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New Metric

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15 yrs ago · 1 min read

Credit goes to "Fish7117":

"My friends an I had a great time talking to the strippers. Most of them were attending community college. The tattoo to tooth ratio was a little high at this joint. That just made the "extras" that much enjoyable."

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georgmicrodong

Snort. More tats than teeth? Yeah, I can see how that might be more pleasant for certain activities.

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samsung1

haha nice one gmd

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EarthQuake365

I just read this one. I'm still laughing. I have been to Nikita's, and as funny as the metric is it is not far off.

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gatorfan

The less teeth the better the blowjob.

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