal while she was on stage. [Yet somehow he kept getting…

The Fed finally ran out of bullets yesterday, essentially passing the problem that is the American economy off to the president and Congress to resolve. One of my favorite reads thinks the S&P will break through 1,100 (now at…

The Canadian border guards generally ask fewer questions and one's on their way sooner than their American counterparts. U.S. Border Guard: "So what's the reason you're entering?" Mwa: "Vacation in Detroit." U.S. Border Guard deadpans an incredulous look of "Who comes to Detroit…

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The following may or may not have occurred recently: Dancer: "I don't see how anyone finds that comfortable. Hold on, this song doesn't count." Dancer returns shortly with regular condom, applies, mounts and says "That other one was ribbed." Anyone have any…

Pardon my b*tch & moan, but just tried to printout the city map feature on TUSCL showing local clubs... while the onscreen version shows markers for the locations of various clubs, the actual printout comes without the markers. Not…

1) How many customers here have ever "changed their mind" and walked out on a lap dance because the dancer starts right away (ie the middle of a song) rather than waits for the next song? 2) When the dancer starts…

Got a voicemail tonight from a dancer two days late. I'm a long ways away now and she did know the time would've been two days ago. The message was simple and courteous and tantamount to two people…

Of all my years clubbing (and there's been many), I finally scored my first ever *cute guy* discount. But oh, was there a price to be paid! Eye-catching, young, naturally beautiful dancer came out of the locker room blasted on…

Just another inglorious moment to speak of. A couple of Detroit clubs charge $10 for entrance to the VIP area. You pay it once per day no matter how many dances or dancers you head back there with. To…

Reserved a pretty nice hotel via the internet before departure. Arrived and checked in mid-afternoon and then dashed over to the club to catch the day shift. The club was awesome (review has been submitted). Needless…