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If a dancer's stage name is "Jade," shouldn't she be Asian?


Isn't that someplace in the unwritten rules of strip clubs??

27 comments

  • Book Guy
    12 years ago
    ROFL. There's a dancer stage-named Summer who is African-American at one club I frequent, which seems a bit off-kilter, but the funniest to me is the girl who is a bleached-blonde "California" type, of White ethnicity, who calls herself Mocha.
  • georgmicrodong
    12 years ago
    If she was hot, who cares what her name is? It's not like I'm gonna remember one fake name among many, unless she *makes* is memorable. :)
  • motorhead
    12 years ago
    Shouldn't she be a Martian?
  • gatorfan
    12 years ago
    Jaded I think
  • Ermita_Nights
    12 years ago
    Shouldn't she be as cold as stone?
  • 59
    12 years ago
    Know a Jade. White girl. Typically dies her hair red. Sometime brown.

    Another Jade I knew was Jamaician.

    Black girl named Summer gave me my first BBBJ in a club, years ago.

    The names don't mean much.
  • motorhead
    12 years ago
    Jade works with a couple of dancers named Ruby and Sapphire.

    It's a real corundum to choose between the two.
  • Alucard
    12 years ago
    "The names don't mean much."

    The fake made up names I agree are often ridiculous.

    It would be much easier if they used their real 1st names.
  • likes2look
    12 years ago
    At a club I used to frequent there was a white girl that went by Onyx. So many people told her that was a black girl’s named that she changed her name just so they would shut up about it.


  • bang69
    12 years ago
    I know several dancers named jade they are not Asian
  • bang69
    12 years ago
    I know several dancers named jade they are not Asian
  • lopaw
    12 years ago
    Of the two dancers that I know that are named "Asia" - one is latina and the other is black. Go figure.
  • JacksonEsskay
    12 years ago
    Like Steve, I would expect "Jade" to be Asian . . . but I am usually disappointed
  • motorhead
    12 years ago
    Maybe the black ones spell it Ja'de
  • jester214
    12 years ago
    I've gotten to where I don't bat an eye if they tell me their name is Aphrodite, but they tell me Ashley and I have to ask to make sure I heard properly.
  • xedin5436
    12 years ago
    "It's a real corundum to choose between the two."

    I almost feel ashamed for getting that joke.
  • DandyDan
    12 years ago
    At two of the clubs I visit regularly, they have girls named Jade and both are white. At one of the Illinois clubs I visited on my vacation two weeks ago, I saw another one.
  • Clubber
    12 years ago
    If she was Asian and hot, her "name" could be steve229 and I'd be all over her.

    I would bet the same for steve229 were ANY hot dancer wearing a cheerleader outfit.
  • steve229
    12 years ago

    @Clubber - I used to know a half-Asian dancer named Stevie!
  • kansasgent
    12 years ago
    My ATF was Jade who danced during the day shift at the Million Dollare Fantasy Ranch in Warrensburg, MO. At the time a great club. And she was great. A beautiful, sexy blonde that all the men in the club wanted to be with, but she was with me. I would spend hours with her and would have loved to have done more than just get dances.
  • Clubber
    12 years ago
    Stevie, my new fave!
  • Dougster
    10 years ago
    Lol!
  • rl27
    10 years ago
    Stripper naming is not supposed to make sense. Almost every Jade I have seen has not been Asian.

    I have seen brunette's named Amber.
    African American's and White Dancers named Asia and China.
    Blonde and red headed dancers named Raven.
    A Latina named Heidi.
  • georgmicrodong
    10 years ago
    Was she at least a gem?
  • steve229
    10 years ago

    "It's a real corundum to choose between the two."

    "I almost feel ashamed for getting that joke."

    Re-reading this thread and I just got the joke this time.

    Is it me, or was the db a lot smarter back in the day?
  • Dougster
    10 years ago
    steve229: "Is it me, or was the db a lot smarter back in the day?"

    I don't think you were ever smart, steve.
  • steve229
    10 years ago
    Hash tag "still my bitch"

    Too easy, lol
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