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12 years ago
I WILL BE THERE!!! SAVE ME A WASH!!!
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12 years ago
Wisconsin Gazette will report anything
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12 years ago
I might but its a long flight
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12 years ago
Jaded I think
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12 years ago
Ye old BBQ pit will be smoking today
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12 years ago
They can subpoena anyone anytime for anything but the prosecutor won't have his job very long
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12 years ago
Thanks but if charges weren't filed
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12 years ago
I also will refrain from using the word bitch
from now on they are
LYING THIEVING WHORES
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12 years ago
I agree with myself on this one
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12 years ago
I've had my ass grabbed by strippers and I've grabbed plenty stripper ass this is a greeting as far as I'm concerned
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12 years ago
Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob and starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Bobbie. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time."
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12 years ago
The term "bitch" comes from the 1150 word bicche, which was developed from the Old English word bicce. It also may have been derived from the Old Icelandic word bikkja for "female dog." The phrase "son of a bitch" dates back to its use in Of Arthour & Merlin c. 1330. But none of that matters because my wife is the biggest bitch on the planet!
Now, I know what you're thinking:
Joe, do you really think it's a good idea to insult your wife on a humour wiki-site? I mean, I know you suffer from "foot-in-mouth" syndrome, but come on! You realise that this could be used against you in divorce court one day, right? And, what about all the other "bitches" on the Earth, like Sarah Palin? Aren't ya gonna talk about them?
Well, first off, I'd like to say that I'm being honest. My wife is a bitch. The world's bitchy-est bitch. If you'd ever talk to her for more than 20 seconds, you'd know what I'm talking about. Secondly, Jill won't leave me. I'm the Vice President of the United States of America! Hell, Dick Cheney's wife didn't leave him! And he's the fucking Devil! I'm Saint Peter compared to that fucker! And, to answer that last bit, it is my personal belief that the only bitch that needs to be covered here is my bitch. She's a much bigger bitch than Sarah Palin, anyway. If you want to read about Sarah Palin, check out "slut" or "Alaska".
bitch
A bitch is a female dog. (noun)
An example of bitch is a dog that gives birth to puppies.
Bitch is a slang word for a mean or aggressive woman. (noun)
An example of bitch is a woman who slaps another woman for no reason.
Bitch means something that is a unpleasant or difficult to do. (noun)
An example of bitch is loading manure on to a truck.
BITCH
Pronunciation (US):
Dictionary entry overview: What does bitch mean?
• BITCH (noun)
The noun BITCH has 4 senses:
1. an unpleasant difficulty
2. a woman who is thoroughly disliked
3. informal terms for objecting
4. female of any member of the dog family
Familiarity information: BITCH used as a noun is uncommon.
• BITCH (verb)
The verb BITCH has 1 sense:
1. say mean things
Familiarity information: BITCH used as a verb is very rare.
Dictionary entry details
• BITCH (noun)
Sense 1
bitch [BACK TO TOP]
Meaning:
An unpleasant difficulty
Classified under:
Nouns denoting stable states of affairs
Context example:
this problem is a real bitch
Hypernyms ("bitch" is a kind of...):
difficulty (a condition or state of affairs almost beyond one's ability to deal with and requiring great effort to bear or overcome)
Domain usage:
argot; cant; jargon; lingo; patois; slang; vernacular (a characteristic language of a particular group (as among thieves))
Sense 2
bitch [BACK TO TOP]
Meaning:
A woman who is thoroughly disliked
Classified under:
Nouns denoting people
Synonyms:
cunt; bitch
Context example:
she said her son thought Hillary was a bitch
Hypernyms ("bitch" is a kind of...):
disagreeable woman; unpleasant woman (a woman who is an unpleasant person)
Sense 3
bitch [BACK TO TOP]
Meaning:
Informal terms for objecting
Classified under:
Nouns denoting communicative processes and contents
Synonyms:
gripe; squawk; bitch; beef; kick
Context example:
I have a gripe about the service here
Hypernyms ("bitch" is a kind of...):
objection (the speech act of objecting)
Sense 4
bitch [BACK TO TOP]
Meaning:
Female of any member of the dog family
Classified under:
Nouns denoting animals
Hypernyms ("bitch" is a kind of...):
canid; canine (any of various fissiped mammals with nonretractile claws and typically long muzzles)
Hyponyms (each of the following is a kind of "bitch"):
brood bitch (a bitch used for breeding)
• BITCH (verb)
Sense 1
bitch [BACK TO TOP]
Meaning:
Say mean things
Classified under:
Verbs of telling, asking, ordering, singing
Synonyms:
backbite; bitch
Hypernyms (to "bitch" is one way to...):
complain; kick; kvetch; plain; quetch; sound off (express complaints, discontent, displeasure, or unhappiness)
Sentence frame:
Somebody ----s
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12 years ago
Talk about guilty until they admit they're guilty
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12 years ago
Stripper calls a customer a Homo
is that worse than a homeless guy saying fuck you cheapskate
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12 years ago
This Sunday is also Arbor Day. My wood is hard thinking about it.
