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2 years ago
Extras in Fargo, NDCall.Me.Ishmael: "Satire is dead."
Well, the *understanding* of it is, anyway.
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2 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Late Night Food - Post Strip Club Visit.Concur with White Castle. Their cheese sticks have sustained me on many a late trip home.
There's also a local guy working in one of the club kitchens who delivers. Good food, and not expensive.
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2 years ago
rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
A real local yokel clubDuring WW II, my dad and a couple of others, a city boy and a Native American, visited with one of his WV native shipmates' "camp" while on leave. As they were driving up into the hills, they passed a guy in a chair with a shotgun. The city boy asked what he was doing there, and the WV native answered, "lookout". When he was asked why the guy was out in the open like that (these were all some form of special forces, before they were explicitly called that), the Native American said, "there were two more back a ways in the woods." (The WV guy was a little upset about them being noticed) When they got to the "camp", it was a fully operational 'still. If the lookout hadn't known them, they wouldn't have made it much farther.
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2 years ago
Extras in Fargo, NDSo, um, too subtle? I would have thought the wood chipper bit would have given it away...
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2 years ago
Can I get in trouble?I'll stop saying when it's no longer true.
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2 years ago
Can I get in trouble?5
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2 years ago
Escorts asking for more money@Londonguy: "I don’t understand how a great country like the USA has such an intolerance of consensual sex and that LE dedicates so much time to stings."
Legislatures don't care about rights, only control and the revenue they can get from prosecution (in addition to fines and court costs, privately owned jails and prisons pay the government to house convicted criminals), and police cooperate with them when it means *they* get more control and fancy equipment. Cops *like* it when they can push people around who won't push back, not so much if they have to put themselves in the line of fire by going after *real* criminals.
The whole "justice" system is corrupt, top to bottom.
ACAB.
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2 years ago
TiburonEvery woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
Have you given able to continue partying after you "blow off steam"? What makes I seldom go for a second round in a club, but I've been known to stick around afterwards just because it's fun to hang out.
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2 years ago
Anyone seen Tayler Mercier/Olivia Fox in TexasI can't imagine she'd be worth four times what my enthusiastic sb is.
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2 years ago
Can I get in trouble?@jimmyMcNulty: "The satire will be complete when georgmicrodong and georgemicrodong begin to argue with each other"
I have to say, I honestly wish I'd thought of that...
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2 years ago
Can I get in trouble?@Dan3635: "Georgmicrodong is not georgemicrodong. Move to ban this account."
That George guy sure is a poser, eh? I am the one and only Georg! 😏
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2 years ago
Can I get in trouble?4
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2 years ago
Can I get in trouble?3
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2 years ago
Dancer threatened me@BigMoneyThirdManEye1234: "The text exchange shows very clear context, dancer was crazy enough to threaten in writing, and it was all in response to her or her kid being insulted."
No it doesn't, because no such text exchange happened. At least not to *you*.
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2 years ago
AMPs fulfilling?At least part of the appeal of many of the Asian parlours here in Louisville is the virtual certainty that the providers will fuck after a better than average massage. Almost none of the American providers will, though there are exceptions. Also, the way some of these guys on USA talk, a saran wrap blow job is the greatest thing ever.
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2 years ago
Found one !Steroids can make a woman's face lose its soft appearance. With a few exceptions, this is personally not as attractive to me as a natural face. Your mileage may vary, and that's fine.
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2 years ago
Listen up desertscrub/joker44/electroman@BigMoneyThird1234Man: "Wow scrub, dicky can never say no to anything, not even a truck driver wanting to suck him off!"
Says the guy who shits his pants when a girl in her underwear sends him a gun emoji.
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2 years ago
How often do you lie in a strip club setting?@rickdugan: "that 'Lexus' was asking you what you did with 'Jade' so that she could use it to cut Jade's throat. Not every place is Detroit or Miami. Digging for dirt like this is how some girls self-police in low/no extras clubs."
Ugh, the one and only question to which I will outright lie is some form of "what did you do with X" or "did you and X do Y" from a dancer who is not X.
Unless I know them more than through the slippery friction of membranes, the answer to that sort of question will be "she danced for me" or "nothing exciting".
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2 years ago
Can I get in trouble?2
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2 years ago
How often do you lie in a strip club setting?One of the other reasons I don't lie is because the truth is easier to remember.
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2 years ago
How often do you lie in a strip club setting?No need to lie. I don't answer questions I don't want to, but I don't lie.
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2 years ago
ATACdawgThank God Trump is FIRED!!! Lock him up!
Anybody care for some Turkish Delight?Nice.
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2 years ago
Found one !Butterface. And fake tits. Otherwise, not bad at all.
Not a 10 though.
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2 years ago
Did we fuck this site up by making trolls have to write reviews to post?To answer the titular question: No.
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2 years ago
Do's and don't's if you hook-up with dancers outside of the club (OTC)?I've violated your "don't" #4 a fair few times. Only with my ATF and a couple of others I'd grown to trust though. In general though, this is all good advice.