Comments by CTQWERTY (page 41)

Steve229: At least at The Paper Moon, they're often two-for-one. Mitchell Brothers is $60 per song all the time.

I bet Art could rent out H8S for that kind of dough!

By the way, Mitchell Brothers never has 2-for-1 deals on lappers. It's $60 per all the time!!!

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theater in San Fran is $60 per dance (unless it's been raised!)

Ben Bernanke doesn't publicly speak on THAT data...

Make sure to hit a DMV. Get a local driver's license to say on cover, since locals get in free. (I'm kidding... but strange you should mention the place; I have a pair of mutual friends pitching a Vegas trip ... most likely to occur in March if at all.)

Sam, NO. A "dollar dance" as girls pitch them, are usually about 20 seconds or so. It's a nice sample in which you may get some b00bs in the face, a little grindage, etc. The dancers do them to drum up business. Though every once in awhile someone will say to the contrary, Brad's & Hugger are high school grind-a-thons without extras. The main attraction of them is the $10-$12 per dance price tag. If you want those types of dances with the possibility of extras, head for Detroit.

I wonder if, for that kind of money, they'd shut H8S for a "private party"?!? That may well be more than the entire evening shift brings in!

Okay, Vince. You'll have to head for The Bunny Ranch (near Lake Tahoe) after San Francisco. Then you can use the remaining window (until Art returns to Alberta) to try every single one of Portland, Oregon's 57 lame strip clubs!!!

I don't know GMD: a collection of TUSCLers (10-15) not spending money will get the dancers' attention, and probably managements. Just imagine if they sit in the center of the club and break out into singing protest songs?!

I swapped out approximately $620 US dollars for Canadians (Loonies?) at the free duty shop at the border. That funded a visit to The Sundowner followed by Cannonball Cabaret, and a $4 glass of milk at "AlMacs" ripoff breakfast buffet ($6.95 for all you can eat ... just don't buy a beverage!) I wonder how many Sundowner visitors realize the pool of gals who rotate stage duty is very small? Maybe 8 gals total? There are far more mercenaries running about hawking lap dances who never see the stage, and they weren't any better looking than the gals at The Cannonball. In fact, I think The Cannonball gals were better looking AND more available. PLUS, a higher top end in that extras are available. Art: In my review of The Cannonball, I threw in a special mention about the janitor just for you! I will add though he must really suck at his job, because that bathroom is pretty awful in terms of cleanliness.

Shadowcat, next convention you host, the group can tell all dancers, etc., you're not buying until the volume gets turned down. If there's a big enough turnout among TUSCLers, the lack of revenue flow should get the club management's attention, and at least result in a temporary volume reduction.

Sam, maybe we've all been migrated to a London-based server?

Sam, why wasn't the 'flagship Asian store' opened 20+ years ago (possibly in Japan since they've been U.S.-friendly for quite sometime)?

I'm guessing it was after-hours for regular Rx outlets, so he went the 24-hour route and lucked into a double-dealing stripper informant.

I don't know, Gator, but I bet their overtime is more than time-and-a-half.

Hey, at least "loosenut" has written a review!

Art, I consulted a doctor and he said by taking all 3 you'd open yourself up to the side effects of each. So maybe you want to forget my previous idea ... unless you want to be pounding on the door to H8S an hour before they open.

By the way, Vince, Detroit to Vegas by car is one heck of a long distance trek! Five hours further to Cheetah's in San Diego, and at most one hour beyond that to Tijuana. Then 8 hours north to Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theater & Crazy Horse. Then from there? I guess go visit 'Rancho Farmerart' in Alberta!

No. I encountered the same message.

I've bounced between those two before. The $10 per dance value is quite good for the wallet!

Make use of the phone numbers listed for the clubs!

Or Art, if things are boring, why try all three (Viagra, Cialis and Levitra) at once, and then work backwards by eliminating one at a time? Note any changes, etc. Just an idea ...

Londonguy, that lingo is there so if it arises (say law enforcement bust of prostitution and the gal made the contact at the club), they can say she broke the rules and fire her, absolving themselves of any liability. I tried to visit Sapphire's last January when I was in Vegas. It was late and I didn't plan on being there anymore than 1 hour before getting to bed. So I just wanted to check the place out. Well, despite the fact I drove myself, passed a wanding by security, and said I wouldn't be there long, head door bouncer told me I would have to cough up $30 for entry. I was looking to pay $10. So I turned around and left. But what I noted was the swarm of gals standing just barely inside the cavernous club down a (40 foot hall) waiting for the fresh meat. I'm sure I would've been pawed all over ... Maybe an okay experience for some guys, but for me desperation doesn't equate to attractiveness.

Well, I tried to take a day-shift gal out for dinner. She got sick and I had to carry her out of the restaurant (fresh air). That was enough for me. Drove her back to her car (no, no BJ at 65 mph) and rejected offer to come to her place (motel and God knows what else!)