If a dancer's stage name is "Jade," shouldn't she be Asian?

ROFL. There's a dancer stage-named Summer who is African-American at one club I frequent, which seems a bit off-kilter, but the funniest to me is the girl who is a bleached-blonde "California" type, of White ethnicity, who calls herself Mocha.

If she was hot, who cares what her name is? It's not like I'm gonna remember one fake name among many, unless she *makes* is memorable. :)

Shouldn't she be a Martian?

Jaded I think

Shouldn't she be as cold as stone?

Know a Jade. White girl. Typically dies her hair red. Sometime brown.

Another Jade I knew was Jamaician.

Black girl named Summer gave me my first BBBJ in a club, years ago.

The names don't mean much.

Jade works with a couple of dancers named Ruby and Sapphire.

It's a real corundum to choose between the two.

"The names don't mean much."

The fake made up names I agree are often ridiculous.

It would be much easier if they used their real 1st names.

At a club I used to frequent there was a white girl that went by Onyx. So many people told her that was a black girl’s named that she changed her name just so they would shut up about it.

I know several dancers named jade they are not Asian

I know several dancers named jade they are not Asian

Of the two dancers that I know that are named "Asia" - one is latina and the other is black. Go figure.

Like Steve, I would expect "Jade" to be Asian . . . but I am usually disappointed

Maybe the black ones spell it Ja'de

I've gotten to where I don't bat an eye if they tell me their name is Aphrodite, but they tell me Ashley and I have to ask to make sure I heard properly.

"It's a real corundum to choose between the two."

I almost feel ashamed for getting that joke.

At two of the clubs I visit regularly, they have girls named Jade and both are white. At one of the Illinois clubs I visited on my vacation two weeks ago, I saw another one.

If she was Asian and hot, her "name" could be steve229 and I'd be all over her.

I would bet the same for steve229 were ANY hot dancer wearing a cheerleader outfit.

@Clubber - I used to know a half-Asian dancer named Stevie!

My ATF was Jade who danced during the day shift at the Million Dollare Fantasy Ranch in Warrensburg, MO. At the time a great club. And she was great. A beautiful, sexy blonde that all the men in the club wanted to be with, but she was with me. I would spend hours with her and would have loved to have done more than just get dances.

Stevie, my new fave!

Lol!

Stripper naming is not supposed to make sense. Almost every Jade I have seen has not been Asian.

I have seen brunette's named Amber.
African American's and White Dancers named Asia and China.
Blonde and red headed dancers named Raven.
A Latina named Heidi.

Was she at least a gem?

"It's a real corundum to choose between the two."

"I almost feel ashamed for getting that joke."

Re-reading this thread and I just got the joke this time.

Is it me, or was the db a lot smarter back in the day?

steve229: "Is it me, or was the db a lot smarter back in the day?"

I don't think you were ever smart, steve.

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Too easy, lol