Reviews by cheapyankee

Twenty-five years ago I visited Providence frequently, and became familiar with most of the strip clubs. One of my favorites at the time was Club Fantasies. Club Fantasies then was a laid...

My expectations were low. After all it was a Monday night. The reviews I had read, although not bad, suggested that better clubs were available within a 1/2 hour drive. ...

I have not been to many strip clubs since the pandemic hit, and I had a rare opportunity to get out on a recent Saturday night. I decided to see how The Club...

Last week the local paper confirmed what my recent visits (more accurately drive-bys) had indicaed. Mac's Two is closed. The front page headline read "Billerica strip club closes, sued" (See https://www.lowellsun.com/2019/11/23/macs-two-lounge-closes-named-in-labor-lawsuit/...

It had been decades since I had visited Milwaukee. I was passing through on a Tuesday night, and after a good meal in the Historic Third District, it was getting dark, and I...

I arrived at Center Sage about 7 pm. The first turn-off as I entered was the metal detector. My cell phone and keys set it off, but the follow up pat down...

A few things struck me after I entered. First, there was only one TV, over the bar. A positive. Too many strip clubs think that patrons need entertainment other the dancers...

I was actually prepared for disappointment. My only other visit, many years ago, was on a Saturday afternoon, and the very few dancers who were there had little interaction with the very few...

Cavernous. That was the reaction I had when I entered the Gold Club on a afternoon. The room probably could have comfortably seated 150 or more, so the handful of patron and...

My recent experiences at strip clubs has made me wonder whether this is a dying industry. The energy, the tease, the excitement has been lacking in a number of clubs across a number...

I visited Kitten’s for the first time on a warm, sunny Friday summer evening. My expectations were not high. Often there are few dancers and patrons when the weather is that good....

It was my first visit ever to Nite Moves, around 5 pm on a Saturday. I had low expectations. My previous experiences at clubs in New York’s Capital District had generally been...

Satin Doll has become the strip club that I gravitate to when I have a free afternoon in Providence. It’s not that I have compared all the clubs in Providence, but Satin Doll...

It was a quick trip to New Orleans, and all I have time for was one visit to a Bourbon Street strip club. I chose Déjà Vu Showgirls because I had good to excellent...

My first impression of Temptations was dark and narrow. When you entered a long bar stretched to the right. One walked past the bar towards the stage, passing the VIP area which...

Gold and Silver could use some competitition. Given that it is the only strip club in town, its OK, but it could use a lot of improvement. It is also a club that is...

I visited on a Tuesday night following a business dinner in the area. Scruffy is the best word to describe the appearance of Centerfolds. The parking lot needed to be repaved. ...

I arrived around 10 pm on a Sunday night. I paid the $5 cover and walked into the very large, high ceilinged main room. There was one large two level stage. ...

I arrived around 2 pm on a Friday after a business luncheon. I paid the $5 cover and walked into the very large main room. There was one large stage and two...

I arrived on a Thursday afternoon and was surprised at the very full parking lot. I paid the $5 cover, and noticed as I passed the not to private LD room that 3...

After I visited Exotic Kitty’s, I had to reread the reviews to see if I had been to the same club as the reviews had covered. I had a much lower opinion of...

I had passed Emperors on my way to Tampa and thought I would check it out on my way out of town. I arrived about 8:30 pm on a Friday night. As...

This is another club that I found hard to rate. When I arrived on a Sunday night, I was surprised at how busy Cheyenne’s was. No less than seventeen dancers were on...

I had a few days in the area, and one night I decided to check out Club HOTS, and was glad that I did. After paying my cover, I entered a large room,...