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CTQWERTY

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300 posts by CTQWERTY

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Happy Thanksgiving, Art!

And any other Canadian TUSCL members!

CTQWERTY· 14 yrs ago 5

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Inherit the Bundy Throne?

In case you missed the pilot, within the first 5 minutes CBS' "Two Broke Girls" went where "Married with Children" never dared to tread: implied the waitress was getting banged in the supply room on shift on camera. Course…

CTQWERTY· 14 yrs ago 1 7

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Time for a New Entry in the Glossary?

"2am": The time when most shootings take place at a club.

CTQWERTY· 14 yrs ago 10

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Red Bull

I have never had it and have no interest in energy drinks. That said ... What are the effects of downing 3 in a row? Would your lap provider deliver spectacularly thereafter in the VIP??? Or, would it…

CTQWERTY· 14 yrs ago 17

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Detroit!

Sorry. I saw Disgusting and Dilemma as prior threads so I had to indulge and start a Detroit thread. How 'bout them Tigers?!? Have to brush off my beisbol (hat tip to my new Espanol programming package!) apathy now…

CTQWERTY· 14 yrs ago 1 7

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SWAT Teams in St. Louis Protecting Bank of America; Refusing Customer Withdrawal

I think Steve Jobs got out at the right time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db_P0wHsSz0 Supposedly customers seeking to make withdrawals are being directed to the website to do so. Only the website has been down at least four times thus far since last Friday…

CTQWERTY· 14 yrs ago 1 10

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Comcast

Aye! I was briefly a subscriber to the English language version of the Playboy channel. During that time, while trekking through the on-screen menu, I came across the Playboy channel in Espanol. My subscription to the one didn't entitle…

CTQWERTY· 14 yrs ago 6

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Poll: Better Compliment to a Dancer?

She's: A) Hot B) Beautiful Let me know if someone has better material. I'm always on the lookout to improve my PL "A" game! [Hmmm..... for those of us who follow financial news, CNBC reporter (Simon Hobbs?) in Athens covering the riots reports…

CTQWERTY· 14 yrs ago 27

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Lions Now 4-0!!!

The Lions' Super Bowl express rolls on!!! Come back from 27 to 3 deficit.

CTQWERTY· 14 yrs ago 1 21

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Off-Topic: Restaurant.com One-Day 90% Off Sale Today

If interested in saving a bunch of dough on food, go to www.restaurant.com and type in your zip code (or the zip code of a place you may be travelling to in the near future). Or, it's also a…

CTQWERTY· 14 yrs ago 3

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"Oh boy! Stripper's gonna wipe her ass across my face!"

Heard in the club. Problem is, the guy was broke -- couldn't even manage to scrape together a $1 for a dollar dance or to tip a gal while she was on stage. [Yet somehow he kept getting…

CTQWERTY· 14 yrs ago 1

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Off-Topic: U.S. Indicies about to Take a Dump?

The Fed finally ran out of bullets yesterday, essentially passing the problem that is the American economy off to the president and Congress to resolve. One of my favorite reads thinks the S&P will break through 1,100 (now at…

CTQWERTY· 14 yrs ago 1 35

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Great Moments in Crossing the U.S--Canadian Border

The Canadian border guards generally ask fewer questions and one's on their way sooner than their American counterparts. U.S. Border Guard: "So what's the reason you're entering?" Mwa: "Vacation in Detroit." U.S. Border Guard deadpans an incredulous look of "Who comes to Detroit…

CTQWERTY· 14 yrs ago 1 28

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Maxim's 10 Best Zingers from The Roast of Charlie Sheen Last Night

http://www.maxim.com/amg/STUFF/Dirty+Briefs+Blog/The+Ten+Best++Zingers+From+The+Charlie+Sheen+Roast

CTQWERTY· 14 yrs ago 1 1

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Being a Test Subject

The following may or may not have occurred recently: Dancer: "I don't see how anyone finds that comfortable. Hold on, this song doesn't count." Dancer returns shortly with regular condom, applies, mounts and says "That other one was ribbed." Anyone have any…

CTQWERTY· 14 yrs ago 3

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Arrrrgggghhhhh!!!

Pardon my b*tch & moan, but just tried to printout the city map feature on TUSCL showing local clubs... while the onscreen version shows markers for the locations of various clubs, the actual printout comes without the markers. Not…

CTQWERTY· 14 yrs ago 8

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Survey Time!

1) How many customers here have ever "changed their mind" and walked out on a lap dance because the dancer starts right away (ie the middle of a song) rather than waits for the next song? 2) When the dancer starts…

CTQWERTY· 14 yrs ago 22

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Suggestions?

Got a voicemail tonight from a dancer two days late. I'm a long ways away now and she did know the time would've been two days ago. The message was simple and courteous and tantamount to two people…

CTQWERTY· 14 yrs ago 10

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The *Cute Guy* Discount

Of all my years clubbing (and there's been many), I finally scored my first ever *cute guy* discount. But oh, was there a price to be paid! Eye-catching, young, naturally beautiful dancer came out of the locker room blasted on…

CTQWERTY· 14 yrs ago 1 26

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Would-be Blog Material ...

Just another inglorious moment to speak of. A couple of Detroit clubs charge $10 for entrance to the VIP area. You pay it once per day no matter how many dances or dancers you head back there with. To…

CTQWERTY· 14 yrs ago 9

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No-so-great Moment in a Hound's Road Trip

Reserved a pretty nice hotel via the internet before departure. Arrived and checked in mid-afternoon and then dashed over to the club to catch the day shift. The club was awesome (review has been submitted). Needless…

CTQWERTY· 14 yrs ago 8

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Sacre Bleu!

I wandered by and remembered the password!!! Funny thing is, when I clicked on my profile it said "last seen July 2011". HUH?!? I haven't been around since Founder integrated Facebook (was that last February?)…

CTQWERTY· 14 yrs ago 8

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"Hidden Post by ignored user xxxnycexecparty"

Is this necessary? I liked it better when nothing from this spammer was visible.

CTQWERTY· 15 yrs ago 7

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Book Guy's Avatar

So, how many times has she bounced to date?

CTQWERTY· 15 yrs ago 2

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POP's new avatar...

I hope she's charging for that much groping!

CTQWERTY· 15 yrs ago 1 2
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