Comments by CTQWERTY (page 24)

Proper etiquette is to hold it in (out of respect for the dancer.)

Vince, you've got to come on back to sit in the bleachers for Opening Day and fully appreciate the snow/sleet/rain/wind chill! Thanks, SD. I suspect the chances of it occurring are better than we'd think given county and state budget cuts. Topless snowball fights?! I think I'd much prefer (indoor) honey and chocolate syrup wrestling!!!

Well, GMD, that's quite a tale for Opening Day! My life is far more boring though I must confess I kinda like it that way. Wait a second... there was the time though I took a Bogart's dancer out for dinner after her shift. Things were okay until she got sick midway through her dinner and thought she might puke. I offered to walk her outside for some fresh air, but instead she jumped onto to me, wrapping her legs around my waist and arms around my neck. I then proceded to take her outside to a bench (mind you from the center of a semi-crowded restaurant...) I then asked for the dinners to be boxed up for carryout which they did. Took dinner date back to her car at Bogart's and bid her adieu. She had recovered and drove off to her motel. I then took a call from a friend and told him the tale. But I took too long. Dinner date came back as she had remembered she forgot to get from me the $40 she needed to pay for her room. I gave her the $40 and declined her invite to come with her. Probably should've only given her $20, or left right away after she drove off the first time. So I was out the cost of dinner plus $40. But the bigger cost, arguably-speaking, was the embarrassment of carrying a gal out "stripper style" from a family restaurant. I'm sooo glad I didn't know anyone there!!!

The mayor of Detroit has proposed pulling back city services (police, fire, and sanitation, etc.) from certain destitute parts ... and there is a fair amount of grassland about now. If he gets his cost-cutting plan, then only the county and state police will have jurisdiction. That's one step closer to a "red light zone" on American soil.

Snakes. And with their financials I was making a reference to there being "snakes in the grass." Are they selling their own puts??? Is that legal? Ethical? Oh heck, it's a strip club biz anyways, so who cares... Why CalPERS is one of the largest institutional holders of RICK stock I have no idea.

How many of the churches are boarded up?

I've done that exact routine before. Also Big Daddy's and Big Daddy's 2. Never Little Daddy's, but that sounds like the most ITC Kokomo has to offer.

Sam have you got an elevator fetish? Possibly influenced by an old Aerosmith song ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3Yrhv33Zb8 Much better than this one btw... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE&feature=relmfu

Snake, FarmerArt found a few of your namesakes in the financial footnotes of RICK, inclusive of a balloon payment due in 2013 (if I recall correctly.)

Damn, Sam! Lame Columbus clubs having crime problems?!?

I was suprised by the pretty professional message about the database improvement. Would've thought we'd get something like "Okay you hounds, come back later cause I'm cleaning up the pen for the next few hours!"

They "don't mind photos", but identities are partially obscured in the photos... ? How do they get around local obscenity laws? Afterall, to clean a window it's customary to stand in front of it. A neighbor with kids could easily erupt at the sight of a naked gal standing in front of a window for two minutes, call the Police, and then they arrive and put the kabosh to the whole thing after a half-hour of cleaning. I hope payment isn't due until the full two hours are up.

I'm going to take a wild guess the model(s) in their ads are waaay better looking than what comes through the door...

Sam has it. Problem is, that's also where the AK-47 bandits visit. Me not looking for anymore holes...

Steve, after reading that most recent Tycoon's review, I'm tempted. Problem is, that place also gets visited by thieves with AK-47s.

Strip club dry since early last October!

Against them is somehow, with some ID they rented the room, and 2) you could get the plate and car description just grab a seat near the hotel office to watch them / wait them out. Depending on how visible you are, maybe "Dad" sends your gal back over to find out why your're loitering about and you can then try to negotiate the return of your dough. If "Dad" comes over, he likely has a rap sheet (so meander back towards the office) but with this small-time hustle, doesn't want any trouble. Then you can find out (mildly speaking) how desperate he is to hold onto your dough (most of us wouldn't want to push that desperation scenario, but you may luck out with a cat you can out flank...) Another option is to tell the manager on duty there's something strange going on in room (whatever it is). If it's a reputable place they'll take an interest. If it isn't, then lesson learned: avoid the cheap dive motels for fear they may take your kidneys... [And as far as this being worthy advice, remember "Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction."]

The worst I've experienced are the wood ones at The Cannonball Cabaret in Brampton, Ontario. Upperback and arm rests are all one semicircle, making dancer straddle VERY difficult.

"Hell, she's probably meeting Rick Dugan later tonight, lol." LOL. No sign Rick has read the thread. I wonder if he'd take the Long Island gal as his avatar???

"CT - And as I'm sure you know, not only is Wonder Woman's "Lasso of Truth" unbreakable, it forces anyone it captures to tell the absolute truth." Steve, are you speaking from first-hand experience???

He's unemployed and yet she makes dinner? He should at least help out.

Sam, that's alot. But how about this? http://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=38319.9878703704.212456659

That's not even close to robbing a club with AK-47s... I first learned bouncers don't get health insurance back when a group of rowdies in Madison threw one through the plate glass window at the front of the place. Not a job I'd ever take.