It was a quick trip to...

It was a quick trip to New Orleans, and all I have time for was one visit to a Bourbon Street strip club. I chose Déjà Vu Showgirls because I had good to excellent experiences with other clubs in the chain.

I was offered a choice when I entered the club of a $5 cover for downstairs or a $10 cover for both upstairs and downstairs. I was not given a good explanation of the difference, and chose the cheaper option until I could at least check out the club.

As my eyes adjusted to the dark, I looked around and the best looking woman in the club was a patron. Not a good sign. The waitresses, for the most part, were cute and generally more attractive than the dancers.