Golden Opportunity?
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Witness Protection
Thursday, June 14, 2012 1:11 PM
I have been looking at buying a house lately as interest rates are so low. I came across this lovely 2 bed/ 2 bath Craftsman on a 1.3 acre lot. The best feature of the place, which the real estate listing shockingly fails to list, is that it is right next door to a strip club! I am talking less than 200 yards door to door.
I was thinking that it might go for a reduced price because a lot of people don't want to live close to a strip club. And think of all the time and money a guy could save not needing to drive to the club. I could cancel my cable service too, who needs TV when there are naked girls next door. It might even be possible to rent the spare room to traveling dancers.
Of course, I may also end up flat broke from spending all my time in the club. Also, there may be some additional exposure to the infamous 2am phenomenon. So what do you guys think about living next to the club?
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