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12 years ago
You might want to read the preview before you go
Rock Of Ages‘ Keeps Gay Love Story Intact
Rock of Ages hits theaters on Friday and our sister in salaciousness Michael Musto reminded readers the jukebox movie musical has a gay twist.
No it’s not Tom Cruise—his character, washed up rocker Stacy Jaxx, sucks face with a lady reporter (Malin Akerman).
But it’s two of the other stars who end up flirting with sexual subtext, finally erupting into a musical declaration of mutual love (“I Can’t Fight This Feelingâ€) and a big, old, wonderful kiss on top of it.
Musto says the same-sex scene—â€one of the better things in the filmâ€â€”was also in the Broadway version of the show.
Is it Julianne Hough and Catherine Zeta Jones? Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand? If you know for a fact, please keep it to yourself. Wild guesses are welcome in the comments!
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12 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw1oM7LBbxE
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12 years ago
jester my response is Moo
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12 years ago
How long I would say 7 inches
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12 years ago
They renamed Dusk till Dawn the Americano?
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12 years ago
I'm surprised again
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12 years ago
This is all I have to say about this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMR-w88_iBA&feature=youtu.be
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12 years ago
My favorite
The Tube's = She's a Beauty
http://youtu.be/oMR-w88_iBA
good youtube
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12 years ago
Buy the strip club and make it a duplex
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12 years ago
http://www.iol.co.za/news/south-africa/russian-strippers-in-demand-in-cape-town-1.265832
Russian strippers in demand in Cape Town
February 8 2006 at 02:07pm
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A stripper shortage has created a booming market for Russian women who come to Cape Town to occupy the empty poles.
Owner of strip club Moulin Rouge Willy Raffels said it was impossible to keep up with the demand for new strippers, so he sent for 10 Russian show women.
"I am waiting for a shipment of girls to arrive this month. It's the first time I've tried to import girls for my club," Raffels said.
Few qualified women responded to an ad for exotic dancers in local papers.
He was pleased when approached by an agent representing high-class Russian strippers.
A stripper agent, speaking on condition of anonymity, said he had been "importing" Russian women for the past two years.
The agent confirmed there was a strong demand for Russian strippers in Cape Town.
"The girls I import are the best Moscow strippers, very high class. That's why I've got an order for 40 more," he said.
Manager of strip bar Angels Robbie Ley said he was expecting 10 to 15 Russian women to arrive soon. Demand for new dancers was great, and it was impossible to find enough experienced local women.
Once the Russian women arrived in Cape Town, the Russian agent took responsibility for them. He had to ensure they did not end up as sex workers, which he says some clubs encourage the women to do.
"I don't supply Russian girls to clubs where they risk ending up as prostitutes. And if I hear about some of my girls doing so, I send them back to Russia immediately," he said.
He pays half their airfares, and once the women start working they refund him.
The agent estimates the women can earn more than R30 000 a month. They pay him a weekly levy of R750 and he does the paperwork, including organising work permits.
He says he has imported 27 women from Russia, and explains that he states their occupation as "showgirls".
Ley and Raffels say the paperwork for these women is above board.
However Home Affairs spokesperson Nkosana Subuyi said he did not recall any work permit applications stating the applicants' occupation as being strippers. Only 10 Russians, men and women, had received work permits for South Africa in 2004 and 2005, Subuyi said.
The Russian agent said more than 150 Russian strippers were working in Cape Town.