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13 years ago

This Sunday is Fathers Day.

How will you dads spend the day? I will be spending it with my kids.

In honor of Fathers Day, tomorrow when I visit my favorite club, I will be wearing a t-shirt that reads "My father only wanted a blow job".

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vincemichaels

Well, if you were to believe some cat I know here, I should be spending the day with the "child" I allegedly fathered down there at PP. LOL

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gatorfan

This Sunday is also Arbor Day. My wood is hard thinking about it.

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Alucard

Celebrating my birthday 3 days early with my Brother who is a father.

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smokeshopjoe

Well last week I got laid off and ran into my dad at the strip club all in the same day. I waved he sheepishly came over. It was an all around awkward day. The worst part is cant tell the story to anybody.

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vincemichaels

LOL, smokeshopjoe, at least it was a mutual bust. Getting back to shadowcat: You know, my friend, part of me would be delighted to have a child with that woman. Never having had a child, it would be an event to treasure, and even though nothing would develop from that event than the child, it would have been a good thing. I'd spend whatever time I was allowed with the child.

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Clubber

I'll stop by the cemetery and spend a few silent moments.

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shadowcat

I hear what your are saying vince. They only thing I got out of my 27 year marriage was two great kids.

If I ever see "that woman" again, I will give her your phone number. :)

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Clubber

sc,

Got you there! Just passed the 42 year mark and still have the two great kids!

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randy77

My kids will stop by for a while and then I may go to the club, but I'd like to avoid the dancers invariably asking me about Father's Day and my kids. I find it awkard, because my kids are older than most of the dancers.

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georgmicrodong

My kids are taking me to dinner at Ruth's Chris. Somehow I don't think they'll appreciate it if I ask them to fund a strip club trip...

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magicrat

My kids will come over at some point, and I will look up and say a short prayer for my dad. Mostly watching U.S. Open on tv.

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gatorfan

Ye old BBQ pit will be smoking today

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vincemichaels

Thanks Dad for everything. RIP

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JuiceBox69

Like clubber a few silent moments with my dad at the grave site

Then hang with all the kids I have fathered

Then I'm meeting up with my ATF for some bbbjcim and bbfscip

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Ironcat

The t-shirt is funny Shadowcat. My concern is that if I wore a shirt like that with the wiseguys I hang around with that their response would be "So did you give him one?". Then we'd be fighting.

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farmerart

I am working (says farmerart as he strolls through tuscl). Even though my father died many years ago I think of him often wondering why I didn't turn out to be even half the man that tough old bastard was.

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vincemichaels

Howdy Art.

